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Kids, no not the movie, we're talking the real deal

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yeah, it 's fairly common and does usually go away... Hopefully Anya's does too, or else it can be an indication of allergies! I should give her a sponge bath soon but man she haaaates them.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist Registered User regular
    Whelp, got the answer back from the doctor: moar formula! We need to add more powdered formula to the breastmilk to get even more calories into her. We'll make a beefy baby out of her yet!

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Is it wrong that one of the things I'm most looking forward to about having a kid is that it will finally force my wife to learn how to clean and tidy up after herself?

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    A couple of weeks back she asked me how the dishwasher worked. We've had that dishwasher since before Christmas.

    I physically moved the old dishwasher and washing machine outside onto the back deck and told her that all she needed to do was call a scrap metal place to pick them up when it suited her.

    They're still sitting there.

    Also, we're out of spoons, (I just stacked them into the dishwasher) so I just ate breakfast with a salad server.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Or will it?! I can only foresee more mess in your future!

    My ex-landlady came over today and held Anya for an hour while I took out trash, did laundry and ate breakfast. It's funny what a low priority eating has become; I drink a ton, about a bottle of water a feeding, but eating takes a lot more effort.

    Anya is awake, fed and changed but refusing to sleep, so I'm going to wrap her and then get on with chores. :)

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Is it wrong that one of the things I'm most looking forward to about having a kid is that it will finally force my wife to learn how to clean and tidy up after herself?

    HAAAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    More mess is inevitable. But there's no way in hell she'll be able to continue to do nothing.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    More mess is inevitable. But there's no way in hell she'll be able to continue to do nothing.

    ...




    ...

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Is it wrong that one of the things I'm most looking forward to about having a kid is that it will finally force my wife to learn how to clean and tidy up after herself?

    Speaking from experience: I don't think it works like that.

  • AnialosAnialos RPG MPD patient #1 Registered User regular
    When we see you on an episode of hoarders or infestation there will be naught to do but laugh at your hubris.

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    In fact if anything now she can be "too busy with the baby" to do it and it will all end up on your lap anyways.

    Maybe I'm just being negative and things will work out better for you.

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Look, all I'm saying is her current levels of lack of cleanliness are unsustainable with a child in the house.

    You may scoff and think whatever, but we're talking about a level of slovenliness and inertia that would actually create an unhealthy and dangerous environment for a child. She'll have to clean bottles when they get dirty and pickup things that are dangerous (like scissors). These are all things that have to happen. These are things that don't happen currently.

    And after 10 years of being the one cleaning up and looking after her, it'll be nice for her to have to share some responsibility for the household chores.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill TEAM NICKRegistered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    Oh yeah he loves sweet potato, that has been the only thing he will eat without reservation

    I lie, he also loves pears

    He will eat anything pretty much if it is mixed with pears

    I like your kid.

    You got a good kid.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I have fed him sweet potato fries and watched his little happy face as he chewed

    Maybe I'll get some of those for today

    Also @Fishman, I wasn't a super messy person before having a kid, but my ability to maintain a clean house has deteriorated substantially, so I am having trouble imagining that your wife will suddenly turn over a new leaf

    But hey, it could happen!

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    We played the baby food game at my baby shower and I was surprised at how unpleasant it all tasted. How could liquified fruits and veggies taste so awful? It was a 'pure, organic' brand too.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    It's not about having a clean house. I don't expect a clean house. I expect it to be messy as fuck.

    But at the moment Jen contributes about as much to household chores as your average 17th century French aristocrat. And I'm tired of being the only one doing anything about it.

    Fuck it. Nevermind. It's clear that no one quite comprehends what it's like to live with someone who sleeps uncomfortably on a pile of books they finished weeks ago because it's too much effort to put them back on the shelf.

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    We played the baby food game at my baby shower and I was surprised at how unpleasant it all tasted. How could liquified fruits and veggies taste so awful? It was a 'pure, organic' brand too.

    Yeah it's all pretty terrible. I felt bad making my kid eat it, we switched her to home cooking ASAP.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    We comprehend, but I think people don't get better after having a kid as a general rule, they sort of become... More of what they already are

    But this is probably just personal experience and with any luck we are very wrong

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    We feed the lad organic store-bought stuff of various brands partly because we didn't want him to get super picky about only eating homemade food

    I guess pickiness will happen no matter what, if it's going to happen

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    @Fishman that does sound kinda awful. I hope it gets better for you.

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    this sounds like something worth discussing with her, and if you have and she's disregarded or forgotten, bring it up again as a concern you have in raising a kid. everyone has different priorities, and it's clearly bugging you.

    but expecting someone to change their habits of their own volition, even under life-changing circumstances, is an emotionally risky venture. please don't set yourself up for disappointment in that.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Basically, my expectation is that she'll be more motivated to keep a healthy and happy home for her child's sake then she would for herself.

    And from conversations with her, she wants to want that too, although she's less enthusiastic about it than I am.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Anyway hooray for venting! Enough with the bitching! Back to the pictures of newborns!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I do enjoy snuggling Anya

    The trouble is, I can't hold her when she's awake. She just roots constantly. But, of course, if I hold her when she's asleep, I lose valuable sleep time myself (which is what's happening - last night I could've had a good two hour nap, but I was just holding her and enjoying her instead).

    Dads have an advantage in not smelling of milk!

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    @fishman, armchair psychology for a sec:
    Spoiler:

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Also @Fishman does Jen have any instinctual feelings as to gender?

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Spoiler:
    Sword fighting with her uncle

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    @fishman, armchair psychology for a sec:
    Spoiler:

    @Pooka Cheers for the well thought out feelings; the fact that my wife has depression is well known to us and is definitely part of the problem. I don't mention it often, because usually, when I do is end up venting and bitching about my frustrations, as I have above. But it's also part of how I let off steam as someone who doesn't suffer depression in a relationship with someone who does. I would like her to take better care of herself, but more important, I want her to be able to take care of our children. To an extent, I let her get away with a certain level of self-neglect because she is a fully functional aware adult; however, the same level of neglect is incompatible with child-rearing. As you well know dealing with the issues and causes requires constant ongoing engagement; like I say, I'm hopeful that she will find it within her to take better care of her progeny than she does of herself.

    This is more than enough navel gazing; it's becoming positively morose in here.

    @Janson Nothing she's shared with me.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Sword fighting with her uncle

    That is so cool.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Cool, I had NO clue either, but I know many people do and end up being right.

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  • HyperBalladHyperBallad HARD TO SPOT Miami, FloridaRegistered User regular
    There's a Buzzfeed picspam article that I believe belongs here.

    30 Babies That Are Pissed At You.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Hahaha! Pissed babies are great.

    Well one thing in favour of breast feeding is it is hugely convenient. I mean I knew that anyway, but I am reaaaally able to appreciate it now! Also since Anya is a latching pro, we can adopt almost and position and feed successfully - standing, lying (useful at night), reclining on lovesac, walking around...

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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    There's a Buzzfeed picspam article that I believe belongs here.

    30 Babies That Are Pissed At You.

    Holy smokes, 17 looks like one of my nephews when he was that age (only, my nephew is black).

    Also 26 is the best photo there. Not really a pissed baby, but still.

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Something I made with shots from that same day:
    Spoiler:

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    You will make a Valkyrie of her yet!

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Cue Wagner music.

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist Registered User regular
    Needs moar stars:

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Cool, I had NO clue either, but I know many people do and end up being right.

    I hear it happens like fifty percent of the time.

    (sorry this sounds super catty)

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Needs moar stars:
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    Ahaha that's wonderful

  • PiotyrPiotyr Registered User regular
    My son had his kindergarten screening today. He did really well! But, they did mention a couple of his answers:

    - When they asked what city he lived in, he responded with "Hyrule"....I asked him about it later and he said he couldn't remember the real one so he made up one to be funny.
    - When they asked him if he had any pets he answered "only imaginary ones, because I wish I had a dog but my dad is allergic to them", and then proceeded to name five imaginary pets.

    They were slightly concerned about his ability to distinguish imagination from reality, I was just mostly impressed by his imagination.

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