MSPA: Problem Sleuth is over, "Homestuck" is starting now

Speed Racer

Homestuck

Andrew Hussie just posted the start of the new MS Paint Adventure, called Homestuck. Evidently it's about a 15-year-old girl playing a video game? And something about Betty Crocker? I don't know it seems confusing. Problem Sleuth was a lot more straightforward when it started, I'm not sure this is gonna be as good. Like what's with that weird alien writing? It's almost like there's a good 4,112 pages we're supposed to have already read before this point, detailing the adventures of a bunch of other kids and the troll aliens that made them and the diabolical cueball puppet clown that tricked them all into helping him destroy reality, but that can't be right. This is the beginning of the story! It's the title page!

This looks stupid. I didn't read any of the text but I'm giving it 1.5 hats out of 5 hats to keep it real.
*ollies outie*

Speed Racer

i wanna be cool too

Cilla Black

what

there are already two threads made like 10 minutes ago

what are you even doing speed, this is dumb

Speed Racer

pff I wouldn't expect you to understad

Speed Racer

it's hard cilla

opening your drafts and deleting OPs

it's hard and no one understands

Speed Racer

fuck you skull man you can't exile me

unintentional

don't worry speed racer i like your thread

Speed Racer

YOU AND ME GARY

YOU

AND

ME

BugBoy

jesus

what are you guys doing

Sal

:whistle: Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But's it's better than drinking alone :whistle: