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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Singularity Engine++
It is December. The Satans have been mailed out.
Now wait for your doooooom.
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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. <3!)

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Spoiler:

The traditional.... Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List: (Will likely be updated only ONCE daily during Mon-Fri) - Current as of 10/13/2011 @ 11:40 am PST.
thorgot
Naphtali
Sara Lynn
Butters
Platypus Beirut
DrZiplock
Usagi
Rolo
A duck!
Blake T
Gatsby
godmode
Bucketman
Lost Salient
Marth
Iloveslimes
BYToady
Goose!
That Dave Fella
Centipede Damascus
Stale
Uriel
Smart Hero
lostwords
kadith
Metroidzoid
Slacker71
Keith
Tossrock
2 Marcus 2 Ravens
Squall
Vann Diras
Aphostile
The Lovely Bastard
Hunter
#pipe
Orikaeshigitae
Sweeney Tom
Nogs
SenorTacos
CrackedLens
Ten
Forar
Aeyther
SLyM
skettios
kusuguttai
Mortal Sky
Wombat!!
Sticks
Zonugal
Moriveth
Romanian My Escutcheon
mully
Theidar
Sheri
Okami
Legba
MrDoctorProfessor
Vivixenne
Fletcher
Matey
Munkus Beaver
Neville
George Fornby Grill
dougyfresh
As7
zucchini
Schide
antimatter
Mint
ShimSham
BEAST!
Didgeridoo
feebsicle
Sal
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Tox
Caulk Bite 6
DHS Odium
The Geebs That Is A Pony
Zay
Kochikens
B.C.
visionofclarity
Kwoaru
Isoldae
Blackhawk1313
BusterK
Fortytwo
ceres
MoosehatIV
KetBra
Tonkka
Zerofill
spookymuffin
Staleghoti
chrishallett83
Margarazzi
Bogey
TankHammer
CorporateLogo
Tef
egreco
PRD
David Coffman
Robert Khoo
QuickSnap
. (plut)
Perrsun
The_reflection
OminousLozenge
Veretas
Langly
bwanie
Matev
Fearghaill
sarukun
Virgil_Leads_You
Weaver
vermiculture
End
skull man
PkErthbnd
jackisreal



Secret Satan chains:
2 Marcus 2 Ravens :arrow: Margarazzi :arrow: Sal/2/3 :arrow: Uriel :arrow: Aphostile

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Bogey :arrow: Isoldae/2 :arrow: TankHammer

bwaine :arrow: Robert Khoo :arrow: BEAST! :arrow: Theidar :arrow: neville/2/3 :arrow: Forar/2

Bucketman :arrow: MetroidZoid

BusterK :arrow: Sara Lynn/2

chrishallett83 :arrow: #pipe/2/3/4 :arrow: Platypus Beirut :arrow: Gatsby

DHS Odium :arrow: Vann Diras

Didgeridoo :arrow: dougyfresh :arrow: Keith :arrow: Weaver/2/3 :arrow: Kochikens

End :arrow: godmode/2/3/4 :arrow: Naphtali :arrow: . (plut)

Feebsicle :arrow: Veretas/2 :arrow: Sheri

George Fornby Grill :arrow: Ten :arrow: sarukun/2

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up :arrow: Aeyther/2 :arrow: Orikaeshigitae/1.5

Legba :arrow: zucchini/2/3/4

Marth :arrow: Okami/2/3

MoosehatIV :arrow: ceres/2

Moriveth&Janson/2 arrows.gif Rolo/2

Munkus Beaver :arrow: B. C.

SenorTacos (riddlehero) :arrow: Smart Hero/2/3

ShimSham :arrow: Stale/2 :arrow: Romanian My Escutcheon

Skull Man :arrow: PkErthbnd

SLyM :arrow: Usagi

Staleghoti :arrow: Kadith :arrow: skettios

Tef :arrow: KetBra

The Lovely Bastard :arrow: Tox/2/3 :arrow: lostwords/2 :arrow: Sweeney Tom :arrow: Kusuguttai/2/3/4/5

The_reflection :arrow: Antimatter :arrow: Wombat!!/2/3/4

Vivixenne :arrow: That Dave Fella

??? :arrow: Matev

??? :arrow: Mortal Sky :arrow: Schide/2 :arrow: Kwoaru :arrow: Perrsun :arrow: BYToady/2

??? :arrow: PRD :arrow: Mint :arrow: A Duck! :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You

??? :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: Goose!

??? :arrow: Spookymuffin :arrow: thorgot/2 :arrow: Slacker71/2 :arrow: Nogs

??? :arrow: The Geebs That Is A Pony :arrow: Caulk Bite 6 :arrow: Centipede Damascus/2

??? :arrow: vermiculture

??? :arrow: VisionOfClarity

??? :arrow: Zay :arrow: Hunter/2/3 :arrow: CrackedLens

??? :arrow: Zonugal

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    we are the 666 percent

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    Hey new thread. Nice to meet you.

    I think today is a good day to spoil my Satanee with a showering of festive gifts.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Today is a good day to gift.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Today would be a great day to gift if companies shipped on time aaaargh

    (Hehe, just impatient!)

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Forums, stop it.

    Janson on
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  • ceresceres And before there was nothing, there were monsters. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Because only 1% of the forumers signed up?

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Fizzy Cotton CandyRegistered User regular
    Too late to sign up. I wish I had signed up.

    But I was terrified of getting Robert Khoo as a secret satan. And what could I possibly get that man.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Too late to sign up. I wish I had signed up.

    But I was terrified of getting Robert Khoo as a secret satan. And what could I possibly get that man.

    The antidote

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    JoeUser wrote:
    Too late to sign up. I wish I had signed up.

    But I was terrified of getting Robert Khoo as a secret satan. And what could I possibly get that man.

    The antidote

    Robert Khure

    Brolo on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote:
    Too late to sign up. I wish I had signed up.

    But I was terrified of getting Robert Khoo as a secret satan. And what could I possibly get that man.

    The antidote

    :^:

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Love that new thread smell.

    Fire and brimstone and oooh is that gingerbread?

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  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Something big is going to happen soon I do believe.

    riddlehero on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Getting Khoo for a Satanee was pretty nerve-racking, that's what I just got him true love.

    Also just purchased my gifts, now to hope they get to my parents house by next week so I can add some extra special stuff before sending them.

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    riddlehero wrote:
    Something big is going to happen soon I do believe.

    A new caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    I impulse bought something for my Satan last night...

    Something NSFW!

    I'm not sending anything to them until after Thanksgiving though. :P

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I added a bougie expensive coffee maker to my wishlist. I dunno if I'm adding things too late for my Satan, but obviously anyone can buy it for me. That said I'm going to keep trying to add little things.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    If I got Khoo, the one thing I know I'd gey him would be a big print of one of my landscape photographs. Something I'd be sure he didn't have. Maybe I should get one developed for my Satanee ...

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote:
    I impulse bought something for my Satan last night...

    Something NSFW!

    I'm not sending anything to them until after Thanksgiving though. :P

    NSFW gifts are the most hilarious

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Are we doing the thing this year where you can just buy stuff for people without getting anything? I think it was called Secret Saints last year.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    I know most of us put NSFW-ok, but how many people have actually gotten NSFW stuff over the years? Nothing jumps out in my memory.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Are we doing the thing this year where you can just buy stuff for people without getting anything? I think it was called Secret Saints last year.

    mully said she would set that up later, yeah

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I got all excited when a ups truck pulled in this afternoon.

    But now I'm depressed, not just because it wasn't for me, but because it was a bunch of medical supply looking boxes for my neighbor I think one of them might be sick... :(

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    IT HAS BEGUN

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    :o
    what're you making this year??

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    What could it be?

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  • MarthMarth Contemplative Kermit Registered User regular
    It's obviously for me, I think.

    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Minecraft throw blanket.

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    I don't know what those are for, but can I compliment the beer coaster coffee table?

    It's nifty.

    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    I don't know what those are for, but can I compliment the beer coaster coffee table?

    It's nifty.

    It's pretty rad

    Technically the roommate's, though

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  • ceresceres And before there was nothing, there were monsters. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Because only 1% of the forumers signed up?
    JoeUser wrote:
    Too late to sign up. I wish I had signed up.

    But I was terrified of getting Robert Khoo as a secret satan. And what could I possibly get that man.

    The antidote

    I read this, and my brain for some reason turned it into "The artichoke"

    And then all of a sudden I needed to go eat an artichoke

    And I did, and it was delicious.

    The end.

    No wonder I want to wrap you up and take you home
    I'm looking forward to the chance to meet again, but then again it all depends
    Suddenly I'm not so sure that intentions can be pure
    If I could just throw all my doubts into the wind I think that they'd come back again
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    Because only 1% of the forumers signed up?
    JoeUser wrote:
    Too late to sign up. I wish I had signed up.

    But I was terrified of getting Robert Khoo as a secret satan. And what could I possibly get that man.

    The antidote

    I read this, and my brain for some reason turned it into "The artichoke"

    And then all of a sudden I needed to go eat an artichoke

    And I did, and it was delicious.

    The end.

    It's a holiday fairytale.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Sheri stole my TV remote

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Sheri stole my TV remote

    Changing your channels from my living room

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I know most of us put NSFW-ok, but how many people have actually gotten NSFW stuff over the years? Nothing jumps out in my memory.

    Technically, the incense I sent as part of Perrsun's gift last year was a little nsfw.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    I have to use my Comcast remote to change channels, though

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I know most of us put NSFW-ok, but how many people have actually gotten NSFW stuff over the years? Nothing jumps out in my memory.

    Technically, the incense I sent as part of Perrsun's gift last year was a little nsfw.

    Gonna buy a subscription to WHORES WHORES WHORES ONLINE.

    SenorTacos on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I have to use my Comcast remote to change channels, though

    Uh oh

    Well someone is now watching Jersey Shore against their will

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    riddlehero wrote:
    Something big is going to happen soon I do believe.

    A new caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I know most of us put NSFW-ok, but how many people have actually gotten NSFW stuff over the years? Nothing jumps out in my memory.

    I think a shake weight is pretty racy.

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