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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    maaaan why'd I have to lose all that weight

    this shirt is on sale for $10 but they're out of small :(

    If my satan wants to grab me the hoodie in small, that's cool! If not, that's also cool

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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

    This first game I'm giving out will run on mac. The next two are windows only I think.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    One of those aliens from Signs

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Fire?

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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Keith wins! He will be receiving the first and only message to ever graze his inbox. Keith has won the game Eets.
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    Stay tuned folks, I'll have another riddle coming up.

    riddlehero on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    You can give it to someone else; I don't really play games on my computer and since that's available on XBLA I might pick it up there at some point

    (not to sound ungrateful!)

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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    Lucky you forumers, then it's @Keith's choice. Feel free to post a riddle of your own!

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Good job there Keith

    ThreeCubed on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Riddles are your bag, so uh, guess what movie this screenshot is from and get the game?

    a0cf9k.jpg

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Big Mommas House?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Big Mommas House?

    Nope, sorry.

    Now you gotta send me a message

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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    A riddle for our next game. PC only on Steam

    The person who buys it doesn't need it

    The person who makes it doesn't want it

    The person who uses it doesn't know it

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    A coffin!

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Riddles are your bag, so uh, guess what movie this screenshot is from and get the game?

    a0cf9k.jpg
    That's from Super Mario Bros

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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Matev wrote:
    A coffin!

    Correct!

    Sure hope you like Dinosaurs and World Wars because you won:
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    DINO D-DAY

    riddlehero on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Goose! wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Riddles are your bag, so uh, guess what movie this screenshot is from and get the game?

    http://i42.tinypic.com/a0cf9k.jpg
    That's from Super Mario Bros

    nope!!

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Its Fast Five, I think.

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    that's what I think too naph

    but I wasn't going to say anything because I AM ALSO BUTTS

    WIENER BUTTS

    doot boop boop poop

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Naphtali wrote:
    Its Fast Five, I think.

    dingaling

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Naphtali wrote:
    Its Fast Five, I think.

    dingaling

    damn i knew it immediately but got in the thread too late

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    why do you keep editing your post endy

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    well at least now i have a few more names for my "people who don't immediately recognize a still from Fast Five AKA best movie ever" list

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    because I am terrible

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    End wrote:
    because I am ALSO BUTTS

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    never gonna stop editing that post

    ok I'm done editing that post

    ok I lied thanks naph

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    happy to help

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    hand to hand

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    did someone say butts

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Keith wrote:
    did someone say butts

    huff puff

    I came as fast as I could

    Sweeney Tom on
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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    riddlehero wrote:
    Matev wrote:
    A coffin!

    Correct!

    Sure hope you like Dinosaurs and World Wars because you won:
    DDD_boxart480x600.jpg
    DINO D-DAY


    There is nothing that can go wrong from this.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    It's from the new Star Trek movie.

    Legba on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba wrote:
    It's from the new Star Trek movie.

    not only is that wrong; it's already been answered

    so you have to especially send a message

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    Legba wrote:
    It's from the new Star Trek movie.

    not only is that wrong; it's already been answered

    so you have to especially send a message

    keith-green-a-message-from-keith-songs-of-evangelism-version.jpg

    Legba on
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Thank you riddlehero and Keith for the game!

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Legba wrote:
    It's from the new Star Trek movie.

    not only is that wrong; it's already been answered

    so you have to especially send a message

    luckily there is specific option for that

    especially-sendkeithamessage.jpg

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    End wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    Legba wrote:
    It's from the new Star Trek movie.

    not only is that wrong; it's already been answered

    so you have to especially send a message

    luckily there is specific option for that

    especially-sendkeithamessage.jpg

    There are few times where I report posts for awesomeness.

    This is one of those times. Great job, End.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2011
    End wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    Legba wrote:
    It's from the new Star Trek movie.

    not only is that wrong; it's already been answered

    so you have to especially send a message

    luckily there is specific option for that

    especially-sendkeithamessage.jpg

    If the Vanilla admins could code this into my profile that'd be great, thanks

    also they have to eliminate the text field and have it simply be a webcam capture button

    Garlic Bread on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Somebody should be getting gifts this week.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    So, I've sent out my gifts (23 pounds!) through USPS. That box should hopefully arrive in two to three weeks. I'll be gifting a few other speedier items as well.
    I have to say that it's been pretty fun following this thread. Folks' generosity and ingenuity has been pretty remarkable.

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    oh man I've been missing riddles?

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