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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    not gonna lie, I thought that movie was delightful

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote:
    Best Christmas movie is Bad Santa.

    no

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    I was playing MMX at a friend's house a few months ago

    he watched me beat it from start to finish (which takes about 45 minutes)

    and he got all pissed when I was done

    "the fuck's your problem?"

    "fuck you, that's what. I've never been that good at anything in my life."

    I played MMX from start to finish at work (GameStop) in like, 2005 or 2006. When I started jumping into Armadillo's pit for the fireball, my boss was like "What are you doing? Why do you keep dying?" and I was like, "Are you serious?" Dude was a 25 year old manchild who loved Mega Man and Street Fighter

    when I finally got the fireball he flipped out all "HOLY SHIT WHAT? WAS THAT ALWAYS IN THE GAME? HOW DID YOU GET IT?" and called up his friend and his friend was like, "Dude, it's been over 10 years. How didn't you know about that?"

    I didn't know you could get the arm cannon upgrade in Flame Mammoth's stage until a few years ago

    I always just got it from Zero

    I still prefer to do it that way because the dialogue is better

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Goonies hate has become a thing now?

    Wow that's pretty sad.

    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    I was playing MMX at a friend's house a few months ago

    he watched me beat it from start to finish (which takes about 45 minutes)

    and he got all pissed when I was done

    "the fuck's your problem?"

    "fuck you, that's what. I've never been that good at anything in my life."

    I played MMX from start to finish at work (GameStop) in like, 2005 or 2006. When I started jumping into Armadillo's pit for the fireball, my boss was like "What are you doing? Why do you keep dying?" and I was like, "Are you serious?" Dude was a 25 year old manchild who loved Mega Man and Street Fighter

    when I finally got the fireball he flipped out all "HOLY SHIT WHAT? WAS THAT ALWAYS IN THE GAME? HOW DID YOU GET IT?" and called up his friend and his friend was like, "Dude, it's been over 10 years. How didn't you know about that?"

    I didn't know you could get the arm cannon upgrade in Flame Mammoth's stage until a few years ago

    I always just got it from Zero

    I still prefer to do it that way because the dialogue is better

    Are they the same gun though? I know in the Maverick Hunter X the arm from Zero is more powerful than the flame mammoth stage arm

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I don't hate it

    I can still watch it

    but qualifying it as something other than nostalgia wankery is a lie

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Goonies hate has become a thing now?

    Wow that's pretty sad.

    nothing from your childhood was any good, it was always crap and now you are crap for having liked it

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    never seen this goonies thing

    would probably hate it

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    it stars a cyborg

    ikbUJdU.jpg
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    The Year Without a Santa Claus is pretty great.

    I'm mister White Christmas. :whistle:

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    Shorty wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    I was playing MMX at a friend's house a few months ago

    he watched me beat it from start to finish (which takes about 45 minutes)

    and he got all pissed when I was done

    "the fuck's your problem?"

    "fuck you, that's what. I've never been that good at anything in my life."

    I played MMX from start to finish at work (GameStop) in like, 2005 or 2006. When I started jumping into Armadillo's pit for the fireball, my boss was like "What are you doing? Why do you keep dying?" and I was like, "Are you serious?" Dude was a 25 year old manchild who loved Mega Man and Street Fighter

    when I finally got the fireball he flipped out all "HOLY SHIT WHAT? WAS THAT ALWAYS IN THE GAME? HOW DID YOU GET IT?" and called up his friend and his friend was like, "Dude, it's been over 10 years. How didn't you know about that?"

    I didn't know you could get the arm cannon upgrade in Flame Mammoth's stage until a few years ago

    I always just got it from Zero

    I still prefer to do it that way because the dialogue is better

    Are they the same gun though? I know in the Maverick Hunter X the arm from Zero is more powerful than the flame mammoth stage arm

    in vanilla MMX they're identical

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

    let me tell you about the shitty love lives of wealthy, pasty tories from london

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

    let me tell you about the shitty love lives of wealthy, pasty tories from london

    :^:

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

    let me tell you about the shitty love lives of wealthy, pasty tories from london

    :^:

    every one of his films ever

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also there is probably a sagely minority so them browns won't get offended

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

    let me tell you about the shitty love lives of wealthy, pasty tories from london

    :^:

    every one of his films ever

    buuuuut he also made Black Adder

    not a film, but still good

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I'm learning that everyone here sucks

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Huntera wrote:
    Shorty wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    I was playing MMX at a friend's house a few months ago

    he watched me beat it from start to finish (which takes about 45 minutes)

    and he got all pissed when I was done

    "the fuck's your problem?"

    "fuck you, that's what. I've never been that good at anything in my life."

    I played MMX from start to finish at work (GameStop) in like, 2005 or 2006. When I started jumping into Armadillo's pit for the fireball, my boss was like "What are you doing? Why do you keep dying?" and I was like, "Are you serious?" Dude was a 25 year old manchild who loved Mega Man and Street Fighter

    when I finally got the fireball he flipped out all "HOLY SHIT WHAT? WAS THAT ALWAYS IN THE GAME? HOW DID YOU GET IT?" and called up his friend and his friend was like, "Dude, it's been over 10 years. How didn't you know about that?"

    I didn't know you could get the arm cannon upgrade in Flame Mammoth's stage until a few years ago

    I always just got it from Zero

    I still prefer to do it that way because the dialogue is better

    Are they the same gun though? I know in the Maverick Hunter X the arm from Zero is more powerful than the flame mammoth stage arm

    in vanilla MMX they're identical

    Well then, now I can play original MMX and feel proud in my knowledge I wasn't gimping myself.

    Also my only real beef with Maverick Hunter X is that it's too easy. This feels like the weirdest complaint ever but it's just not as hard as the original MMX and I'm a little sad my MMX cart died so I can never know the beauty of the original again.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

    let me tell you about the shitty love lives of wealthy, pasty tories from london

    :^:

    every one of his films ever

    Pretty much!

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I really like Love Actually and I should watch it again soon

    Ugh I loathe all Richard Curtis films

    Yeaaaap.

    let me tell you about the shitty love lives of wealthy, pasty tories from london

    :^:

    every one of his films ever

    Nooooooope.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I've never played Mega Man x.

    Pretty sure I only played like two levels of Megaman 1.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    buuuuut he also made Black Adder

    not a film, but still good
    True

    Ugh, what made him turn to schmaltzy romance

    And not even romantic romance, the type of hideous film romance that would be really creepy if enacted in real life

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    Shorty wrote: »
    Huntera wrote:
    Shorty wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    I was playing MMX at a friend's house a few months ago

    he watched me beat it from start to finish (which takes about 45 minutes)

    and he got all pissed when I was done

    "the fuck's your problem?"

    "fuck you, that's what. I've never been that good at anything in my life."

    I played MMX from start to finish at work (GameStop) in like, 2005 or 2006. When I started jumping into Armadillo's pit for the fireball, my boss was like "What are you doing? Why do you keep dying?" and I was like, "Are you serious?" Dude was a 25 year old manchild who loved Mega Man and Street Fighter

    when I finally got the fireball he flipped out all "HOLY SHIT WHAT? WAS THAT ALWAYS IN THE GAME? HOW DID YOU GET IT?" and called up his friend and his friend was like, "Dude, it's been over 10 years. How didn't you know about that?"

    I didn't know you could get the arm cannon upgrade in Flame Mammoth's stage until a few years ago

    I always just got it from Zero

    I still prefer to do it that way because the dialogue is better

    Are they the same gun though? I know in the Maverick Hunter X the arm from Zero is more powerful than the flame mammoth stage arm

    in vanilla MMX they're identical

    Well then, now I can play original MMX and feel proud in my knowledge I wasn't gimping myself.

    Also my only real beef with Maverick Hunter X is that it's too easy. This feels like the weirdest complaint ever but it's just not as hard as the original MMX and I'm a little sad my MMX cart died so I can never know the beauty of the original again.

    my main gripe with Maverick Hunter was that they did it with polygons instead of sprites

    I hate this assumption in the game industry that 3d is always better than 2d

    also, you can get a used copy of MMX for less than twenty bucks

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Oh wow really? I thought MMX was one of those classics where the price inordinately high.

    Like Crono Trigger or some other jrpg bullshit

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Janson wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    buuuuut he also made Black Adder

    not a film, but still good
    True

    Ugh, what made him turn to schmaltzy romance

    And not even romantic romance, the type of hideous film romance that would be really creepy if enacted in real life

    Well he seemingly tells stories about upper-middle class wealthy tories from London because he is one

    And I guess he tells stories about creepy romance because, er, they make money?

    Solar on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    I've never played Mega Man x.

    Pretty sure I only played like two levels of Megaman 1.

    MMX is arguably the best of the X series

    2 and 3 were both very good as well, though

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I've never played Mega Man x.

    Pretty sure I only played like two levels of Megaman 1.

    MMX is arguably the best of the X series

    2 and 3 were both very good as well, though

    I think I got Maverick Hunter X along with my PSP I got from my buddy.

    Should probably give that a shot.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    apropos of nothing, I think Ratchet and Clank, i.e. the first game in the series has the best narrative

    the later games improve on the mechanics, and that's really what's important, but the narrative is pretty thin after on PS2
    full disclosure: I have not played any of the PS3 games

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    apropos of nothing, I think Ratchet and Clank, i.e. the first game in the series has the best narrative

    the later games improve on the mechanics, and that's really what's important, but the narrative is pretty thin after on PS2
    full disclosure: I have not played any of the PS3 games

    Yeah, the first one probably had the best story.

    But my favorite (story wise) is still Up Your Arsenal because Dr. Nefarious is so good.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Goonies hate has become a thing now?

    Wow that's pretty sad.

    I saw it when I wasn't a kid, maybe that matters? All of the faux commotion and yelling is just really annoying. Short Round is annoying. The fat kid is annoying. Half of the movie is the group trying to create a sense of chaos and it's really hammy and dumb.

    Langly on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Best Christmas Carol: Scrooged

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Huntera wrote:
    Oh wow really? I thought MMX was one of those classics where the price inordinately high.

    Like Crono Trigger or some other jrpg bullshit

    the reason those games are collectible is because their north american releases didn't actually sell all that well, and weren't really a huge mainstream success until after they went out of print

    example: the PS1 and SNES versions of Chrono Trigger combined only sold about 300,000 copies in the US

    compare that to MMX, which sold over a million copies (this is a worldwide figure, but action games tend to sell better in the US than in japan so I bet most of those were in the US)

    so, more copies in the market means lower used prices

    this is why X2 and X3 are worth significantly more than X1 despite being objectively worse games; they didn't sell remotely as well in their initial runs, and so there are fewer copies to meet the demand

    Shorty on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I've never played Mega Man x.

    Pretty sure I only played like two levels of Megaman 1.

    MMX is arguably the best of the X series

    2 and 3 were both very good as well, though

    I think I got Maverick Hunter X along with my PSP I got from my buddy.

    Should probably give that a shot.

    yes, you should

    one thing to keep in mind: go to chill penguin first, because you'll get the dash upgrade there and this is an absolute necessity. once you get it, the game completely unfolds.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Uriel wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    I've never played Mega Man x.

    Pretty sure I only played like two levels of Megaman 1.

    MMX is arguably the best of the X series

    2 and 3 were both very good as well, though

    I think I got Maverick Hunter X along with my PSP I got from my buddy.

    Should probably give that a shot.

    MMX is my favorite game and Maverick Hunter was awesome

    definitely play it

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Huntera wrote:
    Oh wow really? I thought MMX was one of those classics where the price inordinately high.

    Like Crono Trigger or some other jrpg bullshit

    Did you just call Chrono Trigger bullshit?
    I hate JRPGs and I think Chrono Trigger is phenomenal
    JoeUser wrote:
    Best Christmas Carol: Scrooged

    WRONG
    Muppet Christmas Carol

    Grey Ghost on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tam wrote:
    apropos of nothing, I think Ratchet and Clank, i.e. the first game in the series has the best narrative

    the later games improve on the mechanics, and that's really what's important, but the narrative is pretty thin after on PS2
    full disclosure: I have not played any of the PS3 games

    The PS3 games are better

    I haven't played All 4 One, though

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Huntera wrote:
    Oh wow really? I thought MMX was one of those classics where the price inordinately high.

    Like Crono Trigger or some other jrpg bullshit

    Did you just call Chrono Trigger bullshit?
    I hate JRPGs and I think Chrono Trigger is phenomenal

    I actually don't mind JRPGs and Crono Trigger is probably one of the better ones.

    But they're all bullshit when you put them on a pedestal next to my favorite game ever, even If it's illogical to compare them at all.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I've never seen Richard Curtis' other stuff (except the one Doctor Who ep he wrote which was beautiful and legit almost made me cry)

    So I don't really know - or care! - that he only writes about rich Londoners (and... Tories? whatever they are)

    But Love Actually has Hugh Grant being charming and Liam Neeson's kid being awesome and Alan Rickman being a smartass and Keira Knightley being Keira Knightley so I am

    down

    with it

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