Wrestling: From Planet Funk, THE FUNKASAURUS

Zen Vulgarity

Jinder jobbing to Santino

Hjorvarthr

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

Jinder jobbing to Santino

probably better than Hornswoggle

Zen Vulgarity

I dressed like Otunga today and was carrying a thermos all day

So

An accurate representation

Hjorvarthr

CLAY TONIGHT

straight from the Funkman's mouth

kingworks

Seriously, Lauranitis is so bad I can't help but laugh at him.

I guess that's the point?

Sweeney Tom

WOAH

DID HE JUST SAY BRODUS DEBUTS TONIGHT

OH MY GOD AND LAURINAITIS ALSO JUST SAID THAT HE'S NOT LITTLE JIMMY, HE'S BIG JOHNNY

<3

SarcasmoBlaster

Only one Otunga coffee slurp? Booooo!

Hjorvarthr

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

I dressed like Otunga today and was carrying a thermos all day

So

An accurate representation

did you stare at people and slurp?

PwnanObrien

"It's Brodus Clay's Debut Tonight."
"Who cares."

Perfect summary of this thread for the past couple months.

Hjorvarthr

awww yeah


Edge

Sweeney Tom

EDGE going to WWE HOF!

Dogbone33

I love this choice. Wonder if Christian will induct him.

noir_blood

Dogbone33 wrote:

I love this choice. Wonder if Christian will induct him.

My guess is Mick Foley.

Dogbone33

noir_blood wrote:

Dogbone33 wrote:

I love this choice. Wonder if Christian will induct him.

My guess is Mick Foley.

That is a good choice too.

Zen Vulgarity

I NEED A GIF OF KANE POPPING OUT OF THE CLOSET AND GOING BACK IN

Zen Vulgarity

Hjorvarthr wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

I dressed like Otunga today and was carrying a thermos all day

So

An accurate representation

did you stare at people and slurp?

Yeah

Hjorvarthr

must be hard to sneak around with that red light following you Kane

SarcasmoBlaster

Show needs to be Kane popping out of random places for an hour and a half.

Sweeney Tom

SarcasmoBlaster wrote:

Show needs to be Kane popping out of random places for an hour and a half.

Ryder comes out for promo, leaves after cutting promo, cut to Kane slowly rising up on the rafters, then slowly slinking back down

Ryder comes out again for match, during match Kane slides out from under the ring just to look up at him, then slowly slides back under the ring

Dogbone33

Kane playing peek-a-boo. Eve is just terrible and is going to destroy Ryder.

Andy Joe

Code of Honor followed!

PwnanObrien

Did this audience even want to go to a wrestling show?

edit: Labelle lock gets cheers. Bryan gets the submission victory and then celebrates with the audience members who are hugging him. Chickenshit heel turn complete.

edit to the edit: No reaction for Big Show. This audience showed up dead.

David_T

Was that even a minute?

Sweeney Tom

Hahahahahaha, he's being such a dick like he didn't want the World title match to end like that, even though he was responsible for that

PwnanObrien

The audience is booing Big Show.

Force the turn harder.

Zen Vulgarity

NO DQ, NO COUNT OUT

Aren't no DQ's no count out

Sweeney Tom

BRODUS CLAY NEXT

MIRACLES HAPPENING, END OF WORLD THIS YEAR, ETC

Hjorvarthr

Spoiler:

Henry's gonna World's Strongest Slam Show and Bryan will pick up the pieces

SarcasmoBlaster

Watch Johnny Ace come out and interrupt his entrance.

Sweeney Tom

Hjorvarthr wrote:

Spoiler:

Henry's gonna World's Strongest Slam Show and Bryan will pick up the pieces

and then celebrate like he singlehandedly ended world hunger, cured cancer, and stopped global warming, all at the same time

Dyvim Tvar

I care so little about Brodus Clay. I am not sure if this is the result WWE wanted from this whole angle.

Radius

Really liked turning the crossbody into the Labelle Lock.

Still wish that they had just let Bryan be an actual fighting champion.

Sweeney Tom

SarcasmoBlaster wrote:

Watch Johnny Ace come out and interrupt his entrance.

Match about to happen

Then Jericho comes out and walks around for 10 minutes highfiving fans and announcers and the timekeeper while shouting YEAH the entire time

Match postponed for a week

Hjorvarthr

HOLY SHIT

YES

YES
YES

crwth

brodus............

Zen Vulgarity

ahahaahahhahahhahhahahhahahahah

Sweeney Tom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Cornell002

Oh my god

SarcasmoBlaster

Oh no.

Dyvim Tvar

"Somebody call my momma" Ernest Miller in a Brodus Clay fat suit confirmed.