Republican [Debate] thread once again, now with less Jesus and more bombing foreigners

lonelyahava

ohgod.

VP of the heritage foundation.... this is going to be fun

Kana

wikipedia: "Syria is a relatively small oil producer, accounting for just 0.5 percent of the global production in 2010."

Phyphor

Cain, what would you do about Syria and a no-fly zone?

I would grow the economy!

Rchanen

Doodmann wrote:

Salvation122 wrote:

Doodmann wrote:

Did Romney just repeated everyone's individual opinions at the same time?

Yes.

Does this really surprise you?

No I just have been reading about the debates instead of watching them. Jesus it's like he's flip flopping on a quantum level, standing for everything and nothing all at once...it's full of stars.

You are this close to being my sig.

TubularLuggage

Hahaha;
Blitzer: "Herman Cain, I'm going to assume you didn't know about this, so..."

Phyphor

Perry: Let's go after Iran instead

Kana

Syria is a major exporter of terrorism in the region.

lonelyahava

.....

no. you're talking about Syria. Not Iran.

You empty head.

Sorenson

And this has to do with the Arab Spring...?

Kana

No shit Iran wants to go nuclear

Kana

Sorenson wrote:

And this has to do with the Arab Spring...?

The republican party is still pretty mystified by this whole Arab Spring thing, except that they don't like Muslims.

And israelisraelisraelisrael

Sorenson

This should be fun, the Libertarian being asked a question related to the closest to a Libertarian state.

lonelyahava

...

this is not what she asked about, Ron Paul.

Rchanen

Ron Paul goes for isolationism.

TubularLuggage

Fuck you, Mitt.

Caveman Paws

Rchanen wrote:

Ron Paul goes for isolationism.

He's just cranky because he missed his nap. Seriously, Ron is crazy too old.

Sorenson

Caveman Paws wrote:

He's just cranky because he missed his nap. Seriously, Ron is crazy too old.

He did have that tone of a mewling infant that's been kept awake far too long, I have to admit.

Rchanen

Romney is just positioning himself for the general.

Considering his competition.

Christ Perry is awful.

Kana

Mitt Romney's position is basically that he agrees with everything Obama is doing, and then promises he's going to do things differently.

Phyphor

Ooh biggest fear question!

Kana

Oh no, not the spread of socialism!

WTF is this, the 1960s?

lonelyahava

ugggh

fuck you cnn.com

seriously fuck you.

Rchanen

Holy Shit. Herman Cain had something intelligent to say.

lonelyahava

Cain: "The computers are going to eat us."

Bullio

Newt's afraid of Magneto.

Phyphor

Santorum: Socialism in South America! Also, Islam
Paul: Military interventions!
Perry: China! Also, communism
Romney: Having my own opinions
Cain: TEH INTERNETS
Gingrich: Terrorists with WMD! EMPs! INTERNETS!
Bachmann: I am afraid of everything everyone else is afraid of
Huntsman: No jobs!

Kana

I love how she says Al She Bob

lonelyahava

Newt: "WMD. EMP. Computers."

Sorenson

And Cain actually brings up a point that HAS been pretty much ignored in the debates and whatnot, huh.

Kana wrote:

Oh no, not the spread of socialism!

WTF is this, the 1960s?

You really need to ask?

Caveman Paws

lonelyahava wrote:

Cain: "The computers are going to eat us."

Luckily they speak in 1's and 0's, Cain speaks in 9's. He's got this.

Phyphor

Caveman Paws wrote:

lonelyahava wrote:

Cain: "The computers are going to eat us."

Luckily they speak in 1's and 0's, Cain speaks in 9's. He's got this.

Careful, the computers might propose the 1001-1001-1001 plan

lonelyahava

gah!

It's a not so attractive Anderson Cooper stand-in!!

TubularLuggage

CNN correspondent thinks PERRY led the way on the Iran discussion. PERRY. This is actually being said.

KungFu

Went pretty much as I expected. Perry and Cain barely even have positions on foreign policy.

Caveman Paws

lonelyahava wrote:

gah!

It's a not so attractive Anderson Cooper stand-in!!

That is what Anderson will look like in 20 yrs time. It's future Anderson.

Kana

KungFu wrote:

Went pretty much as I expected. Perry and Cain barely even have positions on foreign policy.

Perry's position is ugguflubaguuuuu

Cain's position is we shall do things that good, and avoid policies that are bad. Presumably his smokin' hot assistants will tell him which are which.

Huntsman had a wonderful burn on that type of idea, which no republicans will care about whatsoever.

Kana

Caveman Paws wrote:

lonelyahava wrote:

gah!

It's a not so attractive Anderson Cooper stand-in!!

That is what Anderson will look like in 20 yrs time. It's future Anderson.

Anderson Cooper doesn't buy your bullshit. Cooper will always be our glorious gay sex anchor.

TubularLuggage

Huntsman kicking Romney's ass on Afghanistan made CNN's highlight reel.

Sorenson

Hate the dude's guts, but I really have to give Paul credit for smacking the fuck out of Santorum durin the whole profiling bit. Can't wait until that sack of shit just fades away.

Rchanen

lonelyahava wrote:

Newt: "WMD. EMP. Computers."

Which actually are threats. Though they are more strategies people could use then the identities of perpetrators.