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i got a thanksgiving surprise

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited November 2011 in Social Entropy++
what a wonderful holiday, guys

i came home from my grandparents today to find out someone had broken into our house. we didn't think anything had been stolen till i went upstairs to my room, and out of the whole house, all they took was my laptop. they apparently checked under the mattress in my parents room/guest bedroom, threw some shit around in my room, and then left with just my laptop

didn't touch any of the fancy shit we have, the two other desktops, the flatscreen tv, my ps2 or dvd collection or my own very expensive gaming desktop

i live on the top floor of the house in a room by itself with a usually closed door and they apparently just went upstairs, glanced around, then fucked my shit up

the kicker is they didn't take my carton of cigarettes or anything, and i guess i'm lucky i still have my gaming rig

but goddamn this sucks i feel pissed and violated and holy shit

so how was ya'lls thanksgiving, good?

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I had some apple pie, it was pretty good

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Why does the time of the post say 3:22AM when it is clearly 10:23 PM

    I am confused

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I think maybe this was a personal attack you should drop PCP and batman this shit

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    I have heard that laptops are the #1 item for theft. Easy to take and still worth a lot.

    Not that this will make you feel any better.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    it sorta does feel like someone personally targeted me, which is hella gay

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    existexist Registered User regular
    dang that bites

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    did you have any personal info in there?

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    My family got together, lots of laughs were had admits the sadness, and it was a swell time.

    There were like 5 different pies to choose from!

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    ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Not as shitty as my thanksgiving. I pretty much spent mine alone, had a Whataburger, and drank as much crappy gas station beer as I could stand which isn't much. I didn't even get properly drunk. Anyways, sorry about your PC, that really sucks.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Weird, kinda like my folks, their house got broken into and out of all the ridiculously expensive items lying around (including two laptops) they specifically went into my brothers room to take the keys to his car. That was it, they went through the whole house and took just the keys and the car.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    It was a very nice car. Mazda 3 MPS

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    well did they take the car too?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I hope the thief gets his skull cracked and your stuff gets recovered.

    Sorry to hear someone shitted-up your Thanksgiving.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    spono wrote:
    well did they take the car too?
    Junpei wrote:
    Weird, kinda like my folks, their house got broken into and out of all the ridiculously expensive items lying around (including two laptops) they specifically went into my brothers room to take the keys to his car. That was it, they went through the whole house and took just the keys and the car.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Look for Larry's homework.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    We asked the police if they had any promising leads. They said they would check with the crime lab and get back to us, apparently 4 more detectives were on the case.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    did you have any personal info in there?

    a few passwords to old mmos and stuff buried here and there

    mostly i'm frustrated because it had all my schoolwork and 6+ years of writing on there. i have some of it backed up but a great majority of it is lost.

    took my charger too. what baffles me the most is they knocked a single book off my shelf as if they were just sliding their hand behind the books looking for stuff

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    they wanted your awesome stash of porn obviously

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I broke into some fool's house and stole his laptop, then I ate turkey

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Wren wrote:
    they wanted your awesome stash of porn obviously

    they didn't even take my directors cut edition of caligula

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    That sucks, hope you feel better friend

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Sucks for you Fandy, that really does blow.

    (next time, install this http://preyproject.com/)

    Was it a PC or Mac?

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Sucks for you Fandy, that really does blow.

    (next time, install this http://preyproject.com/)

    Was it a PC or Mac?

    Thanks for reminding me to do this.. been meaning to since I saw it.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Sucks for you Fandy, that really does blow.

    (next time, install this http://preyproject.com/)

    Was it a PC or Mac?

    This is cool sounding...

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I used it waaaay back in the day when it was Linux-only and very, very basic. It's come a long way. Their iOS app isn't worth installing, especially since Find My iPhone is free.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    That reminds me of a dude I used to work with. Him and his wife spent nearly two weeks straight at the hospital because their infant daughter was extremely sick. They came home once she got better and found someone had broken into their house and had stolen everything that wasn't bolted down. All of the electronics, all of the furniture, the fridge, the bed, the baby's crib, all the food in the pantry, cleaned out the closets of all the clothes, EVERYTHING in the house. They were pretty fucking crushed.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    fuck thieves

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    did you have any personal info in there?

    a few passwords to old mmos and stuff buried here and there

    mostly i'm frustrated because it had all my schoolwork and 6+ years of writing on there. i have some of it backed up but a great majority of it is lost.

    took my charger too. what baffles me the most is they knocked a single book off my shelf as if they were just sliding their hand behind the books looking for stuff

    I have all my writing and coursework (and business documents) synched up to Dropbox for this very reason. About 90% of it is text files which takes no time at all to synch and barely any space on the server, and I know I'll never again lose anything I work on.

    Plus, I have at least three computers synched to that same folder so I can work on my stuff wherever.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    oh god I was so terrified this was going to happen to me

    luckily the thieves were deterred by me leaving Good Will Hunting (lots of soft, unverifiable dialogue and little in the way of music and sound effects to reveal it as a movie) on loop and the stove and bathroom lights on

    I am so sorry this happened to you m'dogg

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh god I was so terrified this was going to happen to me

    luckily the thieves were deterred by me leaving Good Will Hunting (lots of soft, unverifiable dialogue and little in the way of music and sound effects to reveal it as a movie) on loop and the stove and bathroom lights on

    I am so sorry this happened to you m'dogg

    stealing this idea

    that sucks Fandy, I remember coming home from school and having my apartment broken into when i was younger and my tv, n64, and some other stuff was stolen

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I was only ever robbed by a roommate in college who stole a dvd of the fifth element and a couple final fantasy games

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    every friday afternoon I zip that semester's "school" "writing" and "comic" folders and gmail them to three different places

    I know there's probably a better way to do it but honestly I go with what I trust

    and the light on in the bathroom is perfect I think if you have a window because it projects light outward but you can't see through the frosted glass, and it's reasonable that someone could be in there at basically any hour of the day or night, for any length of time

    and the stove light seems like it's being left on so someone can get around in the dark, which suggests someone is there, even if they're sleeping

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    he made it a point to show me how he could break into my room

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    @Skull Man, are you Macaulay Culkin?

    Legba on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    http://lifehacker.com/5838440/how-i-got-my-stolen-laptop-back-within-24-hours-using-prey

    Keep in mind, chances are it's someone you know as it was a precise article that was taken. Think about who would know that the laptop was there.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    honestly steal all the shit, I care, a lot, but not nearly as much as I'm just super worried someone's going to break in and hurt our cats

    if I'd been going home for more than exactly 24 hours I would have just brought them

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    honestly steal all the shit, I care, a lot, but not nearly as much as I'm just super worried someone's going to break in and hurt our cats

    if I'd been going home for more than exactly 24 hours I would have just brought them

    Ugh, yes, this. I'm sure I worry entirely too much about our cats, but I would rather that than not enough.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    skull man I broke into your house and got all your cats addicted to drugs so they will rob you for more drug money and when you take them to cat rehab I am going to break in again because those damn furballs interrupted good will hunting last time I was there

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Look, I just needed a portable computing device, man
    Like, bad

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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