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OnTheLastCastle

Zombiemambo wrote:

By the way, I have seen people drink a gallon of milk in an hour and not puke

none of us believe you!

Nova_C

Daxon wrote:

Swedish and totally superior genetics

Well, you have to take the bad with the good, I guess, Daxon. No point in whinging about it.

Zombiemambo

OnTheLastCastle wrote:

Zombiemambo wrote:

I am going to run some errands and when I return and have finished digesting this meal, I am going to fill a 1 gallon jug with water and drink it in an hour

make note of your stomach before and after. no peeing.

oh it's gonna suck, but I won't throw up.

OnTheLastCastle

this is just like the time you were talking about your amazingness at LoL. i believe you not!

Abdhyius

if milk makes you feel bad then you have inferior genes.

Thanatos

Captain Carrot wrote:

21stCentury wrote:

I'm gonna play some Borderlands Bro-op with my pal later tonight. Anyone interested? We're basically at the start of the game, just before the fight with Bonehead. We're at lvl 9 or so.

Anyone interested? I'll add you right now, but it's gonna be later on, in a couple hours, I guess...

Sure. And @Thanatos, when do you wanna finish Portaling?

I could play some more now, @Captain Carrot

Everyone should know that I am the best partner. Without me, we would not have discovered all of the various ways that you can kill Capt... I mean, a robot.

matt has a problem

Daxon wrote:

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote:

Daxon wrote:

going on to my FOURTH glass of milk.

Now would be a horrible time to find out you are lactose intolerant.

Swedish and totally superior genetics

woooooooooo

Have some Lutfisk with your glass of milk.

Organichu

skippydumptruck wrote:

Organichu wrote:

skippydumptruck wrote:

does the C with the stars on the uniform mean team captain

is the QB always the captain

there are offensive and defensive captains

the vast majority of teams have an offensive captain (the QB, for most) and what is popularly seen as a co-captain (usually a playmaker HB or WR... sometimes a lineman)

and the defensive dude is usually a playmaker. hard hitting linebacker or safety.

huh

so would like

palomalo have a C on his chest too

farrior is their defensive C

but only some teams do it i guess and some switch regularly enough i guess they don't throw shit on the jersey

Eddy

Abdhyius wrote: »

if milk makes you feel bad then you have inferior genes.

Sorry we have developed past having to suckle on animals' tits past infancy to get nutrition

How does it feel being just some shitty neanderthal

Thanatos

OnTheLastCastle wrote:

Zombiemambo wrote:

I am going to run some errands and when I return and have finished digesting this meal, I am going to fill a 1 gallon jug with water and drink it in an hour

make note of your stomach before and after. no peeing.

I have done this before.

Not even as a challenge, I just used to bring a gallon jug of water to D&D, and finish it in the first hour. It's really not that big of a deal.

RiemannLives

Nova_C wrote:

wandering wrote:

I love Bill Nighy the actor guy....hee.

He was the saving grace of the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

God yes. Davy Jones was such an awesome character in the second one and then he was totally neutered in the third. Bill Nighy totally stole the show.

Hell, I loved him in the two minutes he was in Hot Fuzz. He's awesome everwhere.

Him and Billy Connelly are actors I just can't wait to see more performances by.

he made a damn good Slartibartfast.

Eddy

a gallon of water in an hour isn't exactly a challenge

Zombiemambo

OnTheLastCastle wrote:

this is just like the time you were talking about your amazingness at LoL. i believe you not!

Well, what you believe and what you don't believe don't influence reality, so

skippydumptruck

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice

shake head vigorously

Daxon

"Ever heard of a place.. I think it's called Norway? That was mine! I got an award for it."

Organichu

gallon of water in an hour isn't a huge deal

i wouldn't try milk

skippydumptruck

Organichu wrote:

skippydumptruck wrote:

Organichu wrote:

skippydumptruck wrote:

does the C with the stars on the uniform mean team captain

is the QB always the captain

there are offensive and defensive captains

the vast majority of teams have an offensive captain (the QB, for most) and what is popularly seen as a co-captain (usually a playmaker HB or WR... sometimes a lineman)

and the defensive dude is usually a playmaker. hard hitting linebacker or safety.

huh

so would like

palomalo have a C on his chest too

farrior is their defensive C

but only some teams do it i guess and some switch regularly enough i guess they don't throw shit on the jersey

interesting

i will keep an eye out for def c, i dont think ive seen one

Captain Carrot

Thanatos wrote:

Captain Carrot wrote:

21stCentury wrote:

I'm gonna play some Borderlands Bro-op with my pal later tonight. Anyone interested? We're basically at the start of the game, just before the fight with Bonehead. We're at lvl 9 or so.

Anyone interested? I'll add you right now, but it's gonna be later on, in a couple hours, I guess...

Sure. And @Thanatos, when do you wanna finish Portaling?

I could play some more now, @Captain Carrot

Everyone should know that I am the best partner. Without me, we would not have discovered all of the various ways that you can kill Capt... I mean, a robot.

Gotcha, just give me 15 minutes to shower and dress. (I've been up for an hour, and rereading OotS for most of that.)

MyDcmbr

skippydumptruck wrote:

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice

shake head vigorously

D:

Cement Mixer

matt has a problem

skippydumptruck wrote:

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part lime juice

shake head vigorously

A cement mixer!

durandal4532

Daxon

matt has a problem wrote:

Daxon wrote:

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote:

Daxon wrote:

going on to my FOURTH glass of milk.

Now would be a horrible time to find out you are lactose intolerant.

Swedish and totally superior genetics

woooooooooo

Have some Lutfisk with your glass of milk.

why would I want to eat something so disgusting as that?

I've had lutfisk once.

Just once.

It was vile - largely because it was FAAAAAR to salty.

never again.

skippydumptruck

Eddy wrote:

Abdhyius wrote: »

if milk makes you feel bad then you have inferior genes.

Sorry we have developed past having to suckle on animals' tits past infancy to get nutrition

How does it feel being just some shitty neanderthal

*takes a sip of alcohol, turns bright red*

Tamin

RiemannLives wrote:

Nova_C wrote:

wandering wrote:

I love Bill Nighy the actor guy....hee.

He was the saving grace of the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

God yes. Davy Jones was such an awesome character in the second one and then he was totally neutered in the third. Bill Nighy totally stole the show.

Hell, I loved him in the two minutes he was in Hot Fuzz. He's awesome everwhere.

Him and Billy Connelly are actors I just can't wait to see more performances by.

he made a damn good Slartibartfast.

What makes that name funny / embarrassing? I've never understood.

Organichu

skippydumptruck wrote:

Organichu wrote:

skippydumptruck wrote:

Organichu wrote:

skippydumptruck wrote:

does the C with the stars on the uniform mean team captain

is the QB always the captain

there are offensive and defensive captains

the vast majority of teams have an offensive captain (the QB, for most) and what is popularly seen as a co-captain (usually a playmaker HB or WR... sometimes a lineman)

and the defensive dude is usually a playmaker. hard hitting linebacker or safety.

huh

so would like

palomalo have a C on his chest too

farrior is their defensive C

but only some teams do it i guess and some switch regularly enough i guess they don't throw shit on the jersey

interesting

i will keep an eye out for def c, i dont think ive seen one

i remember urlacher did

with the stars denoting time spent as captain

Zombiemambo

Urlacher has spent 4 stars as captain

TehSpectre

Zombiemambo wrote:

Daxon wrote:

matt has a problem wrote:

Daxon wrote:

japan wrote:

MyDcmbr wrote:

Daxon wrote:

why would I drink a gallon?

how big do you think these fucking glasses are?

Still. Scandinavian. Superior lactose drinking genetics. Suck it.

I dunno, pint sized?

I still bet you can't drink a gallon of milk in under an hour.

Why would a person try to drink anything at the rate of a gallon an hour? That's what, four litres?

I don't know, but I'm detecting an undertone of jealousy regarding my ability to drink lots of delicious delicious milk without getting diarrhoea or super gassy or any of those other lactose intolerance symptoms.

I am super winning

They were referring to the fact that large quantities of milk tend to make people puke. http://www.loudermilk.org/milk/

That's utter bullshit

drinking a gallon of absolutely anything is going to make everyone feel sick.

in an hour? pretty sure I can drink a gallon of water in an hour and feel full, but not toss-my-cookies full

The chances of you dying by drinking the gallon of water is higher than with milk, though, depending on how fast you consume it,.

Daxon

oh god the Point of View gun

"...it won't affect me - I'm already a woman."

skippydumptruck

i love a badass kickoff return

Daxon

TehSpectre wrote:

Zombiemambo wrote:

Daxon wrote:

matt has a problem wrote:

Daxon wrote:

japan wrote:

MyDcmbr wrote:

Daxon wrote:

why would I drink a gallon?

how big do you think these fucking glasses are?

Still. Scandinavian. Superior lactose drinking genetics. Suck it.

I dunno, pint sized?

I still bet you can't drink a gallon of milk in under an hour.

Why would a person try to drink anything at the rate of a gallon an hour? That's what, four litres?

I don't know, but I'm detecting an undertone of jealousy regarding my ability to drink lots of delicious delicious milk without getting diarrhoea or super gassy or any of those other lactose intolerance symptoms.

I am super winning

They were referring to the fact that large quantities of milk tend to make people puke. http://www.loudermilk.org/milk/

That's utter bullshit

drinking a gallon of absolutely anything is going to make everyone feel sick.

in an hour? pretty sure I can drink a gallon of water in an hour and feel full, but not toss-my-cookies full

The chances of you dying by drinking the gallon of water is higher than with milk, though

see that's the thing: the osmotic-ness would worry me.

Honk

QAWSEDRF

skippydumptruck

oh what the shit you cant kick a 45 yard fg

Abdhyius

Somebody start talking about real football. I don't really give a shit about that either, but I give less of a shit about colonial football.

Organichu

Abdhyius wrote:

Somebody start talking about real football. I don't really give a shit about that either, but I give less of a shit about colonial football.

someone talk about the vibrant african community in norw- OH WAIT THERE IS NONE
RACISM RACISM RACISM

Eddy

Abdhyius wrote: »

Somebody start talking about real football. I don't really give a shit about that either, but I give less of a shit about colonial football.

Aren't you just the smug, superior little Aryan tonight.

thatassemblyguy

Zombiemambo wrote:

Woo Broncos!

It's tebowin' time!

Inquisitor

Football regardless of country is lame.

You guys should watch a real sport like Starcraft 2.

skippydumptruck

avery brewing's old jubilation ale is p tasty

skippydumptruck

Abdhyius wrote:

Somebody start talking about real football. I don't really give a shit about that either, but I give less of a shit about colonial football.

hmm have you considered sucking it

Daxon

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