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"I will ruin subspace to get rid of this person. Does mentioning Q draw his attention? Hey, Q. Teleport us to Betazed. Then you can turn us all into gerbils or robots or flash the ship into an 18th century oil painting, whatever."
Incidentally, I want to open a Star Trek themed sandwich shop called "Subspace."
One question. Will it be Ricker's or Sisko's Meat Balls Sub?
It should be Riker's.
That way Sisko can have an alcoholic fruit beverage named after him. Sisko's teQuila Punch.
The staff are required to wear red shirts or borg drone shirts, of course.
The 6 foot party sub is the Admiral.
The kid's meal is Cadet Rations.
The play area are the Jefferres Tubes.
The Veggie sub is the Vulcan Special.
DropBox invite link - get 250MB extra free.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we got booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
It's called a Trill.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we got booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Alternate titles - "The Tachyon Burst," "The Aft Shield Failure," "The Core Breach," "The Explosive Decompression," "That Part in Trek V When The Shuttle Blasted Into The Hangar At Incredible Speeds, Only In Reverse"
We accept cash, credit, and gold-pressed latinum.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we got booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
... ok I'm done.
The worf will be where we ask you what you want, you suggest something, then we shoot down your idea as stupid and overrule you
Soup in a bread bowl. With lid, of course.
Perfect!
Though counter suggestion - open faced sandwich. So you can eat that delicious, meaty engineering section.
The clerk has to try and get you to add a fifth topping. Refuse properly and get a discount!
The cold cuts party platter would obviously be the Deflector Dish
That could just be like extra on anything! "Give me a Photon Torpedo, red alert."
"Yellow alert" is extra cheese.
"Sheilds up" is uh... wrapped up to go?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we got booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Houdini: Sandwich maker tosses a habernero pepper slice in your sandwich somewhere at random.
I'll give you your sub, human. Just as soon as you say that there are five toppings on it. Now tell me, how many toppings do you see?
Always loved Nurse Chapel, but I'd say Majel Barrett's best role was as the ship's computer. Just an astoundingly good job, there. Never came off as too human, or too robotic, just... perfect.
When I have a voice controlled computer, I want it to sound like Majel Barrett.
Also, what would Raktijino (or however you spell that Klingon Coffee) be?
Pepsi Bismol
Iced Earl Grey Tea
Prune Juice
Coffee with Prune Juice in it
I would not buy a drink here.
So are you going to make franchise licenses available?