The Red Cross wants to put YOU in jail for warcrimes (stupidity / VG warcrimes thread)

Mayday

I was hella pissed at Skyrim when all those bandits I was slaughtering went "Please, no more, I surrender!" and I was like "Ok, you're my prisoner now" and a few seconds later they jump back at my throat every goddamn time.

Fuck that design. I mean it would be really cool if it happened from time to time, but it's just really dumb when it happens always. Really discourages me from adhering to the IHL!

chiasaur11

Grey Ghost wrote:

For the last time, chia, they were all batarians in Arrival

The real war crime would have been letting them live

Exactly what I meant!

There's an achievement for killing less Batarians.

And don't give me "They probably died in the explosion". They had DAYS to evacuate. Even if they did die, it'd be a luck coincidence.

The Otaku Suppository

Warble wrote:

uh oh. I played a bunch of pandemic 2 yesterday how much of a war criminal am i from a scale of one to fucked????

Depends how much of a Pro-Lifer you are. Does life begin for you at a single string of proteins?

MrMonroe

oh jeez oh man

I executed some wounded Imperial soldiers east of Solitude like earlier today

I'm in a lot of trouble, guys

MereHappenstance

Will they accept the claim that I was just following my order(66)?

Blake T

Dammit I get results.

Artreus

I am punching all of you guys with my brain

Every single one of you

TankHammer

Artreus wrote:

I am punching all of you guys with my brain

Every single one of you

Hey Art. Don't punch me dude. I thought we were friends!

Sidenote: Wanna go to the Center for Puppetry Arts on Saturday at 2 and see the Jim Henson exhibit?

Artreus

TankHammer wrote:

Artreus wrote:

I am punching all of you guys with my brain

Every single one of you

Hey Art. Don't punch me dude. I thought we were friends!

Sidenote: Wanna go to the Center for Puppetry Arts on Saturday at 2 and see the Jim Henson exhibit?

I am punching some of you more softly than others.

Also I will look into it! Though I realize that is coming up soon. Trying to see if my lady is interested in going.

edit: okay maybe has changed to Yes

Artreus

Le fert

TrippyJing

Centipede Damascus wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

oh my god if I start getting prosecuted for video game crimes...

well, I hope no one checks the abyssal mass grave behind my house full of imperfect IV pokemon

that's gotta be cruelty to something

if anybody cared about pokemon cruelty, you wouldn't be allowed to make them fight each other in the first place

Foolproof

what stupid thing haven't I done?

Artreus

TrippyJing wrote:

Centipede Damascus wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

oh my god if I start getting prosecuted for video game crimes...

well, I hope no one checks the abyssal mass grave behind my house full of imperfect IV pokemon

that's gotta be cruelty to something

if anybody cared about pokemon cruelty, you wouldn't be allowed to make them fight each other in the first place

A couple of the games had all three starters get taken though

Ledneh

Pokemon deserve all the cruelty

J ust because Hypno exists