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The Red Cross wants to put YOU in jail for warcrimes (stupidity / VG warcrimes thread)

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  • MaydayMayday made up his mind Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I was hella pissed at Skyrim when all those bandits I was slaughtering went "Please, no more, I surrender!" and I was like "Ok, you're my prisoner now" and a few seconds later they jump back at my throat every goddamn time.

    Fuck that design. I mean it would be really cool if it happened from time to time, but it's just really dumb when it happens always. Really discourages me from adhering to the IHL!

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    For the last time, chia, they were all batarians in Arrival

    The real war crime would have been letting them live

    Exactly what I meant!

    There's an achievement for killing less Batarians.

    And don't give me "They probably died in the explosion". They had DAYS to evacuate. Even if they did die, it'd be a luck coincidence.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    Warble wrote:
    uh oh. I played a bunch of pandemic 2 yesterday how much of a war criminal am i from a scale of one to fucked????

    Depends how much of a Pro-Lifer you are. Does life begin for you at a single string of proteins?

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    oh jeez oh man

    I executed some wounded Imperial soldiers east of Solitude like earlier today

    I'm in a lot of trouble, guys

  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    Will they accept the claim that I was just following my order(66)?

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    I am punching all of you guys with my brain

    Every single one of you

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote:
    I am punching all of you guys with my brain

    Every single one of you

    Hey Art. Don't punch me dude. I thought we were friends!

    Sidenote: Wanna go to the Center for Puppetry Arts on Saturday at 2 and see the Jim Henson exhibit?

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    TankHammer wrote:
    Artreus wrote:
    I am punching all of you guys with my brain

    Every single one of you

    Hey Art. Don't punch me dude. I thought we were friends!

    Sidenote: Wanna go to the Center for Puppetry Arts on Saturday at 2 and see the Jim Henson exhibit?

    I am punching some of you more softly than others.

    Also I will look into it! Though I realize that is coming up soon. Trying to see if my lady is interested in going.

    edit: okay maybe has changed to Yes

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Le fert

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh my god if I start getting prosecuted for video game crimes...

    well, I hope no one checks the abyssal mass grave behind my house full of imperfect IV pokemon

    that's gotta be cruelty to something

    if anybody cared about pokemon cruelty, you wouldn't be allowed to make them fight each other in the first place

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    what stupid thing haven't I done?

  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Skull Man wrote:
    oh my god if I start getting prosecuted for video game crimes...

    well, I hope no one checks the abyssal mass grave behind my house full of imperfect IV pokemon

    that's gotta be cruelty to something

    if anybody cared about pokemon cruelty, you wouldn't be allowed to make them fight each other in the first place


    A couple of the games had all three starters get taken though

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Pokemon deserve all the cruelty

    J ust because Hypno exists

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    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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