Men In Black 1: Part 3

Langly

Centipede Damascus wrote:

Dr.Funkenstein wrote:

Wow, this thread sure turned south quick

Huh?

at Albuquerque

TheStig

Casual regionalism, in 2011? Really?

chiasaur11

TheStig wrote:

Casual regionalism, in 2011? Really?

Hey, it's the future. We judge people not by the color of their skin, but arbitrary geographic lines. If you want to change it, colonize Mars so we can judge people on planet of birth instead.

Heisenberg

Skull Man wrote:

also JOSH FUCKIN BROLIN

BUTTS IN THE SEATS, BABY

and the best part of MIB 2 was

god damn this scene basically makes up for everything bad about mib2

Keith

MrDapper

Heisenberg wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

also JOSH FUCKIN BROLIN

BUTTS IN THE SEATS, BABY

and the best part of MIB 2 was

god damn this scene basically makes up for everything bad about mib2

For years I was convinced that this was done in post. That no human could make those sounds.

Keith

PaperLuigi44

Loved the movies and the animated series growing up, I will likely give this movie a watch. Didn't the first episode of the series insinuate that K may have been replaced? I remember an episode like that and it was pretty weird.

And holy crap I never knew Vincent D'Onofrio was Edgar, that is awesome.

Jimothy

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

I got stressed out just watching the trailer. I mean, I don't know if a black guy going back in time to work for the government in the 1960's is what I'd define as a light-hearted romp.

They don't work for the government, they ask too many questions.

PiptheFair

Mr. G wrote:

Men in Black 3 by Louis CK and Chris Rock

fuck you I love pootie tang

TheStig

Pootie Tang is a masterpiece

Penguin Incarnate

Jimothy wrote:

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

I got stressed out just watching the trailer. I mean, I don't know if a black guy going back in time to work for the government in the 1960's is what I'd define as a light-hearted romp.

They don't work for the government, they ask too many questions.

I like how that's the one facet of my comment that people pick up on.

Dark Raven X

If I recall, Vincent D'Onofrio gets loads of shit for his acting in Law and Order. But I will not dispute he is a scary dude in MIB.

miscellaneousinsanity

I really hope there's a nod to Tsouk in this movie.

Romanian My Escutcheon

MIIB felt like kind of a downslide from the first one.

It may have been all of the romance subplots.

Though Patrick Warburton was pretty great, for all five minutes he was in the movie.

PaperLuigi44

Dark Raven X wrote:

If I recall, Vincent D'Onofrio gets loads of shit for his acting in Law and Order. But I will not dispute he is a scary dude in MIB.

What

Detective Goren is amazing

HallowedFaith

This summer is gonna be fucking awesome.

New Batman.
New Black Man in suit wearing shades.
New Bruce Willis movie guest staring The Rock, leading some Joe's of the GI type.
New Vampire movie staring Abraham Lincoln.
New Spider-Man
New Jason Bourne being chased by people movie.
MOTHER FUCKING AVENGERS BITCH. SAY WHAT AGAIN.
Brave.
New Rocky Movie except instead of boxing, he's a mercenary.


Early on we get:
New Vampire movie with skin tight leather on hot bitches in some kinda world.. which is under and they are awoken under this world.
New Ghost Rider.

Later we get:
James Bond. Skyfall. Like Skyrim, except with 007 and there are no dragons.
The Hobbit: If this shit is another 4 hours of walking around, I am gonna set the goddamn theater on fire.

Not awesome:
Apparently they are remaking Total Recall? Yeah that's gonna fucking suck dick.
Another fucking Resident Evil movie...
Another Paranormal Boring Activity...
A remake of Red Dawn? What the fuck?

Romanian My Escutcheon

Criminal Intent is crap.

Or at least I think it's crap.

I don't know if that has any sort of effect on things.

PaperLuigi44

I will admit that CI was basically The Vincent D'Onofrio Show for me when I watched it.

I can only remember Eames making snide remarks and hacking into computers.

But god damn if I didn't enjoy some Vincent D'Onofrio.

Romanian My Escutcheon

"Hey, let's take the time-tested Law and Order formula, throw in one character that can be considered marginally interesting, make the rest completely bland, show the audience the motivations that the bland, uninteresting criminals have, and in the process slow the pace to the point where the audience is basically watching grass grow."

Grey Ghost

Who honestly gives a shit about Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter

like, really

Keith

Grey Ghost wrote:

Who honestly gives a shit about Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter

like, really

nerds

The Lovely Bastard

but it's by the visionary director of wanted

Olivaw

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

but it's by the visionary director of wanted

I read this sentence and then threw up a little in my mouth

It was not a coincidence

The Lovely Bastard

mission accomplished

wandering

Grey Ghost wrote:

Who honestly gives a shit about Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter

like, really

it stars Alan Tudyk as Stephen Douglas

that has to count for something

wandering

D'onofrio is amazing

Clint Eastwood

men in black, the 2020 remake, starring michael cera and jaden smith

The Geek

Clint Eastwood wrote:

men in black, the 2020 remake, starring michael cera and jaden smith

I don't want to live in a world where Michael Cera isn't unemployed by 2020.

wandering

Michael Cera is great you jackanapes.

Hobnail

Well he sure is Michael Cera, he's even more Michael Cera than that guy who is really like Michael Cera but isn't.

TrippyJing

Michael Cera should play Shaft.

wandering

Michael Cera is the embodiment of teenage awkwardness.

And yeah he doesn't disappear into his roles like Vincent D'Onofrio or someone, but neither did James Stewart.

Tox

Tyler Perry's Men in Black 3

Clint Eastwood

more like, Tyler Perry's Madea Queefs On Aliens

Shazkar Shadowstorm

oh

this was probably posted elsewhere but i didnt see the gi joe trailer till now



that is

yes

Shazkar Shadowstorm

yep theres a whole nother thread for it that i just saw

well

wandering

John K.'s Men in Black 3

Frank Miller's

Zonugal

Dark Raven X wrote:

If I recall, Vincent D'Onofrio gets loads of shit for his acting in Law and Order. But I will not dispute he is a scary dude in MIB.

I have some friends who hate his acting in that show because he creeps them out/annoys them so much. Which to be fair is one of the characteristics of Detective Goren, he is meant to be unsettling. This is touched on by several mentions throughout the series that besides the captain & Eames every police co-worker hates him.

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote:

"Hey, let's take the time-tested Law and Order formula, throw in one character that can be considered marginally interesting, make the rest completely bland, show the audience the motivations that the bland, uninteresting criminals have, and in the process slow the pace to the point where the audience is basically watching grass grow."

RMED, why are you so wrong?

wandering wrote:

D'onofrio is amazing

It's funny that you would pick that performance as that isn't D'onofrio's voice, but Maurice LaMarche.

Artreus

Langly wrote:

Centipede Damascus wrote:

Dr.Funkenstein wrote:

Wow, this thread sure turned south quick

Huh?

at Albuquerque

Should have made a left.