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Je Veux Te [Chat]

Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons......eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
edited December 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
I was cooking! I can't make a delicious chat and a delicious stew.

Some frantic edits later:

Everybody's favourite guilty pleasure of a song that is in no way aimed at the teenage girl market.

An understanding of French makes this track both better and worse at the same time. Here's somebody else's stab at translating the chorus
Spoiler:

It was actually a response to this (Cuizinier, the guy Yelle is singing to, is one of TTC)

(Which is just awful)
Annoyingly, I can't find the music video for it.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    NO EXCUSES GOD DAMMIT

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BACK IN THE KITCHEN

    WHERE IS MY SAMMICH?

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    This is pretty bad, Mojo.

    A lesson to us all to have a preprepared [chat] sitting on the computer ready for such a situation.

  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Best BBC headline on Twitter.
    Three women, one in a wheelchair, have been spotted stealing an electric elf from a garden centre in south London.
    Spoiler:

    Bogart on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Should've been cooking up a chat thread

    instead of pooping one out

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    The ToR early release is worse than the Holocaust.
    what about the borg holocaust
    Woah, now, nexus, that's inappropriate. Too soon, man, too soon.

    But speaking of things worse than the Holocaust... did you guys see that they made a movie about 9/11 starring Sandra Bullock?

    I suspect it is an effort to knock the Earth out of rotation by the sheer force of that many people spinning in their graves at the same time.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    I am hungry for lunch!

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I accidentally only started the lights in the oven, then waited for 15 minutes before I noticed it was never going to get warm.

    What the hell good does it do me that there is a mode where only the lights turn on and not the heat? GTFO OUT OF HERE OVEN, I'M HUNGRY!

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Wait, you mean these kids drove by and threw metal pellets at you?

    This is a thing that happens?

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    Hope you're not hurt, Leitner.

    Is throwing ball-bearings at people from a car the new happy-slapping?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I am hungry for lunch!

    While I am hungry for dinner!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    Metal Gear?!

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    On the one hand, this canker sore on my tongue is probably one of the five most painful experiences of my life.

    On the other hand, I was down six pounds yesterday from Saturday, probably because I only ate about 600 calories and had two glasses of water. So, you know, silver linings.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    Happy slapping is attacking people and filming it. For teh [sic] "lulz".

  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    it's all water weight, than

    all of it

    :(

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?
    They're kids.

    If you weren't an asshole when you were their age, you were doing it wrong.

  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    Bayonetta is an amazing game. And, at the same time, it is an atrocious piece of garbage. The fighting engine it the best I've ever seen, and the storyline, script and voice characterisation are the worst.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Jesus fuck. You have called the police right?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Thanatos, you should try paleo! 8->

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l

  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    Go up to a stranger while your mates film you on a phone and slap them hard in the face. Maybe attack them full on as well. Voila: happy-slapping.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Bogart wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    Bayonetta is an amazing game. And, at the same time, it is an atrocious piece of garbage. The fighting engine it the best I've ever seen, and the storyline, script and voice characterisation are the worst.

    Yeah, I can feel like my brain switching into low power mode during the cutscenes, which has lead to me dying at every single surprise quick time event I swear. :(

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?
    They're kids.

    If you weren't an asshole when you were their age, you were doing it wrong.

    Well yeah but I just listened to loud terrible music and dressed like a retard and got into drugs.

    I've never heard of straight up assaulting strangers unless it was one of those gang-related urban legends.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    it's all water weight, than

    all of it

    :(
    Oh, I'm fully aware. A canker sore has no business hurting this fucking much, though. I get the things all the time, but having one on the tongue is an entirely new category of complete fucking bullshit. Goddamn fucking dentist.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    kids are dicks man

    some kids are way bigger and crueler dicks than other kids :/

    sorry leitner

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l

    The kids in our neighborhood used to smash mailboxes with baseball bats. Then we put a cinderblock in ours. But not before the guy at the end of the street added enough brickwork to his that it looked like a pizza oven.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l

    Yeah, see, this is more what I'd expect. Maybe blowing up a toilet or smashing a mailbox or TP-ing someone's house.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    also we used to do a lot of drive by mooning

    especially at red lights where people couldn't get away, or when they'd be coming out of grocery stores

  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    You might as well skip every cutscene you can, Inq. They are not worth it.

  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Grr

    Also, and I mean this in the least gynophobic way possible: doing something like shouting / throwing stuff / etc. from a car at a pedestrian is the definition of being an utter pussy.

    Just, really? Get out of the car, walk up to someone and flick a ball bearing in their face and then let's see how it plays out.

    The world is full of pathetic cowards who can't even be bullies right. Lame.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    The ToR early release is worse than the Holocaust.
    what about the borg holocaust
    Woah, now, nexus, that's inappropriate. Too soon, man, too soon.

    But speaking of things worse than the Holocaust... did you guys see that they made a movie about 9/11 starring Sandra Bullock?

    I suspect it is an effort to knock the Earth out of rotation by the sheer force of that many people spinning in their graves at the same time.
    ACTUALLY THE ROTATIONAL MOTION OF .....

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    @All. Yeah perfectly unhurt.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Jesus fuck. You have called the police right?

    There was actually a cop two minutes down the road, so I gave him a heads up.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i mean randomly assaulting strangers is a very common thing tim

    i'm surprised you haven't encountered this in your shithole city :3

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    when I get canker sores i rub salt on them. Kills any feeling

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Grr

    Also, and I mean this in the least gynophobic way possible: doing something like shouting / throwing stuff / etc. from a car at a pedestrian is the definition of being an utter pussy.

    Just, really? Get out of the car, walk up to someone and flick a ball bearing in their face and then let's see how it plays out.

    The world is full of pathetic cowards who can't even be bullies right. Lame.
    using the word pussy kind of negates the preface
    lol

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    I plan to pick that up when I'm back in the UK. Actually, I shall inform my parents that if they could find me a copy then that would make an excellent gift for me.

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