Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

okcupid thread or i guess general dating thread

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
okay, homps

i'm givin ya the business

someone asked if they could make a new thread, and i was about to say no

until i hit upon a typically brilliant solution.

you are free to moan about how you will be forever alone, but all complaining posts MUST end with a plan of action on how you're going to tackle some small aspect of the problem.

Okay?

You aren't allowed to tackle the whole thing, you aren't allowed to tackle none of it, you gotta pick a part of the problem and figure out some way to remove it from consideration.

If you don't do this, I will have fun at you.

And the things I consider fun are stunningly boring by any right-thinking person's point of view.

if anyone makes a sob story post and doesn't say anything positive in it, or says something 'i would plan but it's hopeless' then PM me. nothing is hopeless. you always have at least something tiny you can do.

now go find life partners.

«134567102

Posts

  • peter64peter64 Registered User
    I just want to say that the last one of these threads convinced me to sign up with okcupid. I met a nice young lady and we have been dating ever since. Thank you very much for showing me this website.

    things out of context are funny
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    what if you want to be alone

    I want to perish, surrounded by nobody save for my closet robotic live-in care providers

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood now i've got you in my space i won't let go of youRegistered User regular
    oh boy do i have some fun stories for THIS thread......

    AEKTl9K.png
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Faynor wrote:
    what if you want to be alone

    I want to perish, surrounded by nobody save for my closet robotic live-in care providers

    tough, go post in the livejournal thread

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    The last time I had an OKCupid profile it attracted only uggos until I moved six hundred miles away from where I was living at the time

    Then a bunch of cute girls into the same stuff as me messaged me

    That was frustrating!

    But now I've got a cool girlfriend with a rockin' ass so who gives

    4si81Yt.png
    http://comicschat.tumblr.com/ - Buttlord Chats about Comics
  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    I keep thinking I should make an account for this, but really have other things I need to focus on first. Ah well, I'm maintaining my looks for the moment, still got plenty of time.

    Plan of action: Get money, then get power, then get women.

    kvhn.png
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Still SO UPSET over dildo woody being taken down

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I am pretty alright with my dating life as shitty as it is.

    But I still plan to gather all the dragon balls and wish for immortality.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I'm going to jerk someone else off

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • godmodegodmode Registered User regular
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

    yo this is me+my post

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Still SO UPSET over dildo woody being taken down

    I'm pretty mad hare princess was deposed too

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

    You're desirable!! No homo

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I'm going to jerk someone else off

    sup

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote:
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

    yo this is me+my post

    like a nice short barrel magnum?

    the thing that worries me is that my room is really dirty and someone else would have to clean it up

  • godmodegodmode Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

    You're desirable!! No homo

    Thanks, Keith. Now please convince all the single ladies.

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    How about this? I'm in love with a wonderful lady. She's probably the smartest woman I've ever met, wonderfully funny, and her tastes differ from mine precisely enough to be interesting, but not enough to be irritating. Possibly most importantly, she is superhumanly patient with yours truly, who can be a little difficult to handle at times.

    The problem is that she is practically engaged to another guy. I have pretty unorthodox views on relationships, so this doesn't bother me in and of itself, but we care deeply enough about each other that the doomed nature of our relationship has become less novel and romantic, and more annoying and sad.

    And this is a pattern with me. Of my last four relationships, two have lived outside of the country, one was so mentally unstable as to preclude any hope of cohabitation (let alone marriage or kids), and one is the girl mentioned above. I suppose I avoid truly long-term relationships by only seeing women that logistics or lifestyle makes it difficult to remain attached to.

    File this as "general dating", as opposed to "OKC".

    Plan of action: Stop getting involved with women who are ultimately not available.

    naporeon on
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I'm going to jerk someone else off

    sup

    let me see if I still have your address

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    wait that's depressing

    uhhh

    unicorn.jpg

    uplifting!

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

    monroe

    don't try and rules lawyer this shit

    do you want to see what i'm reading for fun while i eat my pizza

    do you

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote:
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

    yo this is me+my post

    like a nice short barrel magnum?

    the thing that worries me is that my room is really dirty and someone else would have to clean it up

    douse yourself in gasoline so the spark from the shot also immolates your corpse+room

    boom

    problem solver

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

    monroe

    don't try and rules lawyer this shit

    do you want to see what i'm reading for fun while i eat my pizza

    do you

    yeah I guess

    what you got?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    instead of going out and being with people I instead am home playin swtor

    my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    I think I've pretty much exhausted the OKCupid pool in Oslo. Once it starts matching you up with double digit enemies, you know you're in trouble.

    Plan of action: Probably going to try meeting some girls outside of the internet (gasp!).

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    MrMonroe wrote:
    I'm a terrible person and everything is awful

    but

    in order to comply with the rules

    I have a plan!

    I'm going to shoot myself with a gun

    monroe

    don't try and rules lawyer this shit

    do you want to see what i'm reading for fun while i eat my pizza

    do you

    yeah I guess

    what you got?

    Readers Digest

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

    You're desirable!! No homo

    Thanks, Keith. Now please convince all the single ladies.

    You can put a ring on me

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    instead of going out and being with people I instead am home playin swtor

    my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing

    we're gonna ruin this thread

    :whistle: just the two of us :whistle:

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    instead of going out and being with people I instead am home playin swtor

    my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing

    Look I'm not seeing a problem here

    4si81Yt.png
    http://comicschat.tumblr.com/ - Buttlord Chats about Comics
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    yeah I guess

    what you got?

    Nu sculon herigean heofonrices weard,
    meotodes meahte and his modgeþanc
    weorc wuldorfæder, swa he wundra gehwæs
    ece drihten, or onstealde.

    He ærest sceop eorðan bearnum
    heofon to hrofe, halig scyppend;
    þa middangeard moncynnes weard
    ece drihten, æfter teode
    firum foldan, frea ælmihtig

  • godmodegodmode Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

    You're desirable!! No homo

    Thanks, Keith. Now please convince all the single ladies.

    You can put a ring on me

    Neither Pennsylvania nor Virginia approve of our love!

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    instead of going out and being with people I instead am home playin swtor

    my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing

    Look I'm not seeing a problem here
    I'm in a room with three other forumers, playing SWTOR.

    So basically I'm not seeing a problem with this either.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    naporeon wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    instead of going out and being with people I instead am home playin swtor

    my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing

    Look I'm not seeing a problem here
    I'm in a room with three other forumers, playing SWTOR.

    So basically I'm not seeing a problem with this either.

    Are you jerking off

    4si81Yt.png
    http://comicschat.tumblr.com/ - Buttlord Chats about Comics
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    actually I should probably start chatting up ladies again

    haven't in a while

    I am just too lazy and content

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    instead of going out and being with people I instead am home playin swtor

    my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing

    Look I'm not seeing a problem here
    I'm in a room with three other forumers, playing SWTOR.

    So basically I'm not seeing a problem with this either.

    Are you jerking off
    I'm contemplating jerking off @Thanatos. Does that count?

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo Cream of my compulsions Rising to the tip of the spoutRegistered User regular
    I need to get to the gym and get my flabby midsection into shape

    But then I will be the fat guy at the gym and I can't reconcile that so I just don't go

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

    c9PXgFo.jpg
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

    You're desirable!! No homo

    Thanks, Keith. Now please convince all the single ladies.

    You can put a ring on me

    Neither Pennsylvania nor Virginia approve of our love!

    We'll turn their worlds upside down

    2mzmv83.jpg
  • godmodegodmode Registered User regular
    actually I should probably start chatting up ladies again

    haven't in a while

    I am just too lazy and content

    NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL US YOUR PLAN

  • godmodegodmode Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Forever alone abloo bloo

    Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.

    You're desirable!! No homo

    Thanks, Keith. Now please convince all the single ladies.

    You can put a ring on me

    Neither Pennsylvania nor Virginia approve of our love!

    We'll turn their worlds upside down

    Move to Australia?

«134567102
This discussion has been closed.