okcupid thread or i guess general dating thread

Edcrab

Sooner or later all SE++ threads go down this route...

Munkus Beaver

Edcrab wrote:

Sooner or later all SE++ threads go down this route...

Are you saying there is an implication that all SE threads will be about rape?

Not that it will be about rape.

Just that there is an implication.

Liiya

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Liiya wrote:

I hope its not a rowing boat, my arms cannot row for that long without getting tired.

That's what the manservants are for!

Ohhh. Now I see.

I did not know you could block profiles, thank you Ipse!

Metzger Meister

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/bigbadtony

booyah.

Janson

I Win Swordfights wrote:

I'm dating this girl and she is super cool and great

She has like the skinniest torso ever

She's got this great butt, and arms and legs with meat on them and no visible bones but her body literally looks like

- ||
((

The minus is not part of her body but it was necessary to move the lines to the right

You may be dating Mori's cousin, I swear her arms are the same size as her waist.

Edcrab

That seems like a strong profile to me Metz, very expressive and honest. And I appreciate that you're being upfront about it all but I can't help thinking that the marijuana part might put some people off

I mean, maybe you wouldn't want to have anything to do with someone if that was a dealbreaker for them, but still, that's the only part that fell flat for me!

Brolo

Remove that last sentence about marijuana

Janson

I'm not so sure he should remove it, as someone who could never ever date someone who liked marijuana, I appreciate someone being upfront about it.

Also, if he likes it that much, it may be a big part of his life.

Metzger Meister

i can honestly say that smoking pot is in my top five of favorite things ever. and yeah, i did consider removing the part about smoking pot pretty carefully, but in the end i decided that i'd rather be honest about how much i enjoy it. i could see someone not wanting to date me over it, but if someone likes me enough and doesn't like pot, hopefully my illegal activities won't matter too much.

Edcrab

Hmm, true, if it's something you do constantly and it's a big part of your life then maybe it should stay there

mully

agree @janson
i'd prefer someone be upfront about it
then i'd know to avoid them (because of my own personal preferences)

Garlic Bread

To me it seems you wouldn't want to advertise that on a profile just because of work and stuff

Metzger Meister

i... i wouldn't say constantly.

Metzger Meister

Keith wrote:

To me it seems you wouldn't want to advertise that on a profile just because of work and stuff

eh, maybe. i don't really care too much if i get fired for something like that though, i don't like my job a whole lot.

Projeck

dating a lady is the best

i almost said it is the tits but it is also that

Metzger Meister

honestly, i kinda wanna find a nice boy to date. i just can't seem to not be earth-shatteringly nervous when i talk to a pretty girl, but even if the boy is totally drop-dead gorgeous, i can be so relaxed and natural around him! it's kinda weird!

Aneurhythmia

Vivixenne wrote:

I don't think I'm very fussy, and I don't mean that in a defensive way

mostly I think that, okay, you sign up on a dating site to meet people, usually because other more "conventional" methods have not worked

when your profile is essentially the ONLY thing people look at prior to establishing contact, the fact that no EFFORT has been made to coherently share a single interesting thing about yourself, to me, indicates that if I messaged you, I'd be wasting my time

either you're not really into the OKC idea and you're doing it because you really don't know where else to go

or you want to seem completely "above" the online dating thing

or you want to appear completely aloof and disinterested (WHICH MIGHT WORK IN REAL LIFE BUT DOES NOT WORK ON A DATING SITE BECAUSE YOU ARE ON A DATING SITE YOU ARE CLEARLY INTERESTED ON SOME LEVEL OR ANOTHER so it's bullshit anyway)

and these things, to me, personally, do not appeal in the slightest (no matter how cute the butt really is), particularly if I were on OKC looking for a relationship with some potential

I'm going to hazard a guess that most people using OKCupid haven't made a tremendous amount of effort with regards to any sort of romantic mien and will be perfectly happy dating another person who has done the same. And they will teach their ugly kids to lol all day.

Munkus Beaver

I find it utterly amazing that I straight up say "I need spelling and grammar to survive" in my profile but get a shitton of messages that have no regard for it. I am also very well aware that I have a good smile (I mention it in my profile!) if that's all you have to say to me as an icebreaker then you are not putting the amount of effort into this relationship that I would expect!

I've learned a lot about how to message other people and get a reaction by what messages people send me that make me go "Uggggggggh God no"

Legba

@Aneurhythmia I dunno about that. Most of the people I've dated off OKC or similar sites haven't dated exclusively based on that site. (Nor have I, for that matter.) Just because you use a dating website doesn't mean you're a romantic troglodyte - not that you're implying that.

Beasteh

hi its me im the romantic troglodyte

Metzger Meister

Beasteh wrote:

hi its me im the romantic troglodyte

oh, beasteh. i will hug you. i will hug you a hundred times.

i can show you the wooooorld

Clint Eastwood

this is me http://www.okcupid.com/profile/tmi88

my profile is awesome and so am i.

mensch-o-matic

Anjin-San wrote:

i've got hit on a lot, and sexually harassed at work

i'm fucking ugly, what is wrong with oregon women/dudes

Dude has Campion ever told you about the time I watched the Man in the Iron Mask and went, "oh man long haired Leonardo DiCaprio is pretty much Anjin-san

Leonardo DiCaprio should never wear his hair long"

And: Responses::

wax on my junk anal owns too i like to be dommed up on by usually i play the dom and she plays the submissive which is good and all but sometimes i just want to be knocked around a bit

I had wax on my hand once it hurt a lot but it felt kind of neat after it cooled off, I don't know if I could handle it on BITS though! I hope you find a lady who will hurt you just enough : )

I'd like to be pegged, it seems pretty cool. But, how do I even broach a subject like that?

If your lady is cool you can just have a conversation about it and she wont judge you! Maybe a the-morning-after convo when things are feeling kinda saucy and she's more receptive to ideas? Good luck, I'm sure it will be fun if you use enough lube!

intercourse

Disgusting

Tickling, giving or receiving

Personally I hate tickles the most THE MOST, if you don't mind can you explain what about it you like? Not that its a bad thing to be into, or anything!

im a dominant i like to throw women around and control them by their hair and make them cum repeatedly etc

Neat!

Man I love some good quality dirty talk. And I'm very much into being teased. I don't know if that makes me a sub?

Dirty talk is pretty fun, have you ever tried 'sex-ting'? Its the wave of the future, baby ; )

fightsex

Is it true that there is only one rule about fightsex?

69 is pretty great, face all buried in her muff licking away, teasing her butthole with a finger while she goes to town on my dick. The only downside is I find ladies tend to get distracted by the pussy licking which keeps interrupting the dicksucking.

-Druhim

I've never tried it, I hope no one got kneed in the face...

I used to be into being submissive but as I get older and more feminist it gets harder to relax when a lot of the male dom language is so incredibly misogyny-based, like, how do you reconcile these things? and why are so many doms so creepy anyway"]I used to be into being submissive but as I get older and more feminist it gets harder to relax when a lot of the male dom language is so incredibly misogyny-based, like, how do you reconcile these things? and why are so many doms so creepy anyway

I think its all part of the roleplay! As long as you and your partner acknowledge that what you're saying is wrong outside of the bedroom then its alright, but if its still a problem for you you should talk to your partner about it when out of your roles. I'm sure there are plenty of ways to make someone feel awful. Good luck! : )

thanks for sharing! http://www.formspring.me/kinkdeposit if you want to share some more

crwth

"goes to town on my dick"

Clint Eastwood

puke on that dick, ho

mensch-o-matic

i heard that dudes like it when you gag on their wangeroos is this

Clint Eastwood

fukken right

Garlic Bread

gagging is gross

at least in porn

Peccavi

Make sure you don't accidentally bite while you gag, though.

crwth

huk hoak hurk gualgh hurgh grughh

Clint Eastwood

mulph hurrphll brlugggg

Metzger Meister

hugaghuaughlualguugaluguughalughuaghgualughagh

i like the classics myself.

Garlic Bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF6vetCBxXI

MrMonroe

tickles apparently work really well on the ladyfriend

I discovered it by accident. There was kind of a slow moment and we were both tired, so I tickled her a little and blammo. Orgasm.

The best part of it now is that she knows that it might be coming and when I reach for her feet she gets this look of abject terror on her face.

mensch-o-matic

boys are weird i guess!! is it like

can you feel it

or is it all psychological

Rape play can be a lot of fun as long as you both are able to communicate when it's uncomfortable. Some times it's really awkward for me to get into that mood. Also bein anon cause future employers might read dis But so you know who I am thx for the books

Haha I can see how it'd be something you'd have to be 'in the mood' for and I'm glad you and your partner know how to do it safely!

hypnosis. as the hypnotizer, not the hypnotee.

936

I also like redheads with seventeen freckles on their buttocks

6.9

we eat asparagus and pee on each other

9.6

Garlic Bread

damn I only got 16 freckles on my butts

Edcrab

My grand theory is that everyone is a little bit weird, it's just a question of determining how, why, and whether it bugs you

Indie Winter

Keith wrote:

damn I only got 16 freckles on my butts

uugh get away from me you freak

mully

Keith wrote:

gagging is gross

at least in porn

i was reading this morning about how porn make-up artists actually have to compensate for how much gagging will occur
and whether or not they want that 'mascara running because she's being so dominated against her will' look

IpseDixit

mensch-o-matic wrote:

boys are weird i guess!! is it like

can you feel it

or is it all psychological

Both!