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In The Final Year of Our World 2012: America Won't Survive

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
It's kind of fucked up. 2011 flew by. I don't remember a whole bunch of great events. There were problems being compounded, on that we can agree. I guess if you were into protesting or rioting or some combination thereof this was your year.

09 was pretty terrible for a lot of people, because they had realized 08 was really just the beginning. Whenever my parents complained about the 1980s and Reagan I thought, "man I'll never have a point of reference for something that bleak".

Well, here we are. In the final days of 09 I remember praying it wouldn't be as bad in 2010 and wouldn't you know it America kinda does its thing. Saw some dudes sleeping under a bridge a few weeks ago. I thought, holy shit my fingertips feel like shit in this cold. They got nothing. Man, it's gonna be weird as hell seeing that en masse! Here's to the continuance of the new normal, and that the events of that John Cusack movie don't come to pass! Get your foodstamps, it's gonna be cold as fuck.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    2012 is going to suck all kinds of ass

    I'm basically hoping for the apocalypse just so we can get it over with

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    This is the first year that I got actual scared over gloabl warming hooo

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    gonna drink my weight in beer all day every day in 2012.

    Gonna pass out drunk as the earth dies

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I fear for the radical change of society as I know it, but on the plus side, that means I don't fear as much that my life will be a failure according to current norms

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    2012 is going to be a good year.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    gonna drink my weight in beer all day every day in 2012.

    Gonna pass out drunk as the earth dies

    How you gonna get drunk off of fourteen ounces of beer

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    gonna drink my weight in beer all day every day in 2012.

    Gonna pass out drunk as the earth dies

    How you gonna get drunk off of fourteen ounces of beer

    osmosis

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    2012 is going to be a good year.

    I was thinking the same thing!

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    2012 will be what i make of it

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    gonna drink my weight in beer all day every day in 2012.

    Gonna pass out drunk as the earth dies

    How you gonna get drunk off of fourteen ounces of beer

    osmosis

    Fourteen ounces of beer isn't a lot of beer though

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    2012 will be a good action movie year

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I'm still young and naive enough to have an optimistic view on the world

    Fingers crossed for 2013!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    gonna drink my weight in beer all day every day in 2012.

    Gonna pass out drunk as the earth dies

    How you gonna get drunk off of fourteen ounces of beer

    osmosis

    Fourteen ounces of beer isn't a lot of beer though

    maybe not for a freak giant like you

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote:
    I'm still young and naive enough to have an optimistic view on the world

    Fingers crossed for 2013!

    i'm 23, a font of hope and i have a girlfriend after a huge dryspell and i'm here to tell you i'm gonna die and you're gonna die and the lord will flood the cities and there won't even be microbes capable of breaking down our corpses

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I'm scared that 2012 will be the year America finally becomes a full fledged police state. What with how fucked up that NDAA bill was, and how easily it passed.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    wha? are you sure it isn't still on the floor

    are you serious, that couldn't have passed

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    That's like a can of beer

    That's not a lot of beer

    If it's a tallboy that's even less (Tallboys are better because I have to pound less of them to get drunk and I forget how much I hate beer that much quicker)

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Duke 2.0 wrote:
    I'm still young and naive enough to have an optimistic view on the world

    Fingers crossed for 2013!

    i'm 23, a font of hope and i have a girlfriend after a huge dryspell and i'm here to tell you i'm gonna die and you're gonna die and the lord will flood the cities and there won't even be microbes capable of breaking down our corpses

    I hope for your sake that you don't actually believe this.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    wha? are you sure it isn't still on the floor

    are you serious, that couldn't have passed

    It passed and he's going to sign it

    Just gotta hope the Supreme Court strikes that shit down as being unconstitutional

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    love isn't even strong enough it's gonna be way worse than the fantasy books

    or even independence day

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Duke 2.0 wrote:
    I'm still young and naive enough to have an optimistic view on the world

    Fingers crossed for 2013!

    i'm 23, a font of hope and i have a girlfriend after a huge dryspell and i'm here to tell you i'm gonna die and you're gonna die and the lord will flood the cities and there won't even be microbes capable of breaking down our corpses

    I hope for your sake that you don't actually believe this.

    I have to survive to 21 to become disillusioned with the world!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    wha? are you sure it isn't still on the floor

    are you serious, that couldn't have passed

    It passed with original language intact.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    NDAA getting passed? you better be quiet about the government boy

    or some dude with a small dick is gonna murder you

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    With the amount of anti government stuff my roommate and I look up I wouldn't be surprised if we were on a watch list somewhere

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    just like some dude with a small dick sprayed kneeling people with pepper spray

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    fuck it, if someone wants to try it on i welcome them to try and kill me

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    They can come for me

    I'll unsheathe my katana and go all Crouching Tiger on their asses for about half a second before they shoot me in the face

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Just gotta grow out my facial hair and get my visage captured on camera somewhere as a symbol of repression

    which is uploaded to the web and subsequently deleted.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    you don't have to be a card carrying member of the NRA to appreciate guns

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    anjin

    let's start an angry militia

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away :whistle:

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i got that apocalypse hype

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    It passed the senate and is now in the hands of the man who claimed he would Veto it.
    Until he requested that changes me made....which shakes my faith he will veto it.

    The sheer fact that SOPA and NDAA was on the floor and actually have more chances for success than not is an eye-opener to the status of this country. Not the Government, but the people. We are sitting on our Internets, donating maybe, even go out and protesting - but all in all, were just kinda fucked.

    2012 is gonna be a wild ride.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Guns are cool

    People who think guns are The Best Thing aren't

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    anjin

    let's start an angry militia

    at no time am i against this

    the first order of business is taking care of business (every day)

    second order of business is showing fools what time it is

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    It passed the senate and is now in the hands of the man who claimed he would Veto it.
    Until he requested that changes me made....which shakes my faith he will veto it.

    The sheer fact that SOPA and NDAA was on the floor and actually have more chances for success than not is an eye-opener to the status of this country. Not the Government, but the people. We are sitting on our Internets, donating maybe, even go out and protesting - but all in all, were just kinda fucked.

    2012 is gonna be a wild ride.

    NDAA is gonna be signed

    SOPA is iffier because there's a better chance it won't even get through Congress

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    here's my advice

    pray, and take some time to learn how to fire a pistol

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    2012 will be a good year for media and a bad year for things that matter

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    anjin

    let's start an angry militia

    at no time am i against this

    the first order of business is taking care of business (every day)

    second order of business is showing fools what time it is

    time to take out the trash

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