SOLSTICE SECRETS

Beasteh

can this be the solstice secrets/bill cosby gif thread

Fire Truck

I hate children.

Fire Truck

far too stringy

denihilist

I, on the other hand, love children.

denihilist

But I can't eat a whole one.

Yukira

I hate children that aren't mine.

spono

their taste varies from person to person

Skull Man

dark and light meat

spono

racist

BahamutZERO

if I've learned anything from My Little Pony, it's that black people are zebras
and they speak in rhyme, all the time

Orikaeshigitae

Rankenphile wrote:

Blake T wrote:

No we will start to lose our sun again.

Give it back, I must have it back.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE

The_Scarab

BahamutZERO wrote:

if I've learned anything from My Little Pony

you haven't, don't worry.

Quoth

I really want to stay at home with my kid and am dreading going back to work but I can't tell my husband

Beasteh

my cousin ended up losing her job on maternity leave when the company she worked for found someone to fill her position and conveniently forgot to tell her until she went back

Darmak

The_Scarab wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

if I've learned anything from My Little Pony

you haven't, don't worry.

Friendship is magical

The_Scarab

Beasteh wrote:

my cousin ended up losing her job on maternity leave when the company she worked for found someone to fill her position and conveniently forgot to tell her until she went back

that must be illegal, surely?

Knob

One time I stuck a frozen hot dog in a girl and it broke off

Quoth

I think that is indeed illegal but there are various restrictions that let many small businesses skirt the law

Beasteh

idunno it was in belgium if thats any help

The_Scarab

belgium is never any help

Beasteh

..i see

Orikaeshigitae

Quoth wrote:

I really want to stay at home with my kid and am dreading going back to work but I can't tell my husband

Why not? If you're dreading it, you shouldn't do it unless you feel differently about it. Is it because he's still shooting?

The_Scarab

seriously though, once had a train ride through belgium. looked like a nice enough place. one of the stations we stopped at had this like cheese market thing right on the platform and man, those were some delicious looking cheeses. i didn't even know belgium did cheese.

Beasteh

belgium is a lovely place

very french

Knob

I may be wanted for violations of international humanitarian law in switzerland

miscellaneousinsanity

Aphostile

I long for only one girl in this entire world and all I can do towards that goal at this moment is wait with patience.

Quoth

Orikaeshigitae wrote:

Quoth wrote:

I really want to stay at home with my kid and am dreading going back to work but I can't tell my husband

Why not? If you're dreading it, you shouldn't do it unless you feel differently about it. Is it because he's still shooting?

I have to or they'll fire me and we need the money and benefits

Centipede Damascus

Beasteh wrote:

belgium is a lovely place

very french

also they love waffles!

Hullis

secret: there are some rad ladies here (that part is not secret) but i am too shy to tell them how rad they are

i worry about internet awkwardness more than real-life awkwardness what is that


also secret: I have not seen many movies, including but not limited to:
Inception
Aliens
eternal Sunshine

and pretty much anything but Cliffhanger

Centipede Damascus

Blake T wrote:

No we will start to lose our sun again.

Give it back, I must have it back.

you could always make your own

Aphostile

Hullis wrote:

secret: there are some rad ladies here (that part is not secret) but i am too shy to tell them how rad they are

i worry about internet awkwardness more than real-life awkwardness what is that


also secret: I have not seen many movies, including but not limited to:
Inception
Aliens
eternal Sunshine

and pretty much anything but Cliffhanger

Here, on the penny arcades?

Hullis

on the pennies arcade, yes

also

secret: I am the worst comic book fan

i mean, I love comics, but generally, i could not give a damn about the art

i don't care if it's greg land or jim lee or whoever the fuck, i'm onboard for crazy over the top stories

Langly

Hullis you worry about internet awkwardness because you're a part of a real community, even if it is electronically based. A majority of the people here know each other/have met, and the relationships here are important.

We are pretty much past the time of things on the internet not really being of any consequence. You worry because it matters, that isn't weird.

Hullis

well, yes, but my point is I do not worry about it in other EQUALLY real communities!

at least, not to any degree that impacts my actions

HallowedFaith

When I vomit, it's like a bomb going off. I spasm so hard i've broken on of my own ribs before, and I usually cough up blood for a while after.

I don't vomit a LOT, but when it happens... if you're within 10 miles - you know.

Yukira

Hullis wrote:

i worry about internet awkwardness more than real-life awkwardness what is that

Hey, I do the same thing.

Darmak

Yukira wrote:

Hullis wrote:

i worry about internet awkwardness more than real-life awkwardness what is that

Hey, I do the same thing.

Every single time I've ever been invited to meet up with forumers from here or a couple of other places, I always wuss out right before I leave (or I actually am not able to go but I would have wussed out anyway so I feel relieved).

I really want to meet the people here on the forums and I think it's cool as shit that a lot of y'all know each other, I just can't seem to do it. Meeting people I'm not familiar with, even if I kind of know them from online, is scary.

That and I live hours from anywhere in Texas so I can't just come and chill for a few hours, it has to be at least a day or two trip.

Beasteh

forumers i have met: 2

forumers i want to meet: around 80??

Aphostile

Go to PAX.

It's pretty cool, yo.