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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    E: Man, I forgot to make this joke.

    Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom
    The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.

    Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left

    Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
    Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.

    I cannot stop laughing

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    hella jealous of that blankie

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    ARGH I JUST GOT MY PRESENT

    I WILL POST PHOTOS LATER BUT I DID SOME INTERNET DETECTING AND I KNOW WHO MY SATAN IS

    I will REVEAL HIM WHEN I POST PHOTOS

    A big reveal?? Right before the vote??

    !Tossrock

  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Tossrock wrote:
    So I moved out of my parents' house about a month and a half ago. Today, my dad swung by my new place with THIS!

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    A blurry package!


    Let's open it!
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    The suspense is killing me...


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    Ooh, a note! As a person who is capable of reading I find notes highly intriguing.


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    Why yes, I do like fine things! Thank you, @Sticks and Keika! Now what's underneath that packaging...


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    Holy. Shit. That is officially a metric fuck ton of individually wrapped gifts. I am speechless.


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    And in order of decreasing height to satisfy the ever gnawing OCDemons. Seriously though. Look at all those presents. Look at all that wrapping paper. Incredible.

    Now, to open them! First off...

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    A monocle and fake mustache! I like the idea that Sticks just has like, a drawer full of fake mustaches ready to go at any instant.


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    Shaving soap! Awesome! I'd thought about getting into safety razor shaving because fuck Gillette, this would make it a lot easier!


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    No, not tiny cigarettes, a sampler pack of razor blades! Now I have enough for shaving AND my cutting up my blow! Sweet!


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    Toilet paper! Finally! I've been using the three shells this whole time, and let me tell you, that is hell on the ol' sphincter. But, is that something... inside?


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    A badger brush!? Jeeze dude this is practically a whole kit! And I still have three presents to go! Does your generosity know no bounds??


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    Tossrock wrote:
    Does your generosity know no bounds??

    Apparently the answer is yes, it does know no bounds. I'll wait while you sort that sentence out. Wait, and admire my BRAND NEW RAZOR. Holy fucking shit, man! An entire shaving set! I had dreamt of being this pretentious ever since reading those bluefoxicy threads but I could never have done it on my own. Joking aside, I am seriously so happy and grateful you don't even know. This is awesome. And we're not done yet, folks!


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    A stand for both the razor and the brush! This classes up my bathroom by about a million percent. And now, last but not least...

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    An awesome book and peppermint bark! I had been meaning to check out Robert J. Sawyer for a while now, it's like your psychic or some shit.

    Wait. Are you psychic? You'd tell me if you're psychic, right? Because if so, don't read my mind between 9:00 and 10:00 PM PST. That's special Tossrock time. Ahhh yes.

    I forget what I was talking about.


    And all together now:

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    Hmm, yes.

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    Rather.

    Thank you so much @Sticks and also your undoubtedly lovely wife! You rule!

    Glad you liked it! I couldn't not do something with that whole "I'm thinking about becoming a pretentious elitist" line in your wish post. If I could have somehow rigged the package to play classical music when you opened it, I would have.

    Oh, and the toilet paper was my wife's idea. I was going to use a cardboard tube as a container for the brush. She felt that it would be decidedly unclassy to send an empty roll, and that we should send a full roll instead. That way you have something to deal with any nicks you get while shaving.

    Obviously, if you have to use all, or even most, of the roll in this fashion, you might want to send the gift back and we'll get you something else. :P

    Sticks on
  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    Big chain bros we gotta link up!

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    yeah we went out to hang with friends tonight so I didn't get the chance to put photos up

    they will have to wait for after work tomorrow because now it's bedtime

    but they are AMAZING EEEEEEEEEEE

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    I want to send stuff to people!

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Send me yo butte

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    yeah

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Send me yo butte

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    where's @the_Reflection at

    he gave me a thing so I hope his satan did him the same

    and if they did already i hope he posts

    @Antimatter As far as I know he hasn't gotten anything. But I'll comb his posts in case I just missed it.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    E: Man, I forgot to make this joke.

    Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom
    The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.

    Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left

    Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
    Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.

    I cannot stop laughing

    @Vermiculture @Vermiculture @Vermiculture
    Get in here! Everyone's talking about your hugeness!!

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    #pipe wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    E: Man, I forgot to make this joke.

    Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom
    The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.

    Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left

    Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
    Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.

    I cannot stop laughing

    @Vermiculture @Vermiculture @Vermiculture
    Get in here! Everyone's talking about your hugeness!!

    I'll be sure to add this to our notes Margarazzi.

    You never told me!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    @Sassori PMing you

    ThreeCubed on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    There are notes?

    Oh dear.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Why am I not included in the girlfriend gossip

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    @Sassori PMing you

    Eeee! So excited!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    There are notes?

    Oh dear.

    Don't worry, your file isn't very big

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    There are notes?

    Oh dear.

    Don't worry, your file isn't very big

    I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. I'm sure you're huge.

    In Japan.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    There are notes?

    Oh dear.

    Don't worry, your file isn't very big

    I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. I'm sure you're huge.

    In Japan.

    Excuse to post Matin Solveig!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Zbua5mmuw

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    There are notes?

    Oh dear.

    Don't worry, your file isn't very big

    I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. I'm sure you're huge.

    In Japan.

    D-dang...

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    There are notes?

    Oh dear.

    Don't worry, your file isn't very big

    I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. I'm sure you're huge.

    In Japan.

    OooOOOoooo

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I...oh...damn.

    This round is yours, Marg.

    But I shall return anew.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Oh god! What have I done!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    That was real harsh marg. how could you say that about the Doc? Why would you be so mean?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I deserve whippings. Someone whip me.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    In the Christmas thread no less!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I wouldn't even give you the pleasure >:|

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I wonder if I can get a full blanket done in time for solid saints :o

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    you are just a machine sheri, sheesh

    how much have you done in the last month or so, the blanket, that hat for keith, the mushroom scarf (I think that's what it is? if not, correct me), and a stormtrooper hat of some kind too?

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    No slankets :(

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    NO SLANKET

    Mushroom afghan, mushroom scarf, dinosaur hat, failed stormtrooper hat, circle scarf

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    NO SLANKET

    Mushroom afghan, mushroom scarf, dinosaur hat, failed stormtrooper hat, circle scarf

    Do you knit or crochet mostly?

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    wow

    that is impressive sheri

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Well now that @CrackedLens has identified himself for all to see I can begin to reveal the glory he has bestowed upon me. I will post more pictures once I have a chance to take proper ones but I have one that simply must be shared immediately.
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    Damn right that the preprocessor best look at the header directory and treat beer as part of the source! Get file (beer) and treat as part of source (glass) then compile! (drink) Now to elaborate upon the concept:
    #include <beer.h>
    #define REPEAT do{
    #define UNTIL( condition ) }while(!(condition));
    using namespace std;
    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
    int i = 0;
    REPEAT
    cout << "The value of i is: " << i << endl;
    i++;
    UNTIL(i==10)
    system("PAUSE");
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
    }
    The exit success of course is when I'm drunk! Yay! Thanks again @CrackedLens!

    P.S.
    Another gift? Seriously? Does your generosity know no bounds? Apparently not :D.

    Blackhawk1313 on
  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    Please note also, that the first beer to touch the glass was a Dogfish Head 90-Minute IPA, one of my favorite beers, it is an honor reserved for only my most favorite glasses, and that puts it in select company indeed!

  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    I think I got my last gift from @Wombat!!
    , but it could be from someone else. I'll post a picture when I find out.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I just looked at some tracking info and someone's gift is now in its destination city.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    ZeroFill wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    ARGH I JUST GOT MY PRESENT

    I WILL POST PHOTOS LATER BUT I DID SOME INTERNET DETECTING AND I KNOW WHO MY SATAN IS

    I will REVEAL HIM WHEN I POST PHOTOS

    A big reveal?? Right before the vote??

    !Tossrock

    Trying to lead a vote against an outed good special? A little too obvious, !ZeroFill

    Sticks wrote:
    Glad you liked it! I couldn't not do something with that whole "I'm thinking about becoming a pretentious elitist" line in your wish post. If I could have somehow rigged the package to play classical music when you opened it, I would have.

    Oh, and the toilet paper was my wife's idea. I was going to use a cardboard tube as a container for the brush. She felt that it would be decidedly unclassy to send an empty roll, and that we should send a full roll instead. That way you have something to deal with any nicks you get while shaving.

    Obviously, if you have to use all, or even most, of the roll in this fashion, you might want to send the gift back and we'll get you something else. :P

    I shaved with it last night and it was quite nice! A few extremely minor nicks but no toilet paper use required so far. Thanks again!

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