Handheld gadgets such as smartphones and tablets (and whatever those eventually lead to) will be so prevalent, not only will writing with pen and paper become outmoded, it will be illegal.
Ironically, Bloods will eventually support Democrats and Crips will come to support Republicans.
Food won't be converted to pill or paste form. It will be made gaseous and will be consumed through your mandatory tracheotomy.
Due to restrictions on available ingredients, fake tanning lotions will slowly move along the spectrum from orange to red, causing natural sunburns to come into fashion.
Stealing bits from ousted late night talk show hosts will be considered the height of comedy.
Handheld gadgets such as smartphones and tablets (and whatever those eventually lead to) will be so prevalent, not only will writing with pen and paper become outmoded, it will be illegal.
Ironically, Bloods will eventually support Democrats and Crips will come to support Republicans.
Food won't be converted to pill or paste form. It will be made gaseous and will be consumed through your mandatory tracheotomy.
Due to restrictions on available ingredients, fake tanning lotions will slowly move along the spectrum from orange to red, causing natural sunburns to come into fashion.
Stealing bits from ousted late night talk show hosts will be considered the height of comedy.
In the future homosexuals will not only be allowed to marry and raise children, but be able to biologically reproduce leading to a race of super-gays that rule over mankind with a firm-but-fair grip.
In the future homosexuals will not only be allowed to marry and raise children, but be able to biologically reproduce leading to a race of super-gays that rule over mankind with a reach-around grip.
Through a series of highly improbable events, the United States is returned to the waiting bosom of the United Kingdom. Except for Texas, which is ceded to the Molemen of the Inner Reaches.
I definitely believed the hype that in the year 2000 I'd get to drive a flying car. I got my learner's permit in 2000 and all I got to drive was a Plymouth Voyager.
In the future homosexuals will not only be allowed to marry and raise children, but be able to biologically reproduce leading to a race of super-gays that rule over mankind with a firm-but-fair grip.
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Fifteen years after their creation robococks will gain sentience
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My plans are coming to fruition.
Tomorrow, in fact. Brace yourself.
Guy Fieri will run for president and win.
But when will this happen, Geek?
Will it be
IN THE YEAR 2000?!?!?!
Coran Attack!
I blame Smuckles.
Why I fear the ocean.
Up until the age of 12 or so I really thought it's predicitons would be accurate.
I wanted my rocket skateboard.
isn't that future based on the idea that we've been learning new technologies from the transformers for a decade or so beforehand?
I went to the firm butt fair once
was an experience
Five years after that the uprising will begin
I'd imagine so, since I remember Spike's future kid had his own transforming robo-suit.
Fuck that.
I'm not waiting 20 goddamn years for my robocock uprising. I want it to rise now.
That was Headmaster tech
That wasn't like Transfomer-influenced human stuff that was straight up alien bullshit
First they came on the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came on the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came on the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came on me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
Pew Pew
Oh, SenorAmor got it.
death
I think edcrab wrote a book like tha except it had robots
Uh for your information the robots were actually a deep and meaningful analogy
For other robots.
;_;
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters thought we'd have daily, commercial trips to the moon by 1998.
I will smell this giant fart that I just ripped.
The Martian Chronicles thought that we would have terraformed Mars by the 90s.
Let's be fair.
They also said we'd all die in atomic fire.
Why I fear the ocean.
WE WILL SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS