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PA Comic: Wednesday, Dec 28, 2011 - Real Talk

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edited December 2011 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY I'm the same Jeff as ever! Star Wars! Registered User regular
    Best gabeface ever.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I would like a version of the first panel without the text to send as a Christmas card

  • Rogue LemonRogue Lemon Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'm loving the Grinch smile he's sporting there.

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY I'm the same Jeff as ever! Star Wars! Registered User regular
    I'd just like that dvd for Christmas.

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  • The InfraThe Infra Registered User regular
    LOL

    As in literally, I Laughed Out Loud.

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Hi, I'm Joe BeatsRegistered User regular
    I would like a version of the first panel without the text to send as a Christmas card

    Seconded. I would buy this.

  • YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    What is this.comic.referring to? I couldn't find any clues In the newspost

  • BolerBoler Registered User regular
    What is this.comic.referring to? I couldn't find any clues In the newspost

    http://penny-arcade.com/2011/12/26/just-wow1

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    But...but...semen week?

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    Wow. Count me as another person who started to laugh loudly at work. Excellent comic!

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  • PenumbraPenumbra Registered User regular
    I laughed so hard at work, I might have hurt myself. This comic delivers on every panel.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    I think I actually like Gabe's face of exuberant joy in panel two more than the grinch smile.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    i have that dvd, too.

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    You're a mean one Mr Gabe
    You really are disliked
    You're a pitfall to a platformer
    Full of lava and sharp spikes
    Mr Gabe
    You never leave the level no matter how much we strike

    You're a monster Mr Gabe
    You're alien in every way
    You're a Ridley to our Samus
    Trying to kill us every day
    Mr Gabe
    I'd only fight you from afar with my
    wave beam and plasma ray

    You're a vile one Mr Gabe
    You have larva in your eyes
    You have all the putrid trappings
    of a zombie dripped in lye
    Mr Gabe
    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take the zombie dipped in lye

    You're a foul one Mr Gabe
    Your team is easy prey
    You run off to get kills alone
    Your team keeps dying all day
    Mr Gabe
    The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
    Learn. To. Play.

    You're a rotter Mr Gabe
    You run past every queue
    Your hearts a dead VirtualBoy
    Splotched with moldy mountain dew
    Mr Gabe
    Your gamertag is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the
    most disgraceful vitriol and vile ever to spew from a human being,
    And you're also a n00b.

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote:
    But...but...semen week?

    Paul is a jerk-off.

  • FalkenFalken Registered User regular
    I was thinking the DVD is the link to semen week.

    I mean, think about it.

  • BolerBoler Registered User regular
    Falken wrote:
    I was thinking the DVD is the link to semen week.

    I mean, think about it.

    Correct answer.

    Falx wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    But...but...semen week?

    Paul is a jerk-off.

    Best answer.

  • KorlashKorlash Registered User
    First Penny-Arcade comic to make me laugh out loud in some time. Panel 3 was great.

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Hi, I'm Joe BeatsRegistered User regular
    Falx wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    But...but...semen week?

    Paul is a jerk-off.

    Paul is a cum sponge

  • LanrutconLanrutcon Registered User regular
    I laughed. I laughed and I laughed :P the comic is perfect.

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  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    Falx wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    But...but...semen week?

    Paul is a jerk-off.

    Paul is a cum sponge

    Nah, contraceptive sponges actually serve some purpose.

  • HappyNinjaHappyNinja Registered User
    Is the DVD reference to Bubba Ho-Tep? That's the only movie I can think of that has anything like a psychic asshole sucking vampire in it, even if he's also a mummy.

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    It's just something they say when something sounds like it could be a fetish-focused porno.

  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Hi, I'm Joe BeatsRegistered User regular
    jackal wrote:
    Falx wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    But...but...semen week?

    Paul is a jerk-off.

    Paul is a cum sponge

    Nah, contraceptive sponges actually serve some purpose.

    Oh, well that makes sense I suppose




    what if it's old and shystie?

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Rim Fangdango

    Love the third panel so much

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  • TiBTiB Registered User
    I want to see a PATV episode about all this. I want it so hard.

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY I'm the same Jeff as ever! Star Wars! Registered User regular
    I wouldn't be surprised if that was this or next week's.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    Holy shit, this comic knocks it out of the park. I laughed at each panel individually and then I read it again and laughed. Gabe's face in the second panel is so joyous/joyful/joy-ey!

  • -Tal-Tal Diplomat NigeriaRegistered User regular
    this comic destroyed me

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  • AurichAurich Registered User regular
    I like it when they punch a comic with a joke they're been "using internally" for years.

    Really, I like it. Makes me feel like a super cool guy for knowing it.

  • herojoeherojoe IndianapolisRegistered User regular
    Usually I just snicker or smirk while reading these strips. Today's gave me a genuine guffaw.

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  • scotty2haughtyscotty2haughty Registered User regular
    After dealing with so many horrible customer service people, it makes me feel SOOOOO good to see a jerk-off of a customer service rep to get the shaft like this. Let this be a lesson to all customer service people that are dicks to their customers.

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    i have that anime

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  • TequilaMockingbirdTequilaMockingbird Va-JOYNA! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Falx wrote:
    Gaslight wrote:
    But...but...semen week?

    Paul is a jerk-off.

    XD XD XD


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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    Gabe wrote:
    I am absolutely an unapologetic asshole, but I try as best I can to be your asshole.

    Oh you.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    MSNBC article Mike tweeted:

    http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/28/9770514-chastened-gaming-rep-responds-to-internet-infamy
    Referring to the email thread that started the whole mess, Christoforo said that he didn't know who he was talking to in his initial, flippant response to Penny Arcade's Mike Krahulik.

    "I didn't know who that guy at Penny Arcade was," he admitted. "If I had known, I would have treated the situation a little better. PAX is a great show. What he does is what I've been idlolizing since I was a kid. It's admirable he's put that together. He has a lot of connections, ones I want too."

    Yet while admitting he handled things badly, Christoforo said he also felt the situation could have been different if Krahulik approached the situation differently.

    "He called me a bully, but he was being a bully ... especially when he emailed me out of the blue, saying 'That's f***ing s***ty, you're banned from PAX,' I was like 'Who the f*** are you? That's how you introduce yourself? ... I dont want to call him out, but he could have gone about that a totally different way, he could have said, 'Hey, I run the show, that email was a little unprofessional, if you don't do something to apologize I don't want you at my show.' But he just came at me and said, indirectly, 'Hey, f*** you, you're banned from PAX.' Is that what you'd call professional? I wouldn't."

    This guy has really poor communication skills. "I don't know who that guy at Penny Arcade was, I love Penny Arcade, I'm not a bully, he's the bully."

  • StiltsStilts Machinist "Don't forget to thank me if this works."Registered User regular
    "If I had known he was important I wouldn't have been such a huge dick."

    Yeah, that's a...great...apology?

  • TequilaMockingbirdTequilaMockingbird Va-JOYNA! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    I could have nipped this all in the bud by being a little nicer. You never know who knows who, and lesson learned.

    ... that lesson being: Might Makes Right, don't be starting shit without your homeboys around.

    *facepalm*

    Failtrain has no motherfucking brakes.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    does this guy have no good pictures of himself

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