PA Comic: Monday, Jan 2, 2012 - Side Effects May Include

Munkus Beaver

agoaj

A very risky move, the double doonesbury.

What kind of hoodie is Gabe wearing?

Henroid

Looks like Penny Arcade starts the year with a bang. And a cringe.

Ashoka

I think that's worthy of much more than a cringe.

Henroid

My penis is inconsolable, if that's what you're getting at.

Edit - Like PTSS.

Nocren

agoaj wrote:

A very risky move, the double doonesbury.

What kind of hoodie is Gabe wearing?

It's the "Dark Side" notification from when you pick certain dialog in The Old Republic.

SabreMau

But Gabe doesn't have a urethra.

Cambiata

I had to check immediately at the Bioware store to see if they had that hoodie.

They don't.

Element Brian

Those noses.

Silas Brown

I'd buy the hell out of one of those.

The hoodie, I mean.

Sleepwalker9

Cambiata wrote:

I had to check immediately at the Bioware store to see if they had that hoodie.

They don't.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Bioware saw this and decided it would be a good idea to start making them, and light side hoodies.

Aurich

That spiky little thing is going to haunt my Chief of Foreign Affairs for a long time.

Longscope

After reading the comic and lurking for YEARS, I finally had to setup an account to say HOLY F-BALLS I want one of those hoodies!

/I call forth the power of MIKE to make it happen.

Bacon-BuTTy

I actually said "ooww" out loud.

Cambiata

Oddly enough, the Bioware store doesn't even have a SWTOR section yet. They really should have had one already up by launch day.

Lucascraft

I want that Hoodie!

True story: I've checked the Bioware store and been disappointed that they haven't put any SWTOR merch up yet. I want 2 t-shirts, one with the republic symbol and one with the Empire. I'd also take a hoodie just like Gabe is wearing.

ThreeCubed

Hoodies AND different pants? Sounds like Kara and Brenna finally did that sneaky wife thing and threw away their old holey clothes.

E: shows how much I pay attention. Just Gabe has new pants. Looks like Tycho's been rocking the skinny khaki for some time now.

KalTorak

oh god i just saw that Tycho is actually holding the thing

Ashoka

KalTorak wrote:

oh god i just saw that Tycho is actually holding the thing

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the spines.

e: Aurich kinda did.

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Margarazzi wrote: »

E: shows how much I pay attention. Just Gabe has new pants. Looks like Tycho's been rocking the skinny khaki for some time now.

At least he isn't wearing cargo pants

at least it isn't a wedding

Longscope

Ashoka wrote:

KalTorak wrote:

oh god i just saw that Tycho is actually holding the thing

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the spines.

e: Aurich kinda did.

How else you think it stays in?
/oh god, the bleeding

Jyardana

Pffft Khoo's AMA said they don't do product placement.

lies

Descendant X

That looks pointy.

Athenor

Jyardana wrote:

Pffft Khoo's AMA said they don't do product placement.

lies

This isn't product placement, it's product creation. There's a difference.

Jyardana

Athenor wrote:

Jyardana wrote:

Pffft Khoo's AMA said they don't do product placement.

lies

This isn't product placement, it's product creation. There's a difference.

Tell me you didn't honestly think I was being serious

Aurich

Khoo DID mention some big new thing from PA coming soon. I freely admit: I would never have guessed this.

Inquisitor

Nocren wrote:

agoaj wrote:

A very risky move, the double doonesbury.

What kind of hoodie is Gabe wearing?

It's the "Dark Side" notification from when you pick certain dialog in The Old Republic.

I'm not going to lie, my brain thought that it was just a very abstract rendering of a uterus.

Athenor

Jyardana wrote:

Athenor wrote:

Jyardana wrote:

Pffft Khoo's AMA said they don't do product placement.

lies

This isn't product placement, it's product creation. There's a difference.

Tell me you didn't honestly think I was being serious

Of course not. I was being snarky. Really hard tone to convey through written text, that one.

Inquisitor wrote:

Nocren wrote:

agoaj wrote:

A very risky move, the double doonesbury.

What kind of hoodie is Gabe wearing?

It's the "Dark Side" notification from when you pick certain dialog in The Old Republic.

I'm not going to lie, my brain thought that it was just a very abstract rendering of a uterus.

I thought it was the Onlive logo, which REALLY confused me.

I also love the subtext that this is a television ad.

Jyardana

Athenor wrote:

Jyardana wrote:

Athenor wrote:

Jyardana wrote:

Pffft Khoo's AMA said they don't do product placement.

lies

This isn't product placement, it's product creation. There's a difference.

Tell me you didn't honestly think I was being serious

Of course not. I was being snarky. Really hard tone to convey through written text, that one.

I'll blame the weekend for my lack of picking up subtleties at the moment

mare_imbrium

Aurich wrote:

That spiky little thing is going to haunt my Chief of Foreign Affairs for a long time.

It isn't often that a euphemism for penis makes me laugh. Good job.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

I was really curious to see how Gabe's Christmas Eve D&D session went. That is a great ending.

Skyzod

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

Gaslight

Skyzod wrote:

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

There are people who haven't heard of them?

Jam Warrior

Skyzod wrote:

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

Uncomfortable, but extremely efficacious.

Tleilaxu

Jam Warrior wrote:

Skyzod wrote:

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

Uncomfortable, but extremely efficacious.

Do not drive a car or operate machinery* when using Girder Brand Splints.

*Girder is not responsible for injury received due to simultaneous use of FuckerCo brand juicers.

sadface

Jam Warrior wrote:

Skyzod wrote:

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

Uncomfortable, but extremely efficacious.

No seriously, is that actually a thing? I'm afraid to ask Google because I don't want to know what that will do to my Gmail ads for the next 20 years or so.

Ryan A. Elliott

Oh my god. The spines.

Gaslight

Tleilaxu wrote:

Jam Warrior wrote:

Skyzod wrote:

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

Uncomfortable, but extremely efficacious.

Do not drive a car or operate machinery* when using Girder Brand Splints.

*Girder is not responsible for injury received due to simultaneous use of FuckerCo brand juicers.

If your erection fails to last more than four hours, contact Girder within 30 days for a full refund.

TychoCelchuuu

NEWS POST OOOH YEAH

Scott Kurtz thirsts for communion; his working modality is to engage in what Brenna would call “Stitch and Bitch.” Gabriel and I talk about random shit when we are spinning up, but Scott wants to talk about actual things: relationships, boudoir proclivities. In other words: real talk. Two sessions ago, our Scott-directed dialogue necessitated diagrams from each of us in order to elucidate certain particulars. I went over to take a picture of it, so you could see, but his drawing is more or less photorealistic. Mine incorporated a devil mask, an altar, and a pitchfork, not to mention four mottled feet of brutal, almost scythe-like dong. Gabriel’s depicted a fairly normal scenario of two people doin’ it, which he seemed to think represented some radical new sexual technology.

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sadface wrote:

Jam Warrior wrote:

Skyzod wrote:

Guys what the hell are girder brand urethral splints????

Uncomfortable, but extremely efficacious.

No seriously, is that actually a thing? I'm afraid to ask Google because I don't want to know what that will do to my Gmail ads for the next 20 years or so.

No dude. No it is not a thing.

Gaslight

Comic by itself was pretty good, credulous people registering for the forum over it puts it over the top to great.

2012 is off to a nice start.