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In The Hall of the [chat] King

AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular


Yup. That's all the effort I'm gonna go to making this [chat].

Shame falls upon Honk for failing to make the [chat].

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Not even a New Year [chat]? I'm disappointed in you Honk.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Also, yes Honk, 5 minutes is the time you get.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Also, yes Honk, 5 minutes is the time you get.

    5 minutes without [chat] is torture under the Geneva Conventions.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    so.... 'sup?

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  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    so.... 'sup?

    Just putterin' away at work waiting to be told that I can head home. How are you doing Richy?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    so.... 'sup?

    Just putterin' away at work waiting to be told that I can head home. How are you doing Richy?

    Slowly getting to work, doing emails.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    I wish Notch & Co would just create a load of new rock types and types of things you could gather.

    They could implement crafting purposes for them later, but there's seriously too few things in the game right now.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Got a skype meeting scheduled for this afternoon.

    I'll have even more work to do as a result then.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Whole Foods wants to start selling some of our baguettes.

    The application process can best be described as "douchetastic".

    There are three separate applications.

    They require spec sheets for every ingredient in the baguette, from the manufacturer.

    We have to have a "shelf-life analysis report done by an accredited lab".

    They want to review every health department audit done in the past two years.

    For a few dozen baguettes, to be sold in two stores.

    Fuck this shit.

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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Back at work

    What is this nonsense

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    jesus christ I am so bored

    I am sick of holidays

    two more weeks of this shit

  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    jesus christ I am so bored

    I am sick of holidays

    two more weeks of this shit

    Let's switch


    Tav I love this Liturgy album

    Can I be a hipster now?

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Tav wrote:
    jesus christ I am so bored

    I am sick of holidays

    two more weeks of this shit

    Let's switch


    Tav I love this Liturgy album

    Can I be a hipster now?
    sure on both counts. I'll take your income and you can wear plaid and listen to Profound Lore releases all day

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    god I fucking love Profound Lore

    someone called me a hipster about two weeks ago and I was all "I don't brag about how underground the music I listen to is while wearing plaid and listening to WITTR" and then I realised that I do all of those things

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    fuck dark souls fuck it fuck it

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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Whole Foods wants to start selling some of our baguettes.

    The application process can best be described as "douchetastic".

    There are three separate applications.

    They require spec sheets for every ingredient in the baguette, from the manufacturer.

    We have to have a "shelf-life analysis report done by an accredited lab".

    They want to review every health department audit done in the past two years.

    For a few dozen baguettes, to be sold in two stores.

    Fuck this shit.

    I'm just going to nod, say, "Fucking chain stores and their fucking paperwork," and then shake my head.

  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    god I fucking love Profound Lore

    someone called me a hipster about two weeks ago and I was all "I don't brag about how underground the music I listen to is while wearing plaid and listening to WITTR" and then I realised that I do all of those things

    Anyone who hated Profound Lore would be dead to me

    It is the best label.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    fuck dark souls fuck it fuck it

    Dark Souls is kinda kinky, the frustration you're feeling if foreplay.

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Daxon wrote:
    I wish Notch & Co would just create a load of new rock types and types of things you could gather.

    They could implement crafting purposes for them later, but there's seriously too few things in the game right now.

    I have daydreams about Minecraft making sweet love to Dwarf Fortress.

  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Echo wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    I wish Notch & Co would just create a load of new rock types and types of things you could gather.

    They could implement crafting purposes for them later, but there's seriously too few things in the game right now.

    I have daydreams about Minecraft making sweet love to Dwarf Fortress.

    That would be a complicated-ass sex act

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    So here's something I don't get.

    The US is radiation screening cargo containers as they come into shipping ports.

    But if you had a nuclear weapon, fuck, even a dirty bomb (which mystifies me a little since making some nasty as shit nerve gas is not hard if you have access to chemicals), surely if the shipping container it's in makes it to a port facility then that's game over - like, it's in a major population center, just blow it the fuck up.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    So here's something I don't get.

    The US is radiation screening cargo containers as they come into shipping ports.

    But if you had a nuclear weapon, fuck, even a dirty bomb (which mystifies me a little since making some nasty as shit nerve gas is not hard if you have access to chemicals), surely if the shipping container it's in makes it to a port facility then that's game over - like, it's in a major population center, just blow it the fuck up.

    It's all moot because they scan less than 1% of the containers coming in. #ows_joke

    Edit: Wait, that's inspected. Nevermind.

    Edit2: Less than 1% are scanned before leaving foreign ports, about 80% are scanned domestically.

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    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Can't have your coal and heat it too.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    So here's something I don't get.

    The US is radiation screening cargo containers as they come into shipping ports.

    But if you had a nuclear weapon, fuck, even a dirty bomb (which mystifies me a little since making some nasty as shit nerve gas is not hard if you have access to chemicals), surely if the shipping container it's in makes it to a port facility then that's game over - like, it's in a major population center, just blow it the fuck up.

    It's all moot because they scan less than 1% of the containers coming in. #ows_joke

    Edit: Wait, that's inspected. Nevermind.

    That's what I mean though. You inspect like 1% of containers. But the containers are already in US population centers. Anything you might want to move in by container ship, is sufficiently deadly, that detonating it in a port will be disasterous.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod




    Sweet.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    personally I'm glad this band changed their name from Pussygutt

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    So here's something I don't get.

    The US is radiation screening cargo containers as they come into shipping ports.

    But if you had a nuclear weapon, fuck, even a dirty bomb (which mystifies me a little since making some nasty as shit nerve gas is not hard if you have access to chemicals), surely if the shipping container it's in makes it to a port facility then that's game over - like, it's in a major population center, just blow it the fuck up.

    They don't know you've found it, and are attempting to maximise damage, or using it for negotiation purposes I suppose.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Workin' on a holiday. :( Not a holiday for me since I had yesterday off and normally work weekends so no OT either. In fact I've asked to work every stat holiday since I started here six months ago and haven't gotten a single one.

    Seniority is a bitch and when I got hired they said "It's by seniority, but we try to spread the OT around."

    I think the italicized part was a lie.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    FUCK. SHIT.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    wooo new HIMYM tonight, according to wiki.

    Anyone know how quickly CBS gets their shows up on the website?

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    FUCK. SHIT.

    Strange fetish.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    So I think that worked. I've got a VM transparently proxying another VM over Tor.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    FUCK. SHIT.

    Strange fetish.

    I'm sure Justin would say that there is stranger.

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  • syndalissyndalis Nature Boy WoooooooRegistered User regular
    Doesn't this song's name actually translate to "In the Hall of Troll Chieftain"?

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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    FUCK. SHIT.

    Strange fetish.

    Not really. Seems almost quaint these days.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Elendil wrote:
    FUCK. SHIT.

    what happened

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Ever since i interacted with Doug Tenapel, i can't help but feel a twinge of bitterness instead of enjoying his work fully.

    He ruined The Neverhood for me forever. :(

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    matt, if you jump through the hoops, isn't it a good way to get wider exposure for your bread though?

  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    So here's something I don't get.

    The US is radiation screening cargo containers as they come into shipping ports.

    But if you had a nuclear weapon, fuck, even a dirty bomb (which mystifies me a little since making some nasty as shit nerve gas is not hard if you have access to chemicals), surely if the shipping container it's in makes it to a port facility then that's game over - like, it's in a major population center, just blow it the fuck up.

    They don't know you've found it, and are attempting to maximise damage, or using it for negotiation purposes I suppose.

    Also, I didn't think they really had that huge of a destructive range. I'm not familiar with any actual ports outside of the ones in tampa, but they are usually kinda far from anything commercial or residential. Like you're going to have to go out at least a mile from the ship before you leave purely industrial zones of warehouses and businesses that specifically deal with moving heavy cargo which use up lots of space and have very few people.

    It'd still be really shitty, and it would have devestating long term effects, but from a ship at port I don't think a bomb would have that big of a civillian death toll unless it's going to wipe out like, a 3 or 4 mile radius at least, which is pretty optimistic I think.

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