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Existential Questions

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Could Defender ever be a bigger douchebag than himself?

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    it sounds like something is about to explode and we have lots of compressed gasses in the building for the labs

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User
    edited February 2007
    If I combine Magic and Poker, can I double boomerang someones pocket aces?

    No but you get to make terrible jokes about going all in

    also persecute aces olol

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Could Defender ever be a bigger douchebag than himself?

    Outrageous.


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Good thing she reminded everyone that she's ignoring me, I would have never known!

    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Could Defender ever be a bigger douchebag than himself?

    Could there ever be a vagina so big, that he himself could not douche it?

    That's the true question.

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User
    edited February 2007
    What is outside the universe?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    More questions!

    Less answers!

    Also: If my body chemistry was based on the chemical structure of chocolate would water taste like chocolate?

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What if god was one of us?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    What is outside the universe?
    your mother, because she is so obese

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How rugged is Daniel Craig? On a scale of one to Daniel Craig.


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    What is outside the universe?
    your mother, because she is so obese

    Would this be funnier if Hulk Hogan said it?


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    What is outside the universe?
    your mother, because she is so obese

    Would this be funnier if Hulk Hogan said it?
    absolutly brother!

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User
    edited February 2007
    What are the odds that the moon would be an exact size and distance from the earth to enable total solar eclipses?

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  • SupramanSupraman Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    What is outside the universe?

    A denny's. and a Baby Gap

    Sellin my comics. PM for huge list and low low prices. this the is craaaaazy supraman suprasale. All TPBs. over 142 trades. Marvel DC Image.
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    What is outside the universe?
    your mother, because she is so obese

    Would this be funnier if Hulk Hogan said it?
    absolutly brother!

    Does it need to be funnier?


    No.


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User
    edited February 2007
    How rugged is Daniel Craig? On a scale of one to Daniel Craig.

    About a William Shatner.

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  • edited February 2007
    could bill bryson write a book so witty that even god wouldn't be able to not laugh?

    i think probably no

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    how do pokemon fit into those tiny balls?

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  • edited February 2007
    How rugged is Daniel Craig? On a scale of one to Daniel Craig.
    daniel craig^daniel craig^daniel craig

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    If there are infinite time streams that branch off at every possible decision that anyone has ever made, shouldn't there be an alternate stream me that has developed stream-hopping technology? If so, what the fuck, alternate me? Where's my flying car with space missile launcher?

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    how many licks does it take to get to the center of mister owl?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ASK MR. TURTLE

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    how do pokemon fit into those tiny balls?



    Pokemon transformers.


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Can you ever just eat one potato chip?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    If there are infinite time streams that branch off at every possible decision that anyone has ever made, shouldn't there be an alternate stream me that has developed stream-hopping technology? If so, what the fuck, alternate me? Where's my flying car with space missile launcher?

    quit hogging the joint man

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited February 2007
    What if god was one of us?

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  • SupramanSupraman Registered User
    edited February 2007
    how delicious are poptarts ? on a scale of socks to pants.

    Sellin my comics. PM for huge list and low low prices. this the is craaaaazy supraman suprasale. All TPBs. over 142 trades. Marvel DC Image.
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    beltbuckles

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Can you ever truely know a man?

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How does Uwe Boll keep getting movie deals?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Why does a flame grilled steak, seasoned with garlic, salt, pepper and some herbs, with a side of grilled fries and some juicy slow cooked carrots and broccolli taste so fucking nice.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just a stranger on a bus

    How does Colbert decide who's on notice?

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?


    Something about a monster being lose.


    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why do shipments come in trucks, but cargo comes in ships?

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  • HelloHello Registered User
    edited February 2007
    david bowie

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?

    I have never understood that song.

    Anal? Is it anal?

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited February 2007
    lol Gallagher joke

    Why is it a pair of pants but just one bra?

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stop being a fatty?

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    Steam: weavermatic
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