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"A brilliant, MSPA parody of Skull Man's quote from Rikki-Tikki-Tavi [quote="Skull Man"][quote]Then Rikki-tikki came up and cried: ‘Turn round, Nagaina; turn and fight!’ ‘All in good time,’ said she, without moving her eyes. ‘I will settle my account with you presently. Look at your friends, Rikki-tikki. They are still and white; they are afraid. They dare not move, and if you come a step nearer I strike.’ ‘Look at your eggs,’ said Rikki-tikki, ‘in the melon-bed near the wall. Go and look, Nagaina.’ The big snake turned half round, and saw the egg on the veranda. ‘Ah-h! Give it to me,’ she said. Rikki-tikki put his paws one on each side of the egg, and his eyes were blood-red. ‘What price for a snake’s egg? For a young cobra? For a young king-cobra? For the last—the very last of the brood? The ants are eating all the others down by the melon-bed.’[/quote][/quote] "

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Skull Man wrote:

Then Crocker came up and cried: ‘Turn round, Egbert; turn and fight!’

‘All in good time,’ said he, without moving her eyes. ‘I will settle my account with you presently. Look at your cakes, Crocker. They are still and white; they are afraid. They dare not move, and if you come a step nearer I strike.’

‘Look at your Gushers,’ said Crocker, ‘in the melon-bed near the wall. Go and look, .’

John Egbert turned half round, and saw Gushers on the veranda. ‘Ah-h! Give it to me,’ he said.

Crocker put her talons one on each side of the packet, and her eyes were blood-red. ‘What price for a Gusher? For a confection of sucrose? For a sweet burst of chemical fruitsome blast? For the last—the very last of the packet? The trolls are eating all the others down by the melon-bed.’

Goatmon

ah crap, I screwed up the quote.

ThreeCubed

Goatmon wrote: »

ah crap, I screwed up the quote.

Not your fault. It happens like that in the Context.

A brilliant, MSPA parody of Skull Man's quote from Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

Skull Man wrote:

Then Rikki-tikki came up and cried: ‘Turn round, Nagaina; turn and fight!’

‘All in good time,’ said she, without moving her eyes. ‘I will settle my account with you presently. Look at your friends, Rikki-tikki. They are still and white; they are afraid. They dare not move, and if you come a step nearer I strike.’

‘Look at your eggs,’ said Rikki-tikki, ‘in the melon-bed near the wall. Go and look, Nagaina.’ The big snake turned half round, and saw the egg on the veranda.

‘Ah-h! Give it to me,’ she said.

Rikki-tikki put his paws one on each side of the egg, and his eyes were blood-red. ‘What price for a snake’s egg? For a young cobra? For a young king-cobra? For the last—the very last of the brood? The ants are eating all the others down by the melon-bed.’