The scary thread STILL THE BEST 1973

Lalabox

I saw some of the climatic scene of Piranahas about a week ago. That was hilarious. I've beeen pretty terrible with gross stuff in the past (the restaurant scene in Meaning of Life made me throw up), but Piranahs was absolutely hilarious. Wouldn't have paid to see it, and if they'd been an ad break, I would have left but still. Not scary by any stretch of the imagination, but supposed to sort of be? The film didn't seem to take itself seriously at all.

FAQ

ahem to again mention 'don't look now'

Bedlam

RubberAC wrote: »

when i was a kid i watched the sixth sense and i had horrible, horrible nightmares from it for months
like waking up in a cold sweat terrified nightmares

now the only thing that scares me is heights, wide open spaces, enclosed spaces, death, and scary video games.
but movies? i literally cannot take them seriously enough to be scared
i guess i'm pretty lucky.
at the same time i wish there were more "scary movies" that were solidly "good movies"
if you guys have some recommendations i'd be willing to watch them.
drunk post.

Like a field? Are you scared to be in fields? Whatsupwitdat?

Goatmon

Dislexic wrote: »

This right here.

I had trouble sleeping for DAYS after the first time I saw this. Of course the fact that I'd been up for 30 hours and I was playing in the dark probably didn't help much.

If you're gonna post the big SS2 reveal, I gotta post this.


(major bioshock spoilers)

#pipe

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

she's going to animate it with, like, a fox soul or something so that it will serve her

Chaos reigns.

Lord_Snot

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Lord_Snot wrote: »

I just realized that I was making subconscious plans about how to defend my house if Aliens try to attack.

You're varying the plan for different species of aliens, I hope?

Because my Sectoid plan is a lot more detailed than the Chryssalid one.

My plan for Sectoids is basically to hide in a cupboard until they walk by, then stab them in the head.

My plan for Chryssalids is just to lie down and cry.

Buttlord

i woke up this morning and i was absolutely soaked

like just drenched

im pretty sure it was ghost pee

why did a ghost pee on me

Magic Pink

Bedlam wrote: »

RubberAC wrote: »

when i was a kid i watched the sixth sense and i had horrible, horrible nightmares from it for months
like waking up in a cold sweat terrified nightmares

now the only thing that scares me is heights, wide open spaces, enclosed spaces, death, and scary video games.
but movies? i literally cannot take them seriously enough to be scared
i guess i'm pretty lucky.
at the same time i wish there were more "scary movies" that were solidly "good movies"
if you guys have some recommendations i'd be willing to watch them.
drunk post.

Like a field? Are you scared to be in fields? Whatsupwitdat?

It's agoraphobia. It's pretty common.

Magic Pink

Buttlord wrote: »

i woke up this morning and i was absolutely soaked

like just drenched

im pretty sure it was ghost pee

why did a ghost pee on me

Were you missing 20$? If you were you paid it to and you are a mega-perv.

Grey Ghost

There was like a 10-minute sizzle reel of Piranha 3D that was shown at one of the cons before release and got leaked, and someone posted it here

It was the most vile, sickening thing I've ever seen and it made me completely swear off ever even contemplating the idea of seeing it (or the sequel)

It also made me a little actively mad at the filmmakers, somehow

chrishallett83

I think that was the clip that had piranhas eating that girl from the inside out, starting at the vag.

Melding

Lord_Snot wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Lord_Snot wrote: »

I just realized that I was making subconscious plans about how to defend my house if Aliens try to attack.

You're varying the plan for different species of aliens, I hope?

Because my Sectoid plan is a lot more detailed than the Chryssalid one.

My plan for Sectoids is basically to hide in a cupboard until they walk by, then stab them in the head.

My plan for Chryssalids is just to lie down and cry.

can't sectoids detect human thoughts?

Lockout

chrishallett83 wrote: »

I think that was the clip that had piranhas eating that girl from the inside out, starting at the vag.

did that make it into the dvd release? I don't remember it happening, but I hate watching gore porn so it could've went down when I was averting my eyes

this little write up by one of the people behind a softer world covers what little about the movie is interesting

Problematic and awesome: Piranha (2010)

edit: except he says it's awesome and I'd be inclined to disagree on that point

Lord_Snot

Melding wrote: »

Lord_Snot wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Lord_Snot wrote: »

I just realized that I was making subconscious plans about how to defend my house if Aliens try to attack.

You're varying the plan for different species of aliens, I hope?

Because my Sectoid plan is a lot more detailed than the Chryssalid one.

My plan for Sectoids is basically to hide in a cupboard until they walk by, then stab them in the head.

My plan for Chryssalids is just to lie down and cry.

can't sectoids detect human thoughts?

Can they? D:

Bedlam

Magic Pink wrote: »

Bedlam wrote: »

RubberAC wrote: »

when i was a kid i watched the sixth sense and i had horrible, horrible nightmares from it for months
like waking up in a cold sweat terrified nightmares

now the only thing that scares me is heights, wide open spaces, enclosed spaces, death, and scary video games.
but movies? i literally cannot take them seriously enough to be scared
i guess i'm pretty lucky.
at the same time i wish there were more "scary movies" that were solidly "good movies"
if you guys have some recommendations i'd be willing to watch them.
drunk post.

Like a field? Are you scared to be in fields? Whatsupwitdat?

It's agoraphobia. It's pretty common.

Thats the one where you cant leave the house, right?

TankHammer

Bedlam wrote: »

Magic Pink wrote: »

Bedlam wrote: »

RubberAC wrote: »

when i was a kid i watched the sixth sense and i had horrible, horrible nightmares from it for months
like waking up in a cold sweat terrified nightmares

now the only thing that scares me is heights, wide open spaces, enclosed spaces, death, and scary video games.
but movies? i literally cannot take them seriously enough to be scared
i guess i'm pretty lucky.
at the same time i wish there were more "scary movies" that were solidly "good movies"
if you guys have some recommendations i'd be willing to watch them.
drunk post.

Like a field? Are you scared to be in fields? Whatsupwitdat?

It's agoraphobia. It's pretty common.

Thats the one where you cant leave the house, right?

That's a well-known symptom of it.

Lalabox

You know what I found great as a scary film, or at least a film with scary bits. The Host. That Korean film. Granted, that's pretty funny and nonsensical a lot of the time, but it still had some bloody scary moments. Or at least, I thought it did. I saw it a while ago when it came out in cinemas.

TankHammer

Lalabox wrote: »

You know what I found great as a scary film, or at least a film with scary bits. The Host. That Korean film. Granted, that's pretty funny and nonsensical a lot of the time, but it still had some bloody scary moments. Or at least, I thought it did. I saw it a while ago when it came out in cinemas.

I saw it and I thought it did some things really well, especially for a twist on the traditional monster movie.

I can't say it scared me much though, things need to be at least somewhat believable for that.

Metzger Meister

Session 9. Gonna say it again, awesome movie. Watch eet.

ChicoBlue

No

Fuck YOU

Metzger Meister

ChicoBlue wrote: »

No

Fuck YOU

Hello... Gordon.

Also it has a Scottish guy and that's just charming as heck.

Weaver

I wish they'd made a Silent Hill 2 film with Sean Bean.

chiasaur11

Lord_Snot wrote: »

Melding wrote: »

Lord_Snot wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Lord_Snot wrote: »

I just realized that I was making subconscious plans about how to defend my house if Aliens try to attack.

You're varying the plan for different species of aliens, I hope?

Because my Sectoid plan is a lot more detailed than the Chryssalid one.

My plan for Sectoids is basically to hide in a cupboard until they walk by, then stab them in the head.

My plan for Chryssalids is just to lie down and cry.

can't sectoids detect human thoughts?

Can they? D:

Our experts say:

Probably! Maybe not the random grunts, though. So there's a chance your mind won't be horribly violated. Maybe.

(My chryssalid plan heavily involves ladders.)

Grey Ghost

Weaver wrote: »

I wish they'd made a Silent Hill 2 film with Sean Bean.

They are, you know

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Hill:_Revelation_3D

chrishallett83

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

I wish they'd made a Silent Hill 2 film with Sean Bean.

They are, you know

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Hill:_Revelation_3D

Oh hey, Trinity is in it! I haven't seen a thing she's been in since The Matrix.

Hobnail

Silent Hill! But, 3D...but Silent Hill! But, Malcolm McDowell...

Depressperado

woah is malcolm mcdowell a con for you? you need to get out of town

Hobnail

No, Malcolm McDowell is a hell of a man, don't get me wrong. But he ain't really in what you'd call good movies. Especially not good horror movies. He's a lot like Donald Pleasence in a way.

Buttlord

Hobnail wrote: »

No, Malcolm McDowell is a hell of a man, don't get me wrong. But he ain't really in what you'd call good movies. Especially not good horror movies. He's a lot like Donald Pleasence in a way.

you did not just say that donald pleasance wasn't in good horror movies

the man was in hallow-fucking-een

Hobnail

The man was in every Halloween. They both did good stuff, I'm not a crazy person, but c'mon. Donald Pleasence was in goddamn Pumaman. Neither of them give a fuck is what I'm saying basically.

Shorty

Buttlord wrote: »

Hobnail wrote: »

No, Malcolm McDowell is a hell of a man, don't get me wrong. But he ain't really in what you'd call good movies. Especially not good horror movies. He's a lot like Donald Pleasence in a way.

you did not just say that donald pleasance wasn't in good horror movies

the man was in hallow-fucking-een

so was malcom mcdowell, coincidentally

Zay

I clicked the thread to go to the newest unread post and it put me on page 3

ooooOOOOooOOOoooOOh

Weaver

I will watch the fuck out of that Silent Hill movie. Also yay more Radha Mitchell!

Bedlam

Zay wrote: »

I clicked the thread to go to the newest unread post and it put me on page 3

ooooOOOOooOOOoooOOh

If I go back to see the OP then the next time I click on the thread the last unread pst will be on page 2. Then you can do the same thing to get page 3 etc.

#pipe

Weaver wrote: »

Also yay more Radha Mitchell!

I just watched Pitch Black last night.

Man what a cool flick that came out of nowhere.

Beasteh

watched dog soldiers for the first time in like 6 years

that is a fun film

Antimatter

Beasteh wrote: »

watched dog soldiers for the first time in like 6 years

that is a fun film

Indeed

Beasteh

my mate got to interview sean pertwee recently

Vann Diras

#pipe wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Also yay more Radha Mitchell!

I just watched Pitch Black last night.

Man what a cool flick that came out of nowhere.

pitch black is one of my favorite sci fi movies

Metzger Meister

Bedlam wrote: »

Zay wrote: »

I clicked the thread to go to the newest unread post and it put me on page 3

ooooOOOOooOOOoooOOh

If I go back to see the OP then the next time I click on the thread the last unread pst will be on page 2. Then you can do the same thing to get page 3 etc.

it actually takes you to the newest unread post.