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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i love cats

    i love every cat

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i love cats

    i love every cat

    this is what my girlfriend says and i am still convinced she is insane because cats are inherently inferior to dags

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    cats are great till they stop being kittens

    that's when they turn into monsters

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    AnosognosAnosognos Who wants to play video games?Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
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    First time I saw this, I immediately thought of the alien from Chasm City. Then the ones from Blindsight. If you want to read creepy science fiction, I suggest both Alastair Reynolds and Peter Watts.

    Turns out the real animal has a beak that just looks like human teeth from the outside due to the deep striations.

    Anosognos on
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
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    The lack of symmetry in the arms bothers me more than the man-mouth

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    cats are great till they stop being kittens

    that's when they turn into monsters

    cats start being great as soon as they start being dags

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    AnosognosAnosognos Who wants to play video games?Registered User regular
    It just has the two long ones and eight regular ones. That's a normal squid thing.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What the hell that's a squid? I thought it was a starfish.

    I have never seen a squid from that angle.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i love cats

    i love every cat

    seconded

    motion carries

    Cilla Black on
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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i love cats

    i love every cat

    I grew up with a cat. It permanently cured any natural inclination to like them universally.

    You know the Onion article about the cat that wouldn't die?

    Replace all the medical care with pure spite and hatred for all living things.

    She was three quarters dead when she got put down. Half blind, couldn't control where she peed, lot of other bits not working.

    Still managed to attack the guy giving her the shot.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    are you me and was it my cat

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i love cats so much, they are my favorite animal and whenever i enter a room with a cat i melt and coo like a fuckin' moron for hours

    seriously it's like an affliction or psychological defect

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    my cat is adorable and fluffy and soft and cuddly and makes the most cute squeaks and meows like he's trying to talk

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Our oldest cat was like that, but she was super sweet to us. It was everyone else she loathed. She was hilarious at the vet. It wasn't hilarious to the vet, mind you, but a pissed off cat never fails to make me laugh. It's the noises they make.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    My cat is my greatest enemy, but in the sense that we have a mutual respect to accompany the hatred

    When he dies - if he dies, which isn't a given - I will pour some whiskey out on his grave and be legitimately sad

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    just a quick reminder that this thread would have been WAY BETTER if it hadn't been posted at 6 in the damn afternoon

    let it go skull!!!

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    are you me and was it my cat

    Probably not.

    Anyway, that cat's number 2 in cats that have hated me.

    Number one was a melanistic leopard. Long story.

    I stuck my hand in a lion cage with better results than dealing with my regular cat.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I was raised around dogs, but I think I'm actually a cat person

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    my cat likes to rest on places that are arm level, and when i walk by rolls on her back with legs in the air

    waiting

    Local H Jay on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    wait is that arnie

    no, it's a doll

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    Mad King GeorgeMad King George Registered User regular
    I don't know whether this person's work has been posted, but I saw this on Boing-Boing and this gallery is great. It varies between classic sci-fi, EC comics horror, and genuinely disturbing:
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    monsterbrains.blogspot.ca/2012/04/jordu-schell-schell-sculpture-studios.html

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    who wants to watch a trailer for an independent christian found footage horror movie about a box of porn

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsHdGjLZ6o

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I immediately do

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I uh...I don't know what to say about that, but it seems like something should be said.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    disappointing

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i laughed heartily

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I was hoping for a movie where all the tension comes from porn magazines appearing in the worst places

    as two parents try to keep their house rated PG they realize to their horror that their house has become a minefield


    someone opens a door and there is a jump scare involving them suddenly seeing a magazine that was just sitting there

    they open a closet and one falls out and hits them on the head

    trying desperately to keep little billy distracted because the centerfold spread is right behind him


    scenes where people have eerie conversations and then a shift in the camera focus reveals that a porno magazine was in the foreground all along

    a mother is packing her son's backpack and as he walks out the the schoolbus she notices that his social studies book is still on the table so what did she pack in the bag


    instead it looks like the box is haunted by the ghost of a loveless marriage or something

    Seriously on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    a husband having to deal with strange new hungers from his wife

    what did she see?


    a horrifying scene where they are making love and she tries to get on top of him

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    a husband having to deal with strange new hungers from his wife

    what did she see?


    a horrifying scene where they are making love and she tries to get on top of him
    My workmates wanted to know what I was laughing at, but if I told them about your post I'd probably get fired

    PSN: HoodieThirteen
    XBL: Torn Hoodie
    @hoodiethirteen
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    they end up burning the house down

    they've lost everything, but regained their status as a loving, christian family


    the ending stinger is the oldest child presenting a permission slip for the school's sex ed seminar

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Wait, isn't that the same guy who did that independent Christian comedy about saving yourself for marriage?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i love you seriously

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    so during the shoot did they have an actual box of pornography or an empty box that they pretended was full of pornography
    are these people method actors or not

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I enjoy that this film reinforces the idea that pornography is a Thing that can just be encountered in a box in the woods, like it is almost naturally occurring

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    oh, malcolm mcdowell

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