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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    but the best spirits only come out at midnight

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    no elldren

    no they do not

    that is like a litmus test to see if you are a machine or not

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    machines absolutely do not need love

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    I bet the booze restrictions are why New Jersey's tight-knit, wholesome community is the envy of the rest of the nation.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Inq, let's play some street fighter over xbox live.

    Nah, let's play Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code over our PCs :D

    This is gibberish.

    It's the latest Melty Blood.

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    it's illegal for shops and offys to sell alcohol after 10 here

    if someone asks what time it is, you respond in relation to 10pm

    "ah its about an hour to go"

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    tyrannus dropping truth bombs

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote:
    I am sick of the phrase "job creation"

    wtf does it even mean

    also, grow the economy

    and win the future

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Sure. someone doesn't want to drink much that night, or, it starts late.

    We don't go like, oh, tonight I'd like... seven beers. that rounds out to 2 six packs.

    then you buy seven beers.

    i dont think anyone has ever brought over a number of beers not divisible by six

    except that one time someone brouhgt beers that came in a 4 pack

    also where do u buy seven beers

    beer comes in six packs

    none of you have ever considered taking a beer out of said pack?

    oh sure

    i was confused because you said you buy[ seven beers

    take one six pack, then find another sixpack, from which you bring one beer.

    then you go to the register and purchase your seven beers.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    like, for bars and night clubs, or for liqour stores?

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Abdhyius wrote:
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    like, for bars and night clubs, or for liqour stores?
    liquor stores - also can't sell booze in grocery stores!

    tyrannus on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    take one six pack, then find another sixpack, from which you bring one beer.

    then you go to the register and purchase your seven beers.

    was not aware this was socially acceptable

    would have thought they would just stare at you blankly and then tell you they dont sell the beer bottles individually

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Inq, let's play some street fighter over xbox live.

    Nah, let's play Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code over our PCs :D

    This is gibberish.

    It's the latest Melty Blood.

    Oh. According to wikipedia, it's by Sega. Meh.

    As far as 2D fighters go, I was really good at Garou: Mark of the Wolves back in the day.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    it's illegal for shops and offys to sell alcohol after 10 here

    if someone asks what time it is, you respond in relation to 10pm

    "ah its about an hour to go"

    beer sales close at 8, hard liqour at 6 - and 6 and 3 on saturdays.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    when i leave a party i fill up my cooler with the hosts beers and any choice cuts of meat

    and wheel it on out to the car

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Well, that seems pretty ludicrous.Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    take one six pack, then find another sixpack, from which you bring one beer.

    then you go to the register and purchase your seven beers.

    was not aware this was socially acceptable

    would have thought they would just stare at you blankly and then tell you they dont sell the beer bottles individually

    sometimes a dbag picks and chooses and mix maxes a six pack and you don't realize yours is all fucked up

    yeah

    yeah

    NOPE.
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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    In Skyrim, it really didn't take long at all before (companions spoiler)
    Spoiler:

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    when i leave a party i fill up my cooler with the hosts beers and any choice cuts of meat

    and wheel it on out to the car

    It's your cut for being the life of the party.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    like, for bars and night clubs, or for liqour stores?
    liquor stores - also can't sell booze in grocery stores!

    here neither!

    so lemme guess

    it has had a wondrously effective dampening effect on the drinking culture

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    take one six pack, then find another sixpack, from which you bring one beer.

    then you go to the register and purchase your seven beers.

    was not aware this was socially acceptable

    would have thought they would just stare at you blankly and then tell you they dont sell the beer bottles individually

    It's pretty typical in liquor stores in California to buy individual beers from six-packs.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Skippy, did you see the image of that baby's first plush toy a few pages back?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    take one six pack, then find another sixpack, from which you bring one beer.

    then you go to the register and purchase your seven beers.

    was not aware this was socially acceptable

    would have thought they would just stare at you blankly and then tell you they dont sell the beer bottles individually

    People here wouldn't do that. Because that's retarded.

    I wanna buy seven beers, you wanna sell six or seven?

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    machines absolutely do not need love

    Heresy! You will offend the machine spirits!

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    In New York, it is expected you will buy individual bottles from many of the bodegas here.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Skippy, did you see the image of that baby's first plush toy a few pages back?

    yes it was traumatizing

    also tomorrow morning i find out the sex :O

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also, just try it. You have those plastic things holding the beers together, right? Is it easy to put a beer back in?

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I am not aware of anyone buying individual bottles in upstate New York.

    We are civilized.

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    tyrannus wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    like, for bars and night clubs, or for liqour stores?
    liquor stores - also can't sell booze in grocery stores!

    here neither!

    so lemme guess

    it has had a wondrously effective dampening effect on the drinking culture
    actually I think as long as the grocery stores also close at 10pm, they can sell beer? I don't know. Whole Foods typically has beer and wine and spirits, but all the 7-11s do not have any alcohol.

    and I have no idea

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    oh my gosh skippy

    that is madness!

    do you have a preference

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Skippy, did you see the image of that baby's first plush toy a few pages back?

    yes it was traumatizing

    also tomorrow morning i find out the sex :O

    I'm pretty sure it hasn't had sex yet skippy

    I know it's inheriting your mack genes but there are limits

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    New Jersey is a backwards state in many respects except for the diner.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    oh my gosh skippy

    that is madness!

    do you have a preference

    no because then there is a 50% chance of disappoint!

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    tyrannus wrote:
    In New Jersey, it is illegal to sell spirits after 10pm.

    like, for bars and night clubs, or for liqour stores?
    liquor stores - also can't sell booze in grocery stores!

    There are states where you can buy liquor after 9 pm? Next you'll be telling me the only places that can sell liquor are open on Sundays!

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Skippy, did you see the image of that baby's first plush toy a few pages back?

    yes it was traumatizing

    also tomorrow morning i find out the sex :O

    I'm pretty sure it hasn't had sex yet skippy

    I know it's inheriting your mack genes but there are limits

    retuuuuuurn of the mack

    you know that ill be baaack

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    New Jersey is a backwards state in many respects except for the diner.
    blaming the screwy liquor laws on Tony Soprano

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Well, that seems pretty ludicrous.Registered User regular
    pretty sure in MIchigan I was buyin liquor in 24 hour grocery stores

    p sure

    NOPE.
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    elldren i am enjoying your posts tonight

    i feel like i have nto seen you on very much lately

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    oh my gosh skippy

    that is madness!

    do you have a preference

    I think he prefers it

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    skippy are you excite

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