Wrestling 2012: SET THE FUNKASAURUS FREE

Xehalus

so long ECW arena

The Geek

Behold, the power of white trash in large groups.

Sweeney Tom

Stephanie McMahon wrote:

My team talked about ways to get people engaged in our main event, which is The Rock against John Cena. We want fans to take sides and engage in virtual face-offs - think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.

They are going to promote their biggest main event in years, for their biggest show ever

By taking a page from Twilight and having Team Rock vs Team Cena divide the fans up

Matev

Implying they weren't doing that already.....

Nirya

If it leads to Robert Pattinson getting Rock Bottom'd, I'm all for it.

facetious

Robert Pattinson is secretly pretty awesome.

Especially when he talks about how awful Twilight is.

Matev

Nirya wrote:

If it leads to Stephanie Meyer getting Rock Bottom'd, I'm all for it.

The Geek

facetious wrote:

Robert Pattinson is secretly pretty awesome.

Especially when he talks about how awful Twilight is.

He does?

Sweeney Tom

The Geek wrote:

facetious wrote:

Robert Pattinson is secretly pretty awesome.

Especially when he talks about how awful Twilight is.

He does?

Yes. It's hilarious.

Robert Pattinson wrote:

When I read it ... I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and ... it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it's like, "Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy" and she just writes this book about it, and there's some things about Edward that are just so specific that ... I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes ... feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it's kind of voyeuristic ... It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.

Pattinson again wrote:

When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there

He's far from my favorite actor, but I still love him lots for numerous reasons, some of which are these comments.

Nirya

Ok nevermind I love Robert Pattinson now.

The Geek

He did pretty good as Cedric Diggory, though.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

Sweeney Tom wrote:

Stephanie McMahon wrote:

My team talked about ways to get people engaged in our main event, which is The Rock against John Cena. We want fans to take sides and engage in virtual face-offs - think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.

They are going to promote their biggest main event in years, for their biggest show ever

By taking a page from Twilight and having Team Rock vs Team Cena divide the fans up

yes, god forbid they take lessons from something that made roughly a bazillion dollars

David_T

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote:

Sweeney Tom wrote:

Stephanie McMahon wrote:

My team talked about ways to get people engaged in our main event, which is The Rock against John Cena. We want fans to take sides and engage in virtual face-offs - think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.

They are going to promote their biggest main event in years, for their biggest show ever

By taking a page from Twilight and having Team Rock vs Team Cena divide the fans up

yes, god forbid they take lessons from something that made roughly a bazillion dollars

WrestleMania 6 didn't make that much.

I actually just scared myself a little bit by remembering which WM that was.

Edit: In context of so much more important shit that I've forgotten.

Amikron Devalia

Evan Bourne should really buy a crate of this stuff.

Goose!

Sounds like he's been changed to a strict diet of it.

Sweeney Tom

Starting with

Mick Foley?!

Xehalus

Foley?

Sweeney Tom

Foley in the Rumble?!

Xehalus

Foley in the Rumble!

kingworks

Ha ha! Dolph calling Cena's run last week 'awkward'

Sweeney Tom

Punk making fun of cross-dressers, and making fun of Dolph wearing a pink shirt

Lovely start to a Raw

Sigh

chrishallett83

Foley is God

Xehalus

So, Air Boom could get their belt back? This doesn't seem like a punishment.

Sweeney Tom

Nice job, Vince

Hype a tag title match before the commercial

Then cut back after commercial, and both teams got jobber entrances

Classy way to make me believe in your tag division

kingworks

Is this match going to be the nail in Bourne's WWE coffin?

Sweeney Tom

Yeah, Bourne must have really pissed off Vince

Xehalus

Unless, they lose...

Sweeney Tom

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING JERICHO OH MY GOD

lostwords

Awesome

Xehalus

RAW IS

kingworks

Jericho to turn on the champs to complete his heel turn.

Sweeney Tom

He smiled, and turned off the lights, and stayed still, just so his hesitation jacket could light up

And people wonder why Jericho's the best in the world at what he does

PwnanObrien

Team Best In The World

LockedOnTarget

Dolph was REALLY GOOD on the mic tonight. Like, that might have been his best mic performance ever.

Sweeney Tom

Swagger's never getting pushed again

Goose!

So I guess they want to take the title off Ryder? Unless they decide to super job Swagger. Or have Kane come out and get the DQ.

Goose!

Dyvim Tvar wrote:

Swagger's push starts here.
Don't let me down WWE.




They're going to let me down.
They always let me down.

I didn't realize anyone was that big a fan of Bif Tannen.

Dyvim Tvar

Swagger's push starts here.
Don't let me down WWE.




They're going to let me down.
They always let me down.

kingworks

I think Swagger is due for a push.

He's gotten better. Ryder simply got on TV because his fans make so much noise - I don't know how he earned the title aside from being friends with Cena.

Dyvim Tvar

I can't bring myself to get behind the inferior Major brother, that's all it is.





It isn't, I'm such a Swagger mark it's ridiculous.