Hyberbole and a [chat]

MyDcmbr

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-of-cake.html


http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html


http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html


Seriously, if you aren't reading this webcomic/blog/thing then I feel sorry for you because it is HILARIOUS.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

RMS Oceanic

I had a great [chat] lined up.[/Lies]

simonwolf

aww, here I was ready to make The [Chat]osition

RMS Oceanic

Oh well. I had a sausage baguette this morning. It was great.

thehumandignity

Oops.

Squirminator2k

Y'know, if this guy is wrong (and there is an outside chance he may be talking out of his arse, here), I wonder how he'll justify it in later videos?

RMS Oceanic

Squirminator2k wrote:

Y'know, if this guy is wrong (and there is an outside chance he may be talking out of his arse, here), I wonder how he'll justify it in later videos?

Didn't the guy who predicted the Rapture in May of last year say it would be a gradual one?

MyDcmbr

Sorry if my [chat] is not super awesome. I am at work and so I don't have access to a lot of cool things to make [chat]s with like Youtube and such.

It was either this or Spinnerette [chat], and this was more convenient.

thehumandignity

Squirminator2k wrote:

Y'know, if this guy is wrong (and there is an outside chance he may be talking out of his arse, here), I wonder how he'll justify it in later videos?

Since it's 2012 and we're not a year and a half into WW3, he's already had to.

He was wrong about Obama causing Russia to invade the United States, but he was still right about WW3 because there are wars happening!

Squirminator2k

RMS Oceanic wrote:

Squirminator2k wrote:

Y'know, if this guy is wrong (and there is an outside chance he may be talking out of his arse, here), I wonder how he'll justify it in later videos?

Didn't the guy who predicted the Rapture in May of last year say it would be a gradual one?

Harold Camping? First he said it'd happen in May.

Then he said that the Rapture had been a "spiritual" Rapture, and that the physical Rapture (and, thus, the end of the world) would take place in October.

Obviously, that didn't happen.

He's retired now.

Haphazard

I don't often read Hyperbole and a Half, but when I do I enjoy it!

Also: Hello.

RMS Oceanic

Hmm, a minor character in a webcomic I read was a bit of a racist jerk a while back.

Yesterday he was killed in a rather brutal manner by one of the main bad guys. Some people on the comic's boards are cheering this.

This does not strike me as a mature approach to the situation.

thehumandignity

What is the mature way of dealing with the tragic loss of a beloved comic character who is also a racist jerk?

RMS Oceanic

thehumandignity wrote:

What is the mature way of dealing with the tragic loss of a beloved comic character who is also a racist jerk?

I dunno how beloved he was, but his endeavours overall were definately for the forces of good, namely attempting to liberate a conquered city.

It just strikes me that cheering his brutal death because of some of his jerkish tendencies completely ignores any positive qualities he had, and is immature.

MyDcmbr

Asked in an interview on CNN's "John King, USA" last week about whether he might hold onto his delegates and attempt to force the GOP to alter its platform on national security or economic policy, Paul said, "That sounds like a lot of fun." He added that scenario "might be a way for me to promote the things I believe in, and that is a political action."

Every time Ron Paul says stuff like this, it makes it harder to not like him, crazy or not.

RMS Oceanic

MyDcmbr wrote:

Asked in an interview on CNN's "John King, USA" last week about whether he might hold onto his delegates and attempt to force the GOP to alter its platform on national security or economic policy, Paul said, "That sounds like a lot of fun." He added that scenario "might be a way for me to promote the things I believe in, and that is a political action."

Every time Ron Paul says stuff like this, it makes it harder to not like him, crazy or not.

I think he knows it's his last shot at the Presidency, so he might as well go down fighting.

thehumandignity

I will take kind of crazy over actively malicious any day.

thehumandignity

Jon Stewart, re: Iran's shit wrote:

What, did you look at Iraq, and think, "Hey, how do we get in on that action? We've got way too many working roads, and erect buildings."

RMS Oceanic

I'm getting a free speed upgrade from my Virgin Broadband.

surrealitycheck

anybody know what happened to torchlight 2

MyDcmbr

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

The guy that is supposed to be relieving me in ONE HOUR just called off for his shift.

Now I am going to have to wait until the temp agency can get someone out here.

:evil:

Mojo_Jojo

surrealitycheck wrote:

anybody know what happened to torchlight 2

They're waiting for Diablo 3 to be released so that they can utterly tank.

surrealitycheck

nah bro d3 is due in 2014

theyre safe npnp

Bogart

Nobody tell Kim Novak that movie music gets re-used all the time.

simonwolf

Ron Paul wrote:

I've urged everyone in my family to know how to use a gun in self defense. For the animals are coming.

Ron Paul wrote:

If you have ever been robbed by a black teenaged male, you know how unbelievably fleet of foot they can be.

Ron Paul wrote:

At least 39 white women have been stuck with used hypodermic needles -perhaps infected with AIDS- by gangs of black girls.

Ron Paul wrote:

I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males in [DC] are semi-criminal or entirely criminal.

Bogart

Tav

Some religious people handing out pamphlets knocked at the door. I went down thinking it was the postman and got greeted with "Good morning, do you want to learn about Jesus?" "Uh, no thanks" "Well, are you interested in science and evolution?" at which point I could see them rooting around in a big bag labelled "atheist bait". Considering I hadn't had tea yet, I'm very proud of how polite I was...

Leitner

Tav wrote:

Some religious people handing out pamphlets knocked at the door. I went down thinking it was the postman and got greeted with "Good morning, do you want to learn about Jesus?" "Uh, no thanks" "Well, are you interested in science and evolution?" at which point I could see them rooting around in a big bag labelled "atheist bait". Considering I hadn't had tea yet, I'm very proud of how polite I was...

Mighty brave of them, given the circumstances.

They were jehovas witnesses or something right?

Tav

The Hyperbole and a Half about this dude coping with depression was incredibly moving.

Mojo_Jojo

Bogart wrote:

The hamster is what makes this.

MyDcmbr

Tav wrote:

The Hyperbole and a Half about this dude coping with depression was incredibly moving.

Lady.

Allie Brosh.

Mojo_Jojo

I expected a bearded weirdo to be behind hyperbole and a half rather than a fairly normal seeming, pretty lady.

simonwolf

A pretty girl on the internet? That's craziness, clearly that is just an actor

Eddy

IF YOU HAD CAREFULLY PERUSED THE STORIES LIKE I CONSTANTLY DO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY OBVIOUS THEY WERE WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A YOUNG LADY

Eddy

anyway I just cooked a fantastic breakfast. it was also huge.

Mojo_Jojo

I entirely forgot to have an fry up when I was back in the UK. Shit balls.

simonwolf

I should try that "cooking" thing more often

RMS Oceanic

Mojo_Jojo wrote:

I entirely forgot to have an fry up when I was back in the UK. Shit balls.

Could you sneak aboard the Eurorail and have one?

simonwolf

The redcoats know an outlander when they see one

RMS Oceanic

simonwolf wrote:

The redcoats know an outlander when they see one

He should have his answers of Bristolian trivia handy to prove his identity.

Mojo_Jojo

Sausages are the most difficult item to obtain. You can find things that are sort of bacon if you search (although it's too thin and circular) but the sausages they have aren't right at all.