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Hyberbole and a [chat]

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    So, what we talking about this fine morning, [chat]?

    Going down on ladies, and pokemon?

    Same as it ever was...

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    Also yeah semen has a pretty strong smell and I can imagine the runny egg texture being unappealing

    Hmm

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    mrmister have you ever considered maybe you are a wussy queer

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I have procured all of Deep Space Nine for £50. Winning!

    RMS Oceanic on
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote:
    bowen wrote:
    Well the makeup of semen is more... favorable for ingestion. Cooch-plegm-sauce basically tastes like you're eating a really wet runny nose, because, well, that's basically what it is.

    The first time someone came in my mouth I literally spit it out before I knew what I was doing it tasted so foul--it was like biting into a rotten piece of fruit. 'Favorable for ingestion' my ass.

    Rumor has it semen's flavor is affected by what the person eats. So if your dude is loading up on beer, asparagus, and rare angus steak that shit is going to be rancid.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck NONSTOP INFINITE CLIMAX POSTING you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
    pineapple is apparently key

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    mrmr i ain't saying you're a bad fellow or an unsatisfying lover. everyone has different needs, ya know?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Also yeah semen has a pretty strong smell and I can imagine the runny egg texture being unappealing

    Hmm

    basically it's like swallowing snot

    in terms of consistency and whatnot

    as someone with allergies who has had to deal with post-nasal drip and stuff

    man, whatever

    ain't no thang

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    HOTDOGS

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • HerrCronHerrCron Registered User regular
    I have procured all of Deep Space Nine for £50. Winning!

    NIce....

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  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote:
    So, what we talking about this fine morning, [chat]?

    Going down on ladies, and pokemon?

    Same as it ever was...

    See

    How can anyone not support the Oxford comma? You see how useful it is? How pleasing it is in God's eyes?

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Also yeah semen has a pretty strong smell and I can imagine the runny egg texture being unappealing

    Hmm

    basically it's like swallowing snot

    in terms of consistency and whatnot

    as someone with allergies who has had to deal with post-nasal drip and stuff

    man, whatever

    ain't no thang

    I used to eat boogers

    does that mean I should swallow semen

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    bowen wrote:
    MrMister wrote:
    bowen wrote:
    Well the makeup of semen is more... favorable for ingestion. Cooch-plegm-sauce basically tastes like you're eating a really wet runny nose, because, well, that's basically what it is.

    The first time someone came in my mouth I literally spit it out before I knew what I was doing it tasted so foul--it was like biting into a rotten piece of fruit. 'Favorable for ingestion' my ass.

    Rumor has it semen's flavor is affected by what the person eats. So if your dude is loading up on beer, asparagus, and rare angus steak that shit is going to be rancid.

    maybe mrmister and i have opposite luck in this regard

    found the subject rather tasteless, somewhat unpleasant in texture, and largely ignorable

    whereas he's talking about it like it was rancid poison

    man what have yo boys been eating, dude

  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Also yeah semen has a pretty strong smell and I can imagine the runny egg texture being unappealing

    Hmm

    basically it's like swallowing snot

    in terms of consistency and whatnot

    as someone with allergies who has had to deal with post-nasal drip and stuff

    man, whatever

    ain't no thang

    Pony this is the kind of motivated self-starting that pushed your resume to the top of the Supervillain Human Resources Consideration List.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    desc wrote:
    Also yeah semen has a pretty strong smell and I can imagine the runny egg texture being unappealing

    Hmm

    basically it's like swallowing snot

    in terms of consistency and whatnot

    as someone with allergies who has had to deal with post-nasal drip and stuff

    man, whatever

    ain't no thang

    I used to eat boogers

    does that mean I should swallow semen

    "should" is less of the issue

    "can"? yeah i bet

  • TehSlothTehSloth Looking for a girl who hates everything that I hate Except meRegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    shalmelo wrote:
    So, what we talking about this fine morning, [chat]?

    Going down on ladies, and pokemon?

    Same as it ever was...

    See

    How can anyone not support the Oxford comma? You see how useful it is? How pleasing it is in God's eyes?

    Hmm, I thought it was only an oxford comma in a list of three or more things, although I personally prefer its use. That comma to me seems to just be stylistic, indicating a pause, but grammatically unnecessary.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    "does for $5 more"? definately

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i do, however

    understand when people are apprehensive of gettin' blasted in the face for fear of it getting in the eyes

    stuff burns, yo

  • TehSlothTehSloth Looking for a girl who hates everything that I hate Except meRegistered User regular
    So, just made a pb&j sandwich for lunch. Got exactly the right amount of pb and the right amount of j to do each with only one swipe, then felt so good I cut that bitch from corner to corner.

    Fuck yeah lunch!

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote:
    Normally I would say this is a badly structured introduction

    It's a rough, since I just started writing; I post it largely as "hey check out what I'm working on!" So it is not particularly polished.

    But, additionally:
    PantsB wrote:
    It may be that philosophy has a different standard though since the argument is the thing.

    that is more or less the case. In philosophy we show more than we tell, and what's valued above all else is clarity. For reference, here's an introduction for which I actually got high stylistic praise. By the time I'm done, the one I posted earlier will look more like it:
    Spoiler:

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    also i'm reluctant to be the blaster sometimes

    because, when it is requested of me, it's generally after a very extended go of things without release

    and i get a little bit Peter North up in here

    so i'm afraid they're asking for more than they realize

  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    bowen wrote:
    MrMister wrote:
    bowen wrote:
    Well the makeup of semen is more... favorable for ingestion. Cooch-plegm-sauce basically tastes like you're eating a really wet runny nose, because, well, that's basically what it is.

    The first time someone came in my mouth I literally spit it out before I knew what I was doing it tasted so foul--it was like biting into a rotten piece of fruit. 'Favorable for ingestion' my ass.

    Rumor has it semen's flavor is affected by what the person eats. So if your dude is loading up on beer, asparagus, and rare angus steak that shit is going to be rancid.

    I used to be a healthy young vegetarian and now I am a curmudgeonly beer drinker and meat eater

    Perceptible difference :l

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    I know way too much stuff about a rather large subset of weird ass topics. I should go on jeopordy or some shit.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Are you guys still being gross.

  • descdesc P.L.U.R. Registered User regular
    bowen wrote:
    I know way too much stuff about a rather large subset of weird ass topics. I should go on jeopordy or some shit.

    I'll take Semen for $100, Alex.

    Oh, your prices went up, Bowen?

    Fuck you, Alex.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Looking for a girl who hates everything that I hate Except meRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote:
    I know way too much stuff about a rather large subset of weird ass topics. I should go on jeopordy or some shit.

    Sometimes they do go to pretty unexpected places. I was watching the other night and one of the topics was "Erotic Literature". It was fantastic.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
  • zeenyzeeny Registered User regular
    Hadn't seen Casino in 10+ years, had forgotten how good it is.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Cutting sandwiches diagonally is so satisfying. It is something you discover as a child and it remains with you until you expire.

  • HerrCronHerrCron Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Are you guys still being gross.

    I don't think [chat] is capable of not being gross.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    desc you a boss

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    In a few days Benjamin Sisko shall be shouting a lot out of my screen.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Some of the crap you people talk about is stuff I'd only discuss with people I hated or wanted to fuck.

    Weirdos.

  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    the secret is to line the walls of the vagina with bubblegum

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Cutting sandwiches diagonally is so satisfying. It is something you discover as a child and it remains with you until you expire.

    Structural superiority over the two rectangles approach.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Or both

    Hatefuck

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  • HerrCronHerrCron Registered User regular
    In a few days Benjamin Sisko shall be shouting a lot out of my screen.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    zeeny wrote:
    Hadn't seen Casino in 10+ years, had forgotten how good it is.

    the bit where
    Spoiler:

    still haunts me. it gave me nightmares as a kid. not the gore, necessarily, but having to watch it happen to someone i cared about first.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    so, talked to the guy who is interviewing me on tuesday

    i applied for a different job with this agency months ago, which isn't the one i applied for yesterday and am interviewing for tuesday

    but apparently in applying they still did some background checking and there's some "issues we need to discuss" regarding things they found out

    can't be anything too serious or disqualifying or they'd not have bothered calling me at all

    but it will be interesting to see what dirt they've dug up on me

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Some of the crap you people talk about is stuff I'd only discuss with people I hated or wanted to fuck.

    Weirdos.

    Oh man on my last trip there was an officer who started talking religion with a couple of the enlisted guys and made everyone aware that he felt premarital sex was basically cheating, and people should have no right to do so.

    From there on out for a month it was nothing but filthy sex talk around him by everyone.

    PSN: allenquid
  • zeenyzeeny Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Organichu wrote:
    zeeny wrote:
    Hadn't seen Casino in 10+ years, had forgotten how good it is.

    the bit where
    Spoiler:

    still haunts me. it gave me nightmares as a kid. not the gore, necessarily, but having to watch it happen to someone i cared about first.

    It's a very good scene, but far from the only one. The whole setup is brilliant. The characters' relations are all kinds of fucked up. As it's been so long, I had forgotten a lot of details and was able to enjoy it a lot. Also, how the fuck did Sharon Stone never got cast in a decent role after it?;o/

    zeeny on
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