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Mass Effect: Have You Hugged Your Toaster Today?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Space is the Place Registered User regular
    I think everyone would rather just bear without you

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    The fan art had his pubes in it.

    flowing out of the top of his Systems Alliance issued pants.

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    I think everyone would rather just bear without you
    k

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  • -Tal-Tal Everybody feel a way about K But at least yall feel somethingRegistered User regular
    in the future, big pubes are in style

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    I had imagined Vega to be completely hairless from the neck down, but this artist obviously had other ideas.

    I would at least hope that any pubic hair would be trimmed into the shape of say the Normandy, or the SA logo, or the Special Forces logo that's on his t-shirt.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    space bush every the fuck where

    Shorty on
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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    This stuff just looked...unkempt

    Well that's not entirely true.

    I guess it looked....combed?

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite fur on the Citadel.

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  • -Tal-Tal Everybody feel a way about K But at least yall feel somethingRegistered User regular
    don't apply your 21st century standards of beauty to Vega's long, braided pubic hair

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    is it wrong that I just want to start punching people and never, ever stop?

    This is a common reaction to -Tal.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    vega straightens his pubes then styles them into a ducktail so that it looks like he has two boners

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

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  • -Tal-Tal Everybody feel a way about K But at least yall feel somethingRegistered User regular
    Vega's pubes look like this
    Spoiler:

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  • -Tal-Tal Everybody feel a way about K But at least yall feel somethingRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    to be fair that isn't associated with the mainstream asari government, it's just that asari are by far the most populous on Illium

    -Tal on
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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

    spex

    don't even bother

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    I think Vega designed the Special Forces logo himself.

    IT'S GONNA HAVE A KNIFE.

    AND LIGHTNING BOLTS.

    AND A DRAGON. AND A SHARK. AND AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.

    And then someone else cleaned it up a bit so it's just a knife and lightning bolts.

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

    spex

    don't even bother

    yeah, the sweat's the deal breaker

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    I am gonna wear my Vega shirt tomorrow.

    Oh fuck I wonder when my new shutter shades get here...

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    to be fair that isn't associated with the mainstream asari government, it's just that asari are by far the most populous on Illium

    It's not an official asari colony, yeah

    but they were the first to settle and asari corporate interests run it

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    yeah quarians don't look like humans AT ALL.

    Three fingers, knees that bend the wrong way

    probably fish-y type heads instead of primate type heads

    also tasty sweat

    get

    with

    the program

    Fingers have nothing to do with basic humanoid body structure. And they've got oddly-shaped shins compared to humans, but their legs bend the exact same way as human legs.

    Head, torso, two arms, two legs, hands and feet, even reasonably human facial features from what you can see through their masks.

    spex

    don't even bother

    I'm sorry

    I just get so upset sometimes.

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    So, is Vega the new Jacob who (as far as I was concerned) was the new Aiden?

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Do I need to post my hells of informative song again

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hullis wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Yeah it is a little easier to do that when you're modeling something in a computer in 2011, than when you're shooting a live action movie in the seventies.

    trying to find weird looking aliens in The Old Republic

    nope! They all look like people only slightly different

    meanwhile I'm gonna go hang out with some quarians and hanar

    I know for a fact that you run into the Chevin at some point in the Old Republic, which, judging by what you consider to be 'human-like' are still pretty out there. Oh, and you meet some Gran too and there are some Kubaz as well. And I'm pretty sure that's just in the beginning areas.

    I mean you can argue those all look fairly human-like, but I mean Jabba was a pretty big part of the movies, and Hutts are giant slugs with arms and a humanish head.

    Lord_Asmodeus on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    maybe he's accusing spex of being an actual scarecrow

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  • tayvaantayvaan Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.

    awesome
    DrZiplock wrote:
    So, is Vega the new Jacob who (as far as I was concerned) was the new Aiden?
    pretty much, though jacob was a bit better than aiden

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Look at these guys

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    I'm gonna be Raver Shep.
    oh my god yes

  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    Those glasses are pretty rad.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    Do I need to post my hells of informative song again

    Yes.

  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

    I can't even figure out what you were trying to say

  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    honestly there is one cool alien species in TOR, and that's the Talz

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  • HullisHullis You Guys Just Can't Do Anything Without This Genius!Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

    I can't even figure out what you were trying to say

    me neither!

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