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I think it's time for another BAD JOKES thread
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And I use it well.
HO HO HO!!
Write a letter to Santa
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Oh my god
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You set that bar any lower, it'll roll away.
I read CAD
what bar?
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A tourist walks into a Scottish pub over in Scotland. He orders whatever's popular and take a seat. A couple of minute later a Scotsman sits down next to him and starts rambling. "Hey, did ya know, I built this building." "Really, that's wonderful" says the tourist, "it looks well build". "Aye, that it is. But do they call me Connor the carpenter? No..." "I also built that bridge over there you see, but do they call me Connor the bridge builder? No... In fact, I built just about every thing you see around this town! But do they call me Connor the builder? No..."
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Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.
Luke says "No! That's impossible!"
Darth Vader says "But it is true, Luke, I have felt your presence."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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A week later another man approached the priest. "My brother was here not too long ago, to inquire about the bellringer position. Do you know what became of him?"
The priest explained the first man's odd behavior while the stranger sadly nodded. "That was my brother all right. We live in the valley below, and every day my brother would listen to the ringing of the church bells. They gave him hope and comfort in his hard life. It was his greatest desire to ring those bells, so the job you offered was a dream come true."
The priest was taken aback by the sad story, so when the man asked to ring the bells just one time, in honor of his brother, he nodded his assent.
The man quickly ran to the top of the tower and replicated his brother's strange bell ringing technique, until he too made the 100 ft drop.
The priest rushed to where the man's body lay. The crowd had already gathered around, chattering about the horrible situation. One man approached the priest and said "Father, who is this man?"
And the priest replied,
How do you make a Belgian waffle?
That's some grade-A stuff right there!
yes
this is a thing of beauty
"Since you have all devoted your whole lives to God, I will give you the opportunity to go back to earth and live as whoever you like.
The first nun says, "I would like to live as Mother Theresa." Naturally, St. Peter says, "no problem," and makes it so.
The second nun says, "I would like to live as Princess Diana." "Of course," says St. Peter.
The third nun says, "I want to be Sarah Pippilini."
"I'm sorry," says St. Peter, "but I don't know who that is, sister."
The nun holds up a newspaper and points to it.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister. That says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days."
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I have used this twice since it was posted. Thank you.
You're under arrest for crimes against humanity.