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Caught my [chat] down

Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mimeRegistered User regular
edited January 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
Seriously, every time I step away to do some cooking.

For reference, this evening I'm making:

A) A delicious caesar salad
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B) Garlic Bread
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C) Crêpes with Nutella all up in their business
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All washed down with:

D) The least crap lager I can easily find here
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So that's tonight on cook with Mojo.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Cooking is a euphemism for sex right

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Worst [chat] ever.

  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Obviously the answer is to stop cooking.

    Subsist only on what can be eaten raw.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Whoa. My post totally disappeared. Vanilla is hungry.

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  • descdesc Variable Architecture Synthesis Technology Registered User regular
    At least this chat has brackets around the word. We're moving up in the world.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Right, now I'll get back to the fucking chicken.

  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Whoa. My post totally disappeared. Vanilla is hungry.

    I think Vanilla needs to steal posts occasionally to stay alive.

  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    A friend of mine posted this on her facebook twice now and no one has replied. And she's got like 300 people on her contact list. "Pay it forward 2012. I promise to make something handmade for the first five people who comment. They must in turn post this and make something for the first five people who post comments in their status. *The rules are it has to be made by you and they must receive it before 2012 ends- it can be something as simple as making a friend a cup of coffee"

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    I opened that with the intention of reading it, then saw how small my scroll bar was. So I thought, "hey, maybe it just has a load of comments at the bottom", but nope.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    My post doesn't make sense now that Mojo's added pictures. :(

    Also, I should probably think about starting dinner soon. Squash-pasta and a creamy mushroom sauce tonight. Maybe some salad.

  • LucidLucid Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Aldo wrote:
    A friend of mine posted this on her facebook twice now and no one has replied. And she's got like 300 people on her contact list. "Pay it forward 2012. I promise to make something handmade for the first five people who comment. They must in turn post this and make something for the first five people who post comments in their status. *The rules are it has to be made by you and they must receive it before 2012 ends- it can be something as simple as making a friend a cup of coffee"

    Does it count as hand made if I just put some instant coffee in hot water?

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    "...these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into"

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    I like Rickard's Red from a tap, same with Alexander Keith's, but both from a bottle just aren't as good.

    Stella from a bottle is good, though.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    Jesus fucking christ.

    also this is why I fucking hate Kotaku. They now have Kotaku Core to filter out this shit which shouldn't be there in the first place.

    If their parent company wants to talk about weeaboo shit so much then just make a damn weeaboo site.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    I opened that with the intention of reading it, then saw how small my scroll bar was. So I thought, "hey, maybe it just has a load of comments at the bottom", but nope.

    Kotaku is shit.

    It's always been shit.

    There was a brief period of approximately one week where I was like "huh...Kotaku isn't so bad anymore I guess."

    And then it went right back to being shit.

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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    I opened that with the intention of reading it, then saw how small my scroll bar was. So I thought, "hey, maybe it just has a load of comments at the bottom", but nope.
    TAPE

    If I buy a drink at a convenience store and say I don't want a bag, they insist on putting a little piece of tape over the barcode. Most of the time, they put it on sideways, instead of vertically — you know, the way that would prevent the barcode from being scanned by a rogue scanner. They do this so you can prove that you paid for the drink, should you roll into another convenient store glugging away. For some reason, the longer I live in Tokyo, the more this really shits me off. I don't know why! I like to take the tape off, stick it to my receipt, and then drop it into the little trash can by the register.

    In all honesty, you're not missing much.

  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    Good lord, why would anyone read that?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    Jesus fucking christ.

    also this is why I fucking hate Kotaku. They now have Kotaku Core to filter out this shit which shouldn't be there in the first place.

    If their parent company wants to talk about weeaboo shit so much then just make a damn weeaboo site.

    Huh?

    Kotaku has always been a weeaboo site.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i just saw an obvious off-duty cop with the most obvious exposed gun ever. he almost looked like he was open carrying, just by inattention. he's wearing sweat pants and a PPD tshirt, and his pants are hanging down under the weight of his pistol- just, fully viewable for all the world.

    you bastard, if i did that i'd be searched. :(

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    Jesus fucking christ.

    also this is why I fucking hate Kotaku. They now have Kotaku Core to filter out this shit which shouldn't be there in the first place.

    If their parent company wants to talk about weeaboo shit so much then just make a damn weeaboo site.

    Huh?

    Kotaku has always been a weeaboo site.

    No Kotaku is a gaming blog.

    90% of this weeaboo stuff like the "girl in Akihabarra who shows her panties" and other shit like that all comes from 1 editor

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote:
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    Jesus fucking christ.

    also this is why I fucking hate Kotaku. They now have Kotaku Core to filter out this shit which shouldn't be there in the first place.

    If their parent company wants to talk about weeaboo shit so much then just make a damn weeaboo site.

    Huh?

    Kotaku has always been a weeaboo site.

    No Kotaku is a gaming blog.

    90% of this weeaboo stuff like the "girl in Akihabarra who shows her panties" and other shit like that all comes from 1 editor

    Okay, so maybe weeaboo is inaccurate, but as far as gaming blogs go they trend toward the dumbest shit you could write about. All of the editors. The entire staff sucks.

    In fact, I used to write for eToychest and we lost one of our writers to Kotaku and even he started writing crapola. I thought he was a decent writer when he was with us.

    I think it's "corporate policy" over at Kotaku to write about dumb shit.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Drez wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Cinders wrote:
    http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

    My god, this weeaboo's rant just keeps going.

    Jesus fucking christ.

    also this is why I fucking hate Kotaku. They now have Kotaku Core to filter out this shit which shouldn't be there in the first place.

    If their parent company wants to talk about weeaboo shit so much then just make a damn weeaboo site.

    Huh?

    Kotaku has always been a weeaboo site.

    No Kotaku is a gaming blog.

    90% of this weeaboo stuff like the "girl in Akihabarra who shows her panties" and other shit like that all comes from 1 editor

    Okay, so maybe weeaboo is inaccurate, but as far as gaming blogs go they trend toward the dumbest shit you could write about. All of the editors. The entire staff sucks.

    In fact, I used to write for eToychest and we lost one of our writers to Kotaku and even he started writing crapola. I thought he was a decent writer when he was with us.

    I think it's "corporate policy" over at Kotaku to write about dumb shit.

    oh yeah i assume they have some kind of quota and just write whatever

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Lucid wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    A friend of mine posted this on her facebook twice now and no one has replied. And she's got like 300 people on her contact list. "Pay it forward 2012. I promise to make something handmade for the first five people who comment. They must in turn post this and make something for the first five people who post comments in their status. *The rules are it has to be made by you and they must receive it before 2012 ends- it can be something as simple as making a friend a cup of coffee"

    Does it count as hand made if I just put some instant coffee in hot water?
    At this point she'd probably be happy to even get a cup of instant coffee from one of her friends (I'm not a proper friend at all). She's kinda naive about a lot of stuff, so I consider this a learning experience for her.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    The solution is to install noscript and have it block all of the Gawker sites by default. That way if you ever go to one by accident, this is all you see:

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    I sometimes open Kotaku at work because I desperately need entertainment and I don't feel comfortable browsing PA (besides: this place is small and has a lot of useless posts I don't want to read). What other site would you guys recommend? So far Kotaku hasn't amused me yet.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    I skimmed it.

    Sounds like he just needs to move out of Japan. :P

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    There is a firefox plugin that replaces content from the Daily Mail with a picture of a soothing cup of tea and a randomly selected kitten picture.

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    I skimmed it.

    Sounds like he just needs to move out of Japan. :P

    Sounds like he is just an entitled douche who won't be happy anywhere he lives ever. I bet he would complain about the crickets and bird being too loud if he lived in a cabin the woods.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Oh god new Van Halen

    terrible is being to nice to it

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Gun owners, what does the 'lock' part of the phrase 'lock and load' mean? I'd think loading a weapon would be step one so ... load and lock?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Oh god new Van Halen

    terrible is being to nice to it

    Nerf Herder knew this 15 years ago.

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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Gun owners, what does the 'lock' part of the phrase 'lock and load' mean? I'd think loading a weapon would be step one so ... load and lock?

    It means locking the slide or bolt back. So you can load it and release the slide or bolt to chamber a round.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Gun owners, what does the 'lock' part of the phrase 'lock and load' mean? I'd think loading a weapon would be step one so ... load and lock?

    I'm guessing, but it probably has to do with how the action 'locks' open so that when you insert a new magazine, you just release the action and it's ready to roll.

    This is for semi-auto and automatic weapons only.

  • FrosteeyFrosteey Hmmmmm Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    Nova_C wrote:
    I skimmed it.

    Sounds like he just needs to move out of Japan. :P

    Sounds like he is just an entitled douche who won't be happy anywhere he lives ever. I bet he would complain about the crickets and bird being too loud if he lived in a cabin the woods.

    Crickets are always a valid thing to complain about : (

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Man what He just doesnt quit

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    and now

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  • thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User
    edited January 2012
    Nova_C wrote:
    emnmnme wrote:
    Gun owners, what does the 'lock' part of the phrase 'lock and load' mean? I'd think loading a weapon would be step one so ... load and lock?

    I'm guessing, but it probably has to do with how the action 'locks' open so that when you insert a new magazine, you just release the action and it's ready to roll.

    This is for semi-auto and automatic weapons only.

    This is correct. Alternatively you could interpret it as locking a magazine into the magazine well, and then pulling the bolt back to load the first round.

    e: the result is the same. I would usually do the latter since it involves one less step.

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  • thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User
    Organichu wrote:
    i just saw an obvious off-duty cop with the most obvious exposed gun ever. he almost looked like he was open carrying, just by inattention. he's wearing sweat pants and a PPD tshirt, and his pants are hanging down under the weight of his pistol- just, fully viewable for all the world.

    you bastard, if i did that i'd be searched. :(

    Lesson: Buy a PPD shirt.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    So BioWare is making C&C: Generals 2 using the Frostbyte 2 engine.

    That's quite a mix. RPG maker developing an RTS game using a FPS engine. :)

  • FrosteeyFrosteey Hmmmmm Registered User regular
    is it safe to change avatars now?

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    So BioWare is making C&C: Generals 2 using the Frostbyte 2 engine.

    That's quite a mix. RPG maker developing an RTS game using a FPS engine. :)

    No its some other company its not Bioware Edmonton or Austin.

    EA is just throwing the Bioware name around now the CnC studio is like Bioware #5

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