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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Why do the girls have to dye their hair to evade detection but Jason Bourne doesn't.

    Because men dying their hair is gay and they should feel gay. Like hot sweaty manpecs gay

    All the better reason for Jason Bourne to do it then.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    When the Borders downtown was still open, they closed the women's bathroom so I had to sneak into the men's restroom.

    Holy graffiti, Batman.

    I want to just go around and take photos of bathroom graffiti. Sometimes, people write some really good shit on those walls.

    Fun fact: Ever since man built walls, people wrote the same kind of stuff.

    Graffiti from Pompei

    there's some funny ones there.

    If I go gay, I am going to plaster this all over town
    Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Why do the girls have to dye their hair to evade detection but Jason Bourne doesn't.

    Because men dying their hair is gay and they should feel gay. Like hot sweaty manpecs gay

    That sounds like something Bourne should totally do then. And just rub his body against Ryan Gosling's afterwards.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    When the Borders downtown was still open, they closed the women's bathroom so I had to sneak into the men's restroom.

    Holy graffiti, Batman.

    I want to just go around and take photos of bathroom graffiti. Sometimes, people write some really good shit on those walls.

    Fun fact: Ever since man built walls, people wrote the same kind of stuff.

    Graffiti from Pompei

    there's some funny ones there.

    If I go gay, I am going to plaster this all over town
    Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

    already taken care of

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

    Awww.

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    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    All the graffiti at Walmart is just lame gang shit and some ss nazi shit I changed into kites

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Where is @Eddy We want to play some borderlands and it won't be the same without his constant gun thievery.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

    I love humanity

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I keep forgetting to bring my permanent marker with me so I can write on the bathroom walls when I go in there.

    Nice things, not mean things. Though one time I used my crappy ballpoint pen to write "Sex is Not the Enemy". So I guess that's good?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Someone put

    Fuck
    Walmart

    Once so I edited it to

    Fuck I love
    Walmart

    Because imma troll like that

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    When the Borders downtown was still open, they closed the women's bathroom so I had to sneak into the men's restroom.

    Holy graffiti, Batman.

    I want to just go around and take photos of bathroom graffiti. Sometimes, people write some really good shit on those walls.

    Fun fact: Ever since man built walls, people wrote the same kind of stuff.

    Graffiti from Pompei

    there's some funny ones there.

    If I go gay, I am going to plaster this all over town
    Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

    already taken care of

    Dammit. I really wanted a girl. Alright, nothing to do but go gay.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Someone put

    Fuck
    Walmart

    Once so I edited it to

    Fuck I love
    Walmart

    Because imma troll like that

    Hmm, that's a nice idea, turn stupid, hateful graffiti to nice, positive graffiti.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote:
    (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

    I love humanity

    something about that is really wonderful

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote:
    I am halfway through re-reading Poe's short stories, Jacob. Marie Roget is next.

    :^:

    Poe and Doyle, along with maybe Lovecraft, are probably my favorite exponents of gothic pulp but I keep meaning to find more sometime. I wonder if there's a way to get hold of good stories in that vein by lesser-known authors. I've read some Guy de Maupassant I liked, and I keep meaning to read more of Robert Bloch, but I know there's a whole world of people like that who have been largely forgotten.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    All the public restrooms I've been to have pristine walls.

    You people are all pigs up there.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I rubbed my ballsack on something in this stall. Can you guess what?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Sparvy wrote:
    (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

    I love humanity

    something about that is really wonderful

    it's the fact that we can relate to our ancestors so well, so simply, through graffiti.

    Like i said, ever since Men built walls, men wrote crude graffiti on walls, the same graffiti we write to this day on walls.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    I rubbed my ballsack on something in this stall. Can you guess what?

    A puppy.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I would literally STAB A HOBO to have my own place I swear to God

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    All the public restrooms I've been to have pristine walls.

    You people are all pigs up there.

    I find something oddly beautiful about graffiti on bathroom walls that have some substance. Like how I find twitter beautiful.

    But I am a strange person.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    I rubbed my ballsack on something in this stall. Can you guess what?

    Another ballsack.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I am continually amused by how the Domino's Pizza website segregates toppings into "MEAT" and "UNMEAT"

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I would literally STAB A HOBO to have my own place I swear to God

    I don't know that stabbing a hobo would get you any closer to your goal... unless you want your own place to be a prison cell.

    And even then you are likely to have a roommate.

    MyDcmbr on
    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    All the public restrooms I've been to have pristine walls.

    You people are all pigs up there.

    you need to go to dive-ier bars

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I would literally STAB A HOBO to have my own place I swear to God

    Hobos are typically without a place so your stabbing would do no good

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Hey folks

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    back when they charged 10c to use a Toronto bathroom, my brother told me he saw this:

    here i sit, broken hearted
    paid a dime and only farted
    i think next time i'll take a chance
    save my dime and shit my pants

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I would literally STAB A HOBO to have my own place I swear to God

    I don't .. I don't think hobos are going to have the keys to a place if that's the problem you're looking to solve.

    desc on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I looove Jason Bourne.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I would literally STAB A HOBO to have my own place I swear to God

    I don't .. I don't think hobos are going to have the keys to a place if that's the problem you're looking to solve.

    Well no the idea is my rich benefactor really hates hobos so he gives me an apartment in exchange for the still beating heart of a panhandler

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Jesus, guys

    a millionaire might come by and be all "young lady, stab a hobo for my amusement"

    I mean, duh

    THANK YOU!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Jesus, guys

    a millionaire might come by and be all "young lady, stab a hobo for my amusement"

    I mean, duh

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    I looove Jason Bourne.

    As do all good-hearted folk.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Got to say, Star Trek Online is kinda fun so far. The ground missions with your away team are so-so and feel like some cheap Mass Effect ripoff, but the space combat is pretty solid.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    I looove Jason Bourne.

    Does someone want some fanart of him and Ryan Gosling rubbing their naked, oily bodies together?

    I SWEAR I'LL DO IT

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Shooter mode on STO is really fun.

    I enjoy the PEWPEW!

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I would literally STAB A HOBO to have my own place I swear to God

    I don't .. I don't think hobos are going to have the keys to a place if that's the problem you're looking to solve.

    Well no the idea is my rich benefactor really hates hobos so he gives me an apartment in exchange for the still beating heart of a panhandler

    Ahhh. So if you go on a murder spree you could have a string of apartments from Canada to Dubai.

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Echo wrote:
    Got to say, Star Trek Online is kinda fun so far. The ground missions with your away team are so-so and feel like some cheap Mass Effect ripoff, but the space combat is pretty solid.

    Wait, isn't it going f2p in two days?

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