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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    Bacon, I know that feeling, I haven't got a single person to talk about Homestuck with offline.

    Also what on earth is Cucumber Quest? I'm intrigued.


    EDIT: This isn't at all what I pictured from the name.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I'm too old and crumbly for Cucumber Quest, whenever I look at it I enjoy it for a second and then something grouchy in me just wants it to be finished already. Yeahhh the Nightmare Knight has been released, yeaaahhh Cucumber doesn't want to go on this adventure, yeaaahhhhh, well, me neither.

    Why are these stories never about the cool secondary characters? It should just be Cucumber's sister, her sneaky dad and a couplea rocket launchers. Lets wrap this thing up in one chapter!

    So, hey, thank you for your time thread.

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Flay wrote:
    Bacon, I know that feeling, I haven't got a single person to talk about Homestuck with offline.

    Also what on earth is Cucumber Quest? I'm intrigued.


    EDIT: This isn't at all what I pictured from the name.

    Short description: Cucumber Quest is wonderful. (Ignore E_S and his less than wonderful dumb opinion.)

    Also yeah I've tried telling people about it before and they assume the title is innuendo. The title is not innuendo, for anyone who is hesitant about checking it out. It's one of the more innocent and cute comics on the internets, in fact.

    @Kochi: I'm not going to gush over QC (or try to recommend it to anyone), though I'm ashamed to admit I still read it just out of habit more than anything...I started reading it back when there was like, 3 webcomics on the internet and I took what I could get. I'd almost certainly stop reading it if it ever went to a less reliable schedule, though.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    It is pretty less than wonderful. I consider it a problem.

  • melting_dollmelting_doll Registered User regular
    Why are these stories never about the cool secondary characters? It should just be Cucumber's sister, her sneaky dad and a couplea rocket launchers. Lets wrap this thing up in one chapter!

    Almond is in it just as much as Cucumber. And suggesting that it should just be an action packed plotless heap of crap that's over in 20 pages is a pretty asinine idea. It's a webcomic! The story is already written at a pretty good pace and the art is just so adorable. If it were in tangible form you'd be able to read the whole series so far within 15 minutes.


    EDIT: In other news, it would be nice to take a hot shower once in a while. My landlord seems to think that one water heater in a house of 6 tenants (2 full apartments) is enough. I used to think it was just because the people downstairs all showered in the morning, but even if I wait until 1pm there is no hot water. SO MUCH RAGE

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    You know what webcomic I do recommend??

    http://judecca.co.uk/ though it's a bit nsfw, the art is fucking beautiful.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Ooo, that looks really good Kochikens. Thanks.

  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
    Helvetica is another comic like Cucumber Quest with the most wonderful colors and expressions.

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Helvetica is so bloody great omg. Oh, also, http://www.lutherlevy.com/ NSFW http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/ and http://obsidiuscomic.com/ are fantastic too. http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic+index is also goodstuff. Oh, and http://www.meekcomic.com/ tasteful nsfw of course but who hasn't seen it

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    My boss sucks...

    He makes branding guides... or rather... uses the advertising agency's branding guide book, changes some things around, calls it his own, then breaks all the guides when he's designing.

    Also, he is clueless when making things for the post. It's fine if you don't know postal guidelines, but if you don't know ask! Non standard postal pieces have a surcharge of 11 cents. When you're sending out 125,000, those 11 cents add up.

    Why is he my boss?

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  • brokecrackerbrokecracker Registered User regular
    Dude...Follow those postal guidelines. Those fellows (and Fellettes) are a grumpy bunch even if everything is perfect.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    I know those guidelines by heart. My idiot boss, however, keeps messing up. I'm running out of nice ways of telling him.

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  • melting_dollmelting_doll Registered User regular
    You have a charming smile, MT. Just remember that and say whatever you want to him. If he's really that dumb he'll think you're complimenting him!

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  • brokecrackerbrokecracker Registered User regular
    Print him out a sheet of rules and go through it when he misses one. Then, as a present, give him a laminated version of said sheet with big words on the top "DOUBLE CHECK STUPID!"

    We had a hotshot agency give us artwork for a mailing and left no room on the mailing side for the indicia. I had to end up redesigning the back half of the card to make it work.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    So i guess i'm taking an art class this semester.

    we'll see how this goes, though it has to be better than the last one I took here with that nutty teacher who "fixed" drawings herself, came back and complained about what she "fixed"

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    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.
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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    Now that I guess this is out there I can say I worked on it.
    http://kotaku.com/5876893/katy-perry-is-now-making-video-games/gallery/1

    Redesigned her outfits for ingame as well as a the props and the other costumes in those screenshots. I got paid to paint Katy Perry so that was awesome.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    We are proud of you, Wak!

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    NEATOOO

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    That's fuggin cool Wak, you are/were the perfect candidate.

  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    How long has "Shit ________ Say" been a thing? This has to be the fastest I've gotten sick of a meme.

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  • MaydayMayday used cars salesgoblin Registered User regular
    DMAC wrote:
    How long has "Shit ________ Say" been a thing? This has to be the fastest I've gotten sick of a meme.

    Shit DMACs say

    EDIT: suddenly I feel like I'm gonna get infracted for this post

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    Woo! My company's first game release (Reckoning) is currently the top seller on Steam! And Gabe tweeted about the demo and liked it!

    /shameless plug

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    And ND, waking headaches could be dehydration or allergies! I've been getting mad migraines in my room due to the walls of my room being lined with dust apparently. But sometimes they go away if I move around a bit - 90% of the time they only come about when I wake up.

    I could see the dehydration thing being the case sometimes, too...I'm horrible at keeping hydrated for some reason...I think I'd just rather eat? :P
    wakkawa wrote:
    Now that I guess this is out there I can say I worked on it.
    http://kotaku.com/5876893/katy-perry-is-now-making-video-games/gallery/1

    Redesigned her outfits for ingame as well as a the props and the other costumes in those screenshots. I got paid to paint Katy Perry so that was awesome.

    That's awesome, that sounds like it was totally up your alley! *vidyagame high five*

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    all hail the twenty-third aniversary of my birth

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  • SiegfriedSiegfried Registered User regular
    Kneel before Spex!

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    My fav is when I can get my kiss on with other dudes.
  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    DMAC wrote:
    How long has "Shit ________ Say" been a thing? This has to be the fastest I've gotten sick of a meme.

  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mildly amusing.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    A meme chink in the meme armor! Someone quick, finish him off with an arrow to the... to the um, wait, hold on it'll come to me

    Oh also HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPEX BLARGHSLKJD

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.
    Spoiler:
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Oh shit, wikipedia SOPA blackout. Can I go a single day without looking like an idiot without it at my disposal?*

    *
    Spoiler:

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  • The_Glad_HatterThe_Glad_Hatter Registered User regular
    Oh shit, wikipedia SOPA blackout.

    International versions are still up. How's your spanglish?

    edit: the google cached versions are also still accessible.

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  • MaydayMayday used cars salesgoblin Registered User regular
    Yeah, ask me anything. I hold all the wiki powers now!

    And happy birthday Spexoland! You're still young and naive so cherish that!

  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    Oh shit, wikipedia SOPA blackout. Can I go a single day without looking like an idiot without it at my disposal?*
    I... I can't answer that without wikipedia at my disposal.

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  • squidbunnysquidbunny Registered User regular
    Happy birthday, Spex!

    (I wish Facebook had gone dark, not only to lend weight to the protest but mostly because I want to see everyone who's so ludicrously obsessed with goddamn Facebook squirm)

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  • SiegfriedSiegfried Registered User regular
    squidbunny wrote:
    Happy birthday, Spex!

    (I wish Facebook had gone dark, not only to lend weight to the protest but mostly because I want to see everyone who's so ludicrously obsessed with goddamn Facebook squirm)
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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    hahaha I thought that too, squid.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    I just got a file from our advertising agency in which they made a 32 page booklet in separate Illustrator files. Who does that?

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    I just got a file from our advertising agency in which they made a 32 page booklet in separate Illustrator files. Who does that?

    Idiots.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    The CD had two files, the original Illusrator, and a PDF. I was expecting that since one of the files was a print ready PDF, the illustrator would be fully editable, but every single spread had outlined text. Also, all crop marks were made INSIDE illustrator.

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    People need to learn that Illustrator is for illustration. It's not a layout program. Anything longer that a single-page document should be made with InDesign. Making multiple page layouts inside of Illustrator is not efficient.

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