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[Primary] Threads, Romney Unstoppable? Newton's Law disagrees!

PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas JeffersonRegistered User regular
edited January 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
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We are one daytwo days away from the Iowa caucusesSouth Carolina primary, the firstthird event in the Presidential nominee selection process. Romney and his inevitability crash forward like a Juggernaut that pretended to win Iowa and won New Hampshire.

The Candidates
Romney
Mitt "Mittens" Romney
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Bio: Mormon, former Gov of Massachusetts
Strength: its his turn, front runner, "electable", inevitable victory, "won" Iowa, won NH
Weaknesses: Mormon, former Gov of Massachusetts land of gays and universal healthcare, lack of charisma, unpopular with the base


The Not Romneys Each had a turn as front runner, can they do it again?
Newt Gingrich
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Bio: Former Speaker of the House, book tourer
Strengths: Conservative, Not-Romney, old white guy from the South, Mad-as-Hell, Newt-mentum
Weaknesses: Hasn't held office for over a decade, really old, leaves wives because she got cancer and/or MS, dickishness seeps through

Ron Paul
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Bio: Perpetual candidate for President, Representative from Texas
Strength: Legion of fanatical supporters, unique viewpoint
Weakness: Views that both Democrats and Republicans find insane, desire to descend into anarchy, really old, racist or racist adjacent

Rick Santorum
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Bio: Former Senator from Pennsylvania
Strength: Evangelicalmight-as-well-be-Evangelical-brand-of-Catholic Hard Right Conservative, won Iowa
Weakness: Lack of charisma, name means an unpleasant byproduct of anal sex

The Dark Horse
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Bio: Truthy Pundit
Strengths: Higher approval rating than any other candidate, big PAC money, big soapbox, South Carolina is home state
Weakness: Not actually running, supporters must make Mark of Cain on ballot which SC GOPers see as one of their biggest problems

The Fallen
Rick Perry
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Bio: Gov of Texas
Strength: Gov of Texas, conservative and evangelical, fundraising
Weakness: Actual abilities, memory, campaigning

Michele Bachmann
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Bio: Representative from Minn
Strength: Evangelical Hard Right Conservative
Weakness: Crazy eyes match crazy, completely lost on any substantive question, not Sarah Palin

Jon Huntsman
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Bio: Former Gov of Utah, Former Ambassador to China
Strength: semi-Moderate and not Romney
Weakness: Mormon, semi-moderate, worked for ObamaHitler

RIP PawPaw, 999


The Calendar
January 21, 2012 South Carolina (primary)
January 31, 2012 Florida (primary)
February 4, 2012 Nevada (caucus)
February 4–11, 2012 Maine (caucus)

February 7, 2012
Colorado (caucus)
Minnesota (caucus)

February 28, 2012
Arizona (primary)
Michigan (primary)

March 3, 2012 Washington (caucus)

March 6, 2012
(Super Tuesday) Alaska (caucus)
Georgia (primary)
Idaho (caucus)
Massachusetts (primary)
North Dakota (caucus)
Ohio (primary)
Oklahoma (primary)
Tennessee (primary)
Vermont (primary)
Virginia (primary)

The Polls:

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    When is the next debate?

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Someone in the last thread said tonight?

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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    I think there's one on CNN tonight

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Excited to see if the crowd can ramp up the inappropriate cheers and boos for this debate.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    skyknytskyknyt Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I believe in Newtmentum!

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    PALIN: I call them dumbarses. They, thinking that by trotting out this old Gingrich divorce interview that’s old news — and it does feature a disgruntled ex, claiming that it would destroy his campaign — all it does, Sean, is incentive conservatives and independents who are so sick of the politics of personal destruction, because it’s played so selectively by media, that their target, in this case Newt, he’s now going to soar even more. Because we know the game now, and we just won’t put up with it.

    So, good call media! Way to go to covertly hype this, even Gingrich opponents, for being so brilliant they sure are dumb.
    The fucking conservatives perfected that kind of politics.

    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/romney-snaps-at-questioner-americas-right-and-youre-wrong.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

    http://bcove.me/m0oztzo2
    Man, America has never been united between rich and poor. Also, I hate that disagreeing with the status quo means you should go to fucking China. Pretending to be all together and singing kumbaya just distracts people from fighting out the issues in a respectful manner.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    more like

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    versus
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    versus
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    versus
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Pants:

    Santorum has charisma.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Wait - they changed Iowa to Santorum now?

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Wait - they changed Iowa to Santorum now?

    Well, it's totally a tie if you factor in that he only won it by 4x the amount Romney had been declared the winner by!

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    Z0reZ0re Registered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Wait - they changed Iowa to Santorum now?

    No, they recounted and he is up 30 votes but they "lost" eight entire districts of votes so they aren't calling it for anyone.

    Romney calls it a tie now.

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    SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Z0re wrote:
    Honk wrote:
    Wait - they changed Iowa to Santorum now?

    No, they recounted and he is up 30 votes but they "lost" eight entire districts of votes so they aren't calling it for anyone.

    Romney calls it a tie now.

    Look, man, don't get bogged down by outdated ideas like "winning" or "losing." That was, like, so two weeks ago.

    Since then, we've realized that elections aren't about winning or losing. They're about America.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    newtmentum: like a snowball rolling down a hill

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    SammyF wrote:
    Since then, we've realized that elections aren't about winning or losing. They're about Romney winning.

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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote:
    PALIN: I call them dumbarses. They, thinking that by trotting out this old Gingrich divorce interview that’s old news — and it does feature a disgruntled ex, claiming that it would destroy his campaign — all it does, Sean, is incentive conservatives and independents who are so sick of the politics of personal destruction, because it’s played so selectively by media, that their target, in this case Newt, he’s now going to soar even more. Because we know the game now, and we just won’t put up with it.

    So, good call media! Way to go to covertly hype this, even Gingrich opponents, for being so brilliant they sure are dumb.
    The fucking conservatives perfected that kind of politics.

    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/romney-snaps-at-questioner-americas-right-and-youre-wrong.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

    http://bcove.me/m0oztzo2
    Man, America has never been united between rich and poor. Also, I hate that disagreeing with the status quo means you should go to fucking China. Pretending to be all together and singing kumbaya just distracts people from fighting out the issues in a respectful manner.

    Ok, humor me, I'm not able to actually play the video file at work. What the fuck did he get asked?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Herman Cain has endorsed "we the people."

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    mindspork wrote:
    Couscous wrote:
    PALIN: I call them dumbarses. They, thinking that by trotting out this old Gingrich divorce interview that’s old news — and it does feature a disgruntled ex, claiming that it would destroy his campaign — all it does, Sean, is incentive conservatives and independents who are so sick of the politics of personal destruction, because it’s played so selectively by media, that their target, in this case Newt, he’s now going to soar even more. Because we know the game now, and we just won’t put up with it.

    So, good call media! Way to go to covertly hype this, even Gingrich opponents, for being so brilliant they sure are dumb.
    The fucking conservatives perfected that kind of politics.

    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/romney-snaps-at-questioner-americas-right-and-youre-wrong.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

    http://bcove.me/m0oztzo2
    Man, America has never been united between rich and poor. Also, I hate that disagreeing with the status quo means you should go to fucking China. Pretending to be all together and singing kumbaya just distracts people from fighting out the issues in a respectful manner.

    Ok, humor me, I'm not able to actually play the video file at work. What the fuck did he get asked?
    What was he going to do to support the 99 percent?

    The obvious answer is to say that his policies will certainly help the 99 percent. The Republican answer is to question the person's patriotism.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Think this was in the last thread but...
    Gingrich Tied With Romney in South Carolina Forecast
    By NATE SILVER
    The question I posed yesterday — does Newt Gingrich have momentum in South Carolina? — now appears to have an unambiguous answer. Yes, Mr. Gingrich does have momentum — and a lot of it.
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    MillMill Registered User regular
    I despise Newt, I also despise the current GOP. Just going to throw that out there before commenting on what the potential impact will be from the interview with his ex-wife before anyone can get the wrong idea.

    I suspect it's not going to amount to much. If him being on wife number three didn't sink his chances of getting the nomination, then nothing she can will, this is assuming she doesn't have access to damning evidence that isn't available to public yet. Newt can pretty much say that she is being spiteful because their marriage didn't end well and the reality of the matter is most sane people are forced to concede that this is a he said she said thing. Again that's assuming she doesn't present new damning evidence against his character that can't be written off as hearsay and I kind of doubt she will.

    Now I find her timing suspicious. If she was interested in this country's welfare she would have stepped forward with this interview when he first entered the race. If this were solely a ploy to get attention, she would have done such an interview when he rose in polls before Iowa. I hate to resort to conspiracy theories but I'm wondering if the Romney camp or even the establishment has a hand in this. Newt is catching to Mitt the Ripper in a race that is suppose to seal the deal for the nomination and that can't happen if Mitt is the anointed one.

    Personally, I want to see either Newt or Santorum win the nomination so that when the GOP crashes and burns in November, they can't write it off as "we weren't conservative enough," and have to finally come to terms with the fact that they have alienated too many people with their shitty ideals. Sure if Mitt the Ripper gets the nomination, it will still happen but that means were forced to wait for mortality to eat away at their older base, which is going to take time and increases the likelihood that they make gains in an off year election, resulting in them having an easier time continuing to screw up the country.

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote:
    Herman Cain has endorsed "we the people."

    So, he really was just trolling the GOP?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Mill wrote:
    I despise Newt, I also despise the current GOP. Just going to throw that out there before commenting on what the potential impact will be from the interview with his ex-wife before anyone can get the wrong idea.

    I suspect it's not going to amount to much. If him being on wife number three didn't sink his chances of getting the nomination, then nothing she can will, this is assuming she doesn't have access to damning evidence that isn't available to public yet. Newt can pretty much say that she is being spiteful because their marriage didn't end well and the reality of the matter is most sane people are forced to concede that this is a he said she said thing. Again that's assuming she doesn't present new damning evidence against his character that can't be written off as hearsay and I kind of doubt she will.

    Now I find her timing suspicious. If she was interested in this country's welfare she would have stepped forward with this interview when he first entered the race. If this were solely a ploy to get attention, she would have done such an interview when he rose in polls before Iowa. I hate to resort to conspiracy theories but I'm wondering if the Romney camp or even the establishment has a hand in this. Newt is catching to Mitt the Ripper in a race that is suppose to seal the deal for the nomination and that can't happen if Mitt is the anointed one.

    Personally, I want to see either Newt or Santorum win the nomination so that when the GOP crashes and burns in November, they can't write it off as "we weren't conservative enough," and have to finally come to terms with the fact that they have alienated too many people with their shitty ideals. Sure if Mitt the Ripper gets the nomination, it will still happen but that means were forced to wait for mortality to eat away at their older base, which is going to take time and increases the likelihood that they make gains in an off year election, resulting in them having an easier time continuing to screw up the country.

    It could have been that she simply didn't feel that Newt had a legitimate chance of winning previously and wanted to spare herself the inevitable response of being dragged through the mud.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Thomamelas, I suppose that's possible but in that case she would have been better off waiting till he somehow got the nomination. It would have had more of an impact on people outside the GOP base. If the debate on Monday proved anything, most of them are bigots and aren't going to give a damn about what she has to say.

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    Boring7Boring7 Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote:
    Couscous wrote:
    Herman Cain has endorsed "we the people."

    So, he really was just trolling the GOP?

    Still is, he's proudly involving himself in Colbert's SC run, because all this ever was was about attention for Herman Cain and obeying the Koch's in getting his "regressive taxes are good!" message out there until the money ran out.

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    Boring7Boring7 Registered User regular
    Mill wrote:
    Thomamelas, I suppose that's possible but in that case she would have been better off waiting till he somehow got the nomination. It would have had more of an impact on people outside the GOP base. If the debate on Monday proved anything, most of them are bigots and aren't going to give a damn about what she has to say.

    She's likely still a Republican, so if she is politically-minded at all she wants him to stop hurting the GOP in the primary.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Mill wrote:
    Thomamelas, I suppose that's possible but in that case she would have been better off waiting till he somehow got the nomination. It would have had more of an impact on people outside the GOP base. If the debate on Monday proved anything, most of them are bigots and aren't going to give a damn about what she has to say.

    Because while she doesn't like her ex-husband, she is a Republican.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Well I'd say.

    This primary is getting better and better!

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote:
    Think this was in the last thread but...
    Gingrich Tied With Romney in South Carolina Forecast
    By NATE SILVER
    The question I posed yesterday — does Newt Gingrich have momentum in South Carolina? — now appears to have an unambiguous answer. Yes, Mr. Gingrich does have momentum — and a lot of it.
    fivethirtyeight-0119-SCforecast-blog480.png

    Well that is quite the leap. I have a 538 tab open from this morning that had Gingrich ~5% behind and now he is < 1% ahead.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Well I'd say.

    This primary is getting better and better!

    Yeah. I'm glad the primary is become a competition again.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Well I'd say.

    This primary is getting better and better!

    Yeah. I'm glad the primary is become a competition again.

    I seriously doubt that it will be much of a contest. Newt is still 20 points down in Florida and I doubt he'll pick up that much support if he eeks out a victory in SC.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    That video of Mittens yelling at the man for daring to question him is solid gold.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    I'm not sure that if Gingrich is able to win South Carolina by blasting a dog whistle 24/7 that he'll be able to translate that to future primary victories.

    It'll be at best a speed bump on the Mitt Romney Sound Of Inevitability Tour, with Gingrich then being able to charge more for speaking fees, book signings, and his other scamtastic income streams.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Well I'd say.

    This primary is getting better and better!

    Yeah. I'm glad the primary is become a competition again.

    I seriously doubt that it will be much of a contest. Newt is still 20 points down in Florida and I doubt he'll pick up that much support if he eeks out a victory in SC.

    Okay. That it'll drag on for a little longer before Romney is anointed.

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    BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Honk wrote:
    Well I'd say.

    This primary is getting better and better!

    Yeah. I'm glad the primary is become a competition again.

    I seriously doubt that it will be much of a contest. Newt is still 20 points down in Florida and I doubt he'll pick up that much support if he eeks out a victory in SC.

    Maybe Palin will endorse Newt in Flordia, too.

    That is obviously what tipped the scales.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote:

    Maybe Palin will endorse Newt in Flordia, too.

    That is obviously what tipped the scales.

    It baffles me why she's endorsing Newt over Santorum.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    there's a debate tonight?

    Ohsweetjesus yes.

    hehehe.

    i'm a masochist, what can I say

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    When's the debate on tonight?

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Palin probably figures that Santorum will drop out and getting Newt to quit is a lost cause.

    Romney is getting the nomination barring dead girl or live boy. This primary season is just proving how much of joke the primary process is, well at least in regards to the GOP nomination.

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    dojangodojango Registered User regular
    tonight at
    Mill wrote:
    Palin probably figures that Santorum will drop out and getting Newt to quit is a lost cause.

    Romney is getting the nomination barring dead girl or live boy. This primary season is just proving how much of joke the primary process is, well at least in regards to the GOP nomination.

    nah, the only reason why this primary season is a joke is because only joke candidates are running (and Romney). Nobody wants to be crushed by Obama in the general, and all the savvier candidates realized that last year.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Mill wrote:
    Palin probably figures that Santorum will drop out and getting Newt to quit is a lost cause.

    Romney is getting the nomination barring dead girl or live boy. This primary season is just proving how much of joke the primary process is, well at least in regards to the GOP nomination.

    The primary process has its flaws, but the Republicans aren't doing themselves any favors with horrid candidates this year.

    Was it better during the primaries when Dubya and McCain won their nominations?

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