Paula Deen is described as "the southern belle of down-home cooking". "Southern" because she is from Georgia, and "Bell" because it is an accurate description of her shape and mass.
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Seriously I've never met an Asian in Melbourne that didn't know every other Asian person in Melbourne that I know. It's almost as if there's some kind of Vietnamese...
An octopus walks into a bar and orders a drink in Scotland. In the corner of the bar is a band: a piano, guitar and bagpipes. After a while the octopus approaches the pianist and says, I can play better than you! The pianist slides over and the octopus goes to work- plays flawlessly. He then turns to the guitarist and says the same. He takes the guitar and kicks ass. Both musicians are amazed. The bagpipe player approaches him wig the bagpipe, smirks and says "give this a try"! The octopus takes the bagpipe and begins to fumble with it. After a few minutes the bagpipe player says , "So! You can't play it!". The octopus looks up and says, "What? No, after I get her pajamas off I'm going to fuck her."
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That guy is awesome and my bestest mate.
Oh, I'm sure he is a great guy
he just makes poor hair decisions
You should see his hat decisions
My hair is reaching fro territory, so I am in the same boat
Now the long conversation is even more boring second time around.
<- this guy
Soda bread? Best toasted with butter and lime marmalade.
I have done extensive research into this.
Ex-120kg-tensive.
(just kidding)
Pfft. Poor substitute for Marmite.
I'm not getting thin any time soon am I
Earlier this morning I had cinnamon porridge.
I'm so tired all the time
so tired
You're nearly there. During the next week you'll probably start to get your energy back.
I have much more energy since I gave up caffeine. But that first week or two was murderous.
No regrets at all nowadays.
Keep at it!
i am the ubermensch yeeee
me am no dumb
me am coffee boy
its making paying attention in lectures so much harder
IM USING TAVS LIFE FORCE!
also forbes insoluble dry plates
so delicious
It's all these camera phones and surveillance cameras steeling tiny bits of your soul all the time, soon we will live a world without soul
but electronic music will get better so that's a plus
oh god I can't stop laughing
Why were your parents in Vietnam?
Why wouldn't they be in Vietnam
(serious answer: holiday)
Yeah, but why Vietnam. Are y'all Vietnamese? Because my girlfriend is Vietnamese, so, if so, don't you all know each other?
...underground network.
what's that mean
i dunno. fresh? maybe not adversarial, but sarcastic, happy, blah blah.
i am having a good morning and am in the mood to argue.
Bullshit.
the fuck you just say
Because they like Vietnam? I do not know, they just went, and we are not Vietnamese, not even a little.
I used to bone a Vietnamese girl, does that count