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Shaving problems

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Janson, shave using biacitracin as shaving gel. You'll burn through an entire razor that way, but it's so fucking smooth it's not even funny.

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    God, you read the best things on Myspace questionares.
    6) Dad says "YOU FAILED?" YOU SAY
    yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist

    Tube on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    God, you read the best things on Myspace questionares.
    6) Dad says "YOU FAILED?" YOU SAY
    yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist

    Why the fuck are you readnig Myspace questionares?

    ... damn it, CT.

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    I have this one girl who did a photoshoot for me once so I thought I'd add her because she's pretty.

    Turns out she's mad. She does like seven "bulletins" a day.

    I still think "yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist" is the best burn ever

    Tube on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have this one girl who did a photoshoot for me once so I thought I'd add her because she's pretty.

    Turns out she's mad. She does like seven "bulletins" a day.

    I still think "yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist" is the best burn ever

    What does that even mean?

    TankHammer on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What is your myspace profile name thing so I can add you and we can be best buddies forever?

    Callius on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    What is your myspace profile name thing so I can add you and we can be best buddies forever?

    man do you have other forumers on there.

    because I am totally not a mixer of real world and forum world

    but you are cool

    I am torn

    Tube on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cal, do you think it's safe to use Nair on my nuts? Maybe slather some on while jerking it?

    Hunter on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    nair on your nuts burns like hell hunter, i was almost crying

    mrpaku on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Cal, do you think it's safe to use Nair on my nuts? Maybe slather some on while jerking it?

    I suggest you use a stripped pipe-cleaner to put it down your pee-pee hole. That way you make sure you have no hair in your sperm.

    Callius on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I want to do a nut mohawk or something. To spice things up.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    What is your myspace profile name thing so I can add you and we can be best buddies forever?

    man do you have other forumers on there.

    because I am totally not a mixer of real world and forum world

    but you are cool

    I am torn

    I've got uh, Scarlet, some other dude whose name escapes me and Janson.

    I think.

    I don't really use myspace much, except to talk to my family.

    Callius on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have this one girl who did a photoshoot for me once so I thought I'd add her because she's pretty.

    Turns out she's mad. She does like seven "bulletins" a day.

    I still think "yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist" is the best burn ever

    Hold on, guys. Forget the actual answer.

    There's a questionnaire going around about your father telling you that you're a failure and what you think is a good response to this scenario. What does this imply about the community that generates such things?

    Defender on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that they are failures?

    mrpaku on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guys guys I just bough the gilette fusion razor with FIVE BLADES AND A BATTERY

    holy crap it really is the closest shave ever it's so smooth

    like $16 but worth every penny goddamit

    Brolo on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Hold on, guys. Forget the actual answer.

    There's a questionnaire going around about your father telling you that you're a failure and what you think is a good response to this scenario. What does this imply about the community that generates such things?
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    Callius on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    I have tried every tip and trick in the book and still get razor burn

    of course the underwear tends to aggravate the skin there anyway

    This did not the get proper SE++ attention that it deserves. Perhaps it's a language barrier, so I'll translate from woman speak into SE++ speak...

    Jansen shaves her vagina. It's itchy.

    Now... what do you have to say to that?

    misbehavin on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    This did not the get proper SE++ attention that it deserves. Perhaps it's a language barrier, so I'll translate from woman speak into SE++ speak...

    Jansen shaves her vagina. It's itchy.

    Now... what do you have to say to that?
    Shut the fuck up.

    Callius on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OMG SHES A GIRL

    ok

    sweet

    cool

    Homeless on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    This did not the get proper SE++ attention that it deserves. Perhaps it's a language barrier, so I'll translate from woman speak into SE++ speak...

    Jansen shaves her vagina. It's itchy.

    Now... what do you have to say to that?
    Shut the fuck up.

    Ok.

    misbehavin on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    I have tried every tip and trick in the book and still get razor burn

    of course the underwear tends to aggravate the skin there anyway
    if underwear is aggravating the area, i'm pretty sure you know the solution.

    mcp on
  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    This did not the get proper SE++ attention that it deserves. Perhaps it's a language barrier, so I'll translate from woman speak into SE++ speak...

    Jansen shaves her vagina. It's itchy.

    Now... what do you have to say to that?
    Shut the fuck up.

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    Jennifer on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Problem with razor-shaving is you pretty much have to commit to that shit every day or every other day at least.

    Because stubble = no.

    I don't recommend it, boy or girl. The beard trimmer set on "1" or "2" works pretty well though. You just want to knock the tree-line down a bit.

    jwalk on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    (and yes, clean it well before you then drag it over your face...)

    jwalk on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I have tried every tip and trick in the book and still get razor burn

    of course the underwear tends to aggravate the skin there anyway
    if underwear is aggravating the area, i'm pretty sure you know the solution.

    I've already addressed this situation.
    Let's move on to suggesting that she go commando in skirts to reduce friction. I'd do it if I were a girl and/or a Scotsman.

    TankHammer on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.

    IpseDixit on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.

    Holy shit, take testosterone man!

    TankHammer on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I have tried every tip and trick in the book and still get razor burn

    of course the underwear tends to aggravate the skin there anyway
    if underwear is aggravating the area, i'm pretty sure you know the solution.

    I've already addressed this situation.
    Let's move on to suggesting that she go commando in skirts to reduce friction. I'd do it if I were a girl and/or a Scotsman.
    oh, i didn't see your post on the subject.

    yeah, if i was a chick, it would be skirts and no undies all day every day. well... most everyday. i mean, having the red red kroovy dribble down my leg wouldn't be cool. nor would having a little string flapping in the wind. so, measures would have to be taken during that time of the month.

    mcp on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.

    Holy shit, take testosterone man!

    I know! But I mean they don't just sell testosterone at the grocery store.

    IpseDixit on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.

    Holy shit, take testosterone man!

    I know! But I mean they don't just sell testosterone at the grocery store.

    If it has a pharmacy they probably do. You just can't have any.

    misbehavin on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Try the locker room of your local university all the jocks take that stuff by the truckloads.

    jwalk on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yes they do it's called beef eat more of it

    Weaver on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I eat tons of meat. Shit I hardly eat anything else. Pretty much every meal I eat (besides breakfast) has at least a little meat in it.

    And I attend UCSC, no real sports program here.

    IpseDixit on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There is this dude at my college that is SO FUCKING HUGE that his arms will not bend beyond about 80 degrees at the elbow joint. I am absolutely not kidding.

    He is the size of a small van. His chest is so huge, it's like a Playboy Bunnies implants, and his leg is the size of me (and I am now slouch... 6'2" 220).

    He is also COVERED in acne. Like, from head to toe.

    I heard from a friend that he is a linebacker on the football team.

    I am glad I don't play D1 football.

    Anyway, my point: I bet HE has some testosterone for you. And HGH. And a whole truckload of other stuff that is great for your physique and gonna destroy your heart.

    misbehavin on
  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh shit guys, my face is growing hair!
    What do I do?

    ElectricBoogaloo on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    To clarify, I'm sure the large refrigerator-shaped fellow misbehavin mentioned is taking 'roids'.

    TankHammer on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    To clarify, I'm sure the large refrigerator-shaped fellow misbehavin mentioned is taking 'roids'.

    Amongst many, many other things, I'm sure.

    misbehavin on
  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I just have to reiterate what somebody said in the very first post of this thread:

    grow it out and join ZZ Top.

    best solution ever.

    Xenocide Geek on
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