I have this one girl who did a photoshoot for me once so I thought I'd add her because she's pretty.
Turns out she's mad. She does like seven "bulletins" a day.
I still think "yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist" is the best burn ever
Hold on, guys. Forget the actual answer.
There's a questionnaire going around about your father telling you that you're a failure and what you think is a good response to this scenario. What does this imply about the community that generates such things?
There's a questionnaire going around about your father telling you that you're a failure and what you think is a good response to this scenario. What does this imply about the community that generates such things?
I have tried every tip and trick in the book and still get razor burn
of course the underwear tends to aggravate the skin there anyway
if underwear is aggravating the area, i'm pretty sure you know the solution.
I've already addressed this situation.
Let's move on to suggesting that she go commando in skirts to reduce friction. I'd do it if I were a girl and/or a Scotsman.
IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.
Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.
I have tried every tip and trick in the book and still get razor burn
of course the underwear tends to aggravate the skin there anyway
if underwear is aggravating the area, i'm pretty sure you know the solution.
I've already addressed this situation.
Let's move on to suggesting that she go commando in skirts to reduce friction. I'd do it if I were a girl and/or a Scotsman.
oh, i didn't see your post on the subject.
yeah, if i was a chick, it would be skirts and no undies all day every day. well... most everyday. i mean, having the red red kroovy dribble down my leg wouldn't be cool. nor would having a little string flapping in the wind. so, measures would have to be taken during that time of the month.
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.
Holy shit, take testosterone man!
I know! But I mean they don't just sell testosterone at the grocery store.
Yah I'm almost 23 and I can't grow anything close to a beard or mustache. I also still don't have to shave every day. I only have to shave about once every four days. A beard or mustache would be really nice because then I wouldn't look like I'm 16.
Holy shit, take testosterone man!
I know! But I mean they don't just sell testosterone at the grocery store.
If it has a pharmacy they probably do. You just can't have any.
There is this dude at my college that is SO FUCKING HUGE that his arms will not bend beyond about 80 degrees at the elbow joint. I am absolutely not kidding.
He is the size of a small van. His chest is so huge, it's like a Playboy Bunnies implants, and his leg is the size of me (and I am now slouch... 6'2" 220).
He is also COVERED in acne. Like, from head to toe.
I heard from a friend that he is a linebacker on the football team.
I am glad I don't play D1 football.
Anyway, my point: I bet HE has some testosterone for you. And HGH. And a whole truckload of other stuff that is great for your physique and gonna destroy your heart.
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Why the fuck are you readnig Myspace questionares?
... damn it, CT.
Turns out she's mad. She does like seven "bulletins" a day.
I still think "yer well you're in jamaica and a mentalist" is the best burn ever
What does that even mean?
man do you have other forumers on there.
because I am totally not a mixer of real world and forum world
but you are cool
I am torn
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I suggest you use a stripped pipe-cleaner to put it down your pee-pee hole. That way you make sure you have no hair in your sperm.
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I've got uh, Scarlet, some other dude whose name escapes me and Janson.
I think.
I don't really use myspace much, except to talk to my family.
Hold on, guys. Forget the actual answer.
There's a questionnaire going around about your father telling you that you're a failure and what you think is a good response to this scenario. What does this imply about the community that generates such things?
holy crap it really is the closest shave ever it's so smooth
like $16 but worth every penny goddamit
This did not the get proper SE++ attention that it deserves. Perhaps it's a language barrier, so I'll translate from woman speak into SE++ speak...
Jansen shaves her vagina. It's itchy.
Now... what do you have to say to that?
ok
sweet
cool
Ok.
Because stubble = no.
I don't recommend it, boy or girl. The beard trimmer set on "1" or "2" works pretty well though. You just want to knock the tree-line down a bit.
I've already addressed this situation.
Let's move on to suggesting that she go commando in skirts to reduce friction. I'd do it if I were a girl and/or a Scotsman.
Holy shit, take testosterone man!
yeah, if i was a chick, it would be skirts and no undies all day every day. well... most everyday. i mean, having the red red kroovy dribble down my leg wouldn't be cool. nor would having a little string flapping in the wind. so, measures would have to be taken during that time of the month.
I know! But I mean they don't just sell testosterone at the grocery store.
If it has a pharmacy they probably do. You just can't have any.
And I attend UCSC, no real sports program here.
He is the size of a small van. His chest is so huge, it's like a Playboy Bunnies implants, and his leg is the size of me (and I am now slouch... 6'2" 220).
He is also COVERED in acne. Like, from head to toe.
I heard from a friend that he is a linebacker on the football team.
I am glad I don't play D1 football.
Anyway, my point: I bet HE has some testosterone for you. And HGH. And a whole truckload of other stuff that is great for your physique and gonna destroy your heart.
What do I do?
Amongst many, many other things, I'm sure.
grow it out and join ZZ Top.
best solution ever.
most of all, most of all
someone said true love was dead
but i'm bound to fall
bound to fall for you
oh what can i do