So I got the Oreos and I sat down and was ready to eat them, you know?

Keith

And then we're out of milk

FML

Olivaw

Keith thread

Beasteh

what the fuck is an oreo

Wren

first world problems

Darmak

Beasteh wrote:

what the fuck is an oreo

I'm an oreo

Langly

Oreos are so god damn good

Baroque And Roll

Langly wrote:

Oreos are so god damn good

oh god this

Sweeney Tom

Baroque And Roll wrote:

Langly wrote:

Oreos are so god damn good

oh god this

chiasaur11

Your life is an unending hell without exit or end.

I am so sorry.

FrylockHolmes

I could eat an entire package of mint oreos in probably three minutes

Antimatter

i love quadruple stuf oreos

Vivixenne

haven't had an oreo in years

hrrrm

lostwords

i went shopping last night and saw they had valentine's stuff out and they had these red velvet frosted sugar cookies shaped like hearts and i bought 2 boxes and oh my gosh it is my new favorite cookie.

Baidol

Antimatter wrote:

i love quadruple stuf oreos

How many oreos actually fit into the package at that point?

Baroque And Roll

lostwords wrote:

i went shopping last night and saw they had valentine's stuff out and they had these red velvet frosted sugar cookies shaped like hearts and i bought 2 boxes and oh my gosh it is my new favorite cookie.

yes hello I do this too

Antimatter

Baidol wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

i love quadruple stuf oreos

How many oreos actually fit into the package at that point?

nono, you twist the tops off of two double stufs and combine them

Squall

Baidol

Antimatter wrote:

Baidol wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

i love quadruple stuf oreos

How many oreos actually fit into the package at that point?

nono, you twist the tops off of two double stufs and combine them

Hm.

Hmmmmmmmm.

Clint Eastwood

barf

Jars

I only like the white oreos. is that bad

unintentional

my mom bought a thing of ice cream
i found it first
i asked her if anyone else knew about it

long story short we hid the ice cream from my ravenous brothers for like three days, and lo and behold there is still ice cream in the freezer three days later!
it's a miracle

Antimatter

chiasaur11 wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

Baidol wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

i love quadruple stuf oreos

How many oreos actually fit into the package at that point?

nono, you twist the tops off of two double stufs and combine them

I had a ten stuffed or something once. Maybe 20.

It was one of many really bad ideas.

jesus christ man you dug too deep

chiasaur11

Antimatter wrote:

Baidol wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

i love quadruple stuf oreos

How many oreos actually fit into the package at that point?

nono, you twist the tops off of two double stufs and combine them

I had a ten stuffed or something once. Maybe 20.

It was one of many really bad ideas.

Druhim

Jars wrote: »

I only like the white oreos. is that bad

racist

Fishman

Not growing up in America, for years my only experience or context with the word 'Oreo' was as a euphemism for interracial sexual activities. Like, for a considerable time there, I didn't even know it was a biscuit.

Because of this prolonged state of exposure as a sexual term, even today my first thoughts on hearing the word 'Oreo' are to put it into a sexual context.

Which has lead to some strange and hilarious mental images at times.

lostwords

I had to stop buying chips ahoy because I would basically eat a sleeve in one sitting with half a carton of milk and it made me feel queasy after a while

zucchini

Joe-joes > oreos

Baidol

Fishman wrote:

Not growing up in America, for years my only experience or context with the word 'Oreo' was as a euphemism for interracial sexual activities. Like, for a considerable time there, I didn't even know it was a biscuit.

Because of this prolonged state of exposure as a sexual term, even today my first thoughts on hearing the word 'Oreo' are to put it into a sexual context.

Which has lead to some strange and hilarious mental images at times.

Double-stuffed, eh?

Langly

You know what is gross though oreo caksters ugh blech

lostwords

Also I recommend everyone try a Berger cookie at least once. I ate a whole box once and saw stars

Olivaw

Langly wrote:

You know what is gross though oreo caksters ugh blech

SERIOUSLY!

Like, what the fuck

How could you screw that up?! Hostess Suzy Q's, man! They're the same thing!

Veldrin

Somehow every time a packet of oreos is in the same room as me, it always ends with a game of oreo slide, regardless of whether or not I'm the only participant.

lostwords

Also also my obsession recently has been LU milk chocolate petit ecoliers. That schoolboy just makes me hungry

I'm the cookie whisperer, you see

Keith

lostwords wrote:

That schoolboy just makes me hungry

I can probably fit into my old Catholic school uniforms

lostwords

Hotttttt

Keith

I don't think I have my altar boy robes anymore though...

CrackedLens

Melding

Jars wrote:

I only like the white oreos. is that bad

Yeah, those things are horrible.

Keith

CrackedLens wrote:

I didn't know you were so stacked, CrackedLens

PiptheFair

The Cow King

I ate so many oreoes yesterday and I think there is something left.

But alas no milk either