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Hexen: Beyond Heretic

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    It was the shareware days and I was a cheapskate!

    That means they were free upt to a point! never beating them is fine, i never did either, but never played them? damn it trippy, i expected better of you.

    I had a bad experience!

    Wolf3D's Nazi zombies scared little ol' me!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

    I got them right here.

    They moved you to production which reports to fiance.

    Hi, i'm the new head of fiance.

    Buy the Hexen and heretic pack.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I also never had an N64.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    It was the shareware days and I was a cheapskate!

    That means they were free upt to a point! never beating them is fine, i never did either, but never played them? damn it trippy, i expected better of you.

    I had a bad experience!

    Wolf3D's Nazi zombies scared little ol' me!

    Play it anyway?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    I also never had an N64.

    Playstation?

    Sega Saturn?

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

    I got them right here.

    They moved you to production which reports to fiance.

    Hi, i'm the new head of fiance.

    Buy the Hexen and heretic pack.

    Look at the head of "the department in charge of finance".

    "Gheritt White".

    Notice how much he looks like me with a fake mustache.

    Checkmate.

  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    I didn't have any of the classic Nintendo consoles either. I had a TI-99/4A, then a Saturn and a Dreamcast.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

    I got them right here.

    They moved you to production which reports to fiance.

    Hi, i'm the new head of fiance.

    Buy the Hexen and heretic pack.

    Look at the head of "the department in charge of finance".

    "Gheritt White".

    Notice how much he looks like me with a fake mustache.

    Checkmate.

    You wrote that in with crayon.

    Brown crayon.

    God i hope it's crayon.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote:
    I also never had an N64.

    Playstation?

    Sega Saturn?

    I had a Playstation. But the only FPS I had on it was Jumping Flash.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    I only played hexen once. I was getting Ill and my parents let me rent this. Then it turned out I had salmanelia. I was completely bed ridden for days. I remember dragging myself out if bed into the living room to play it, but I had a crazy fever and barely remember anything about it except waking up in my own vomit when my mom got home, just laying in front of the tv, controller in hand

    Can't you see it in my eyes, I'm the one I'm the ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'm not like the other guys, (he's not like anybody, well..) That's not completely right There's a few that I'm just like Steven and the Stevens, We're gonna make you smile. Me, myself, and I and him, Are all the same guy.Steven and the Stevens, Come on now don't be shy. Me myself and I and him (That's me!) Are all the same guy.
  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    i love when people remember games like these

    so much good shit that people just sorta voluntarily forgot about it seems

    You know what I haven't voluntarily forgotten about? This game.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

    I got them right here.

    They moved you to production which reports to fiance.

    Hi, i'm the new head of fiance.

    Buy the Hexen and heretic pack.

    Look at the head of "the department in charge of finance".

    "Gheritt White".

    Notice how much he looks like me with a fake mustache.

    Checkmate.

    You wrote that in with crayon.

    Brown crayon.

    God i hope it's crayon.

    The ashes of the company founder, Mr. Pickering himself.

    Now, if you paid attention to corporate bylaw 65-b, you'll notice that makes any contract legally binding. And that was the last batch of his ashes.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

    I got them right here.

    They moved you to production which reports to fiance.

    Hi, i'm the new head of fiance.

    Buy the Hexen and heretic pack.

    Look at the head of "the department in charge of finance".

    "Gheritt White".

    Notice how much he looks like me with a fake mustache.

    Checkmate.

    You wrote that in with crayon.

    Brown crayon.

    God i hope it's crayon.

    The ashes of the company founder, Mr. Pickering himself.

    Now, if you paid attention to corporate bylaw 65-b, you'll notice that makes any contract legally binding. And that was the last batch of his ashes.

    That's written in the same thing!

    This is all just a sham.

    If i hadn't been embezzling millions of dollars every year i would be disgusted.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Guys, we're getting away from the point of this thread.

    Setting up some co-op to play this game.

    You're not the boss of me!

    Did you not get the memo about the new merger?

    This, this is awkward.

    Look at the org chart again.

    I got them right here.

    They moved you to production which reports to fiance.

    Hi, i'm the new head of fiance.

    Buy the Hexen and heretic pack.

    Look at the head of "the department in charge of finance".

    "Gheritt White".

    Notice how much he looks like me with a fake mustache.

    Checkmate.

    You wrote that in with crayon.

    Brown crayon.

    God i hope it's crayon.

    The ashes of the company founder, Mr. Pickering himself.

    Now, if you paid attention to corporate bylaw 65-b, you'll notice that makes any contract legally binding. And that was the last batch of his ashes.

    That's written in the same thing!

    This is all just a sham.

    If i hadn't been embezzling millions of dollars every year i would be disgusted.

    Yeah, former CEO Freddy Pickering wrote that.

    He was kind of a lunatic.

    But he was the kind of a lunatic in absolute control of the company for a few months. Have you ever wondered why I insisted that I couldn't be hunted for sport?

    Everyone else legally can.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Point being, these games are great.

    Play these games

    With me.

    Over the internet

  • DurkhanusDurkhanus Commander Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    I only played hexen once. I was getting Ill and my parents let me rent this. Then it turned out I had salmanelia. I was completely bed ridden for days. I remember dragging myself out if bed into the living room to play it, but I had a crazy fever and barely remember anything about it except waking up in my own vomit when my mom got home, just laying in front of the tv, controller in hand

    Let me guess. She blamed that on the video games.



  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    hexen was the shit

    kind of makes me want to install might and magic 6 though

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Guys did you know Rise Of The Triad was originally supposed to be a sequel to Wolfenstein 3D

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Guys did you know Rise Of The Triad was originally supposed to be a sequel to Wolfenstein 3D

    I did know this. runs the same engine too.

    also why the bad guys look like nazis.

  • testsubject23testsubject23 King of No Sleep ZzzzzzzRegistered User regular
    I used to play this on a token ring LAN made from coax cable, with those goddamned network terminators. Holy crap that brings me back...

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    hexen was the shit

    kind of makes me want to install might and magic 6 though

    God I thought you had written M&M9

    And I was gonna say why the fuck would you do that

    (my favorite M&M games are 4 & 5 though)

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    ugh 9 was god awful i don't think i played more than fifteen minutes of it

    i tried to

    m&m 8 was fun though, never got into 7.

    dad was all about 3, and then one fateful day 1998 we stumbled across 6 in wal-mart

    and so began a slow spiral to madness

    my dad had pages of notes, from obelisk locations to potion combinations. motherfucker was/is pro at m&m 6

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Might and Magic 6 was no Xeen. And that is that.

    Also I still have my Hexen CD kicking around. Dunno what happened to my Heretic: Shadow of the Serpent Riders CD though.

    Wish I could find it. I enjoyed Heretic far more than Hexen.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    the way y'all talk about it i should play 4 and 5

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Yes do so.

    World of Xeen is the high point of the series. Clouds is a little lackluster but combined with Darkside it is fuckawesome.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    If you can find the CD version and get it working play that

    Because holy goddamn that game has some hilarious voicework

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    If you can find the CD version and get it working play that

    Because holy goddamn that game has some hilarious voicework

    MY OLDER SISTER LOST MY CD VERSION

    I am still angry at her for that some five years later.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    good old games has 1 - 6 for 9.99

    @Indie Winter - that goddamn spider cave in the first town was a pain in my ass

    i hated that shit

    Dead Legend on
    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    If you can find the CD version and get it working play that

    Because holy goddamn that game has some hilarious voicework

    MY OLDER SISTER LOST MY CD VERSION

    I am still angry at her for that some five years later.

    I still have my CDs somewhere

    And I had the bizarre foresight to make an ISO of them!

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    good old games has 1 - 6 for 9.99

    @Indie Winter - that goddamn spider cave in the first town was a pain in my ass

    i hated that shit

    no no

    it started as a spider cave

    then it turned into a snake cave

    then you culd kill the Queeb Cobra and sell her eggs to some dude

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    man, i forgot how dumb heretic 2 was.

    It was pretty dumb.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    I believe I

    yes

    I still do have the actual, original manual for M&M6

    and M&M7!

    good games

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    I don't remember playing Might and Magic, but I do remember playing The Bard's Tale.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    holy hell I have uncovered a treasure trove of nostalgia

    the Tiberian Sun manual, the Sims 1 manual, the original Red Faction manual, Giants: Citizen Kabuto, Gothic 1...

    hahaha

    Starship Titanic manual

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    hello I am Starship Titanic, quite probably the second most difficult quest game ever (after Hitchhiker's Guide)

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    good old games has 1 - 6 for 9.99

    @Indie Winter - that goddamn spider cave in the first town was a pain in my ass

    i hated that shit

    no no

    it started as a spider cave

    then it turned into a snake cave

    then you culd kill the Queeb Cobra and sell her eggs to some dude

    yes yes i remember this

    what i liked best about m&m 8 was that you could have a fucking dragon in your party

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    I still like M&M7 the most

    because you get your own castle you can renovate, and your own town, and you make alliances that can actually ifnluence the game world in small ways, and you can have you castle/town become an indipendent kingdom, and if you accepted a fireball staff on the first area in the game and a year later refused to steal a painting from fucking heaven for the guy who gave it to ya your whole land would get invaded by hordes of goblins

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