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Let's talk about drugs, baby

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  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    edited May 2012
    yeah, nobody says to themselves 'man i would LOVE to shoot some heroin if only it were legal!'. it just does not happen, if someone is at that point in their life they're gonna do it regardless of legislature or price or consequences. decriminalizing it just makes it harder for the dealers to make money and costs less for the taxpayer to jail harmless junkies who just wanna nod out and eat candy bars all day.

    blixaphonics on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    well i mean i want to smoke opium but that's just because it sounds so ridiculous that i feel like i must

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  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User

    well i mean i want to smoke opium but that's just because it sounds so ridiculous that i feel like i must

    this reminds me, me and two friends were taking the same car back from a three-day EDM festival outside of the city like 6 years ago. we all smoked a bunch of opium before leaving the campground, me and my friend in the back-seat passed out and when we woke up my buddy had successfully driven us to downtown winnipeg. i was amazed we weren't in a ditch somewhere. probably not the most responsible thing to do, but thank god he was some form of superhuman who was able to drive on opium. :/

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  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    B_R on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    B_R wrote: »
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    y..yes?

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  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    edited May 2012
    B_R wrote: »
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    there's no such thing as an 'opium problem', just a 'reality problem'.

    ....says the guy on methadone to get off his painkillers. :P

    blixaphonics on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Fandyien wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    y..yes?

    ah yes, I remember the days

    opium houses all through the Qing Dynasty

    1839 really was the year to be alive

    Tommy2Hands on
    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    y..yes?

    ah yes, I remember the days

    opium houses all through the Qing Dynasty

    1839 really was the year to be alive

    Pssh you barely even been alive a tenth that long

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    y..yes?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    y..yes?

    ah yes, I remember the days

    opium houses all through the Qing Dynasty

    1839 really was the year to be alive

    Pssh you barely even been alive a tenth that long

    opium has made me immortal

    also violently addicted to opium

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    B_R wrote: »
    Wasn't there a huge opium problem in china back when the english sold that stuff like crazy?

    y..yes?

    ah yes, I remember the days

    opium houses all through the Qing Dynasty

    1839 really was the year to be alive

    Pssh you barely even been alive a tenth that long

    opium has made me immortal

    also violently addicted to opium

    You're like an opium vampire. No wonder you're such a prettyboy.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    the best thing about actual opium is it's barely a blip on the intoxication radar compared to like, opana

    but it's still just about the most relaxing thing ever which rocks

    Fandyien on
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  • blixaphonicsblixaphonics the french champagne Registered User
    edited May 2012
    it's the equivalent of really really good hash without the anxiety imo. plus the added bonus of being impervious to pain, which really comes in handy when you have to break out of a police blockade without weapons.

    or so i imagine.

    blixaphonics on
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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    I feel so high right now after lifting

    like damn

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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    this is like weed

    jesus

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    Trying to think of an excuse to leave for my dealer's house

    hmmm

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    school. project.

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    It's like 9 pm and I don't do shit in school these days

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    "I gotta go buy some drugs"

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I need some drugs to put me to sleep I think.

    Fucking ants on my desk. It's creeping me out.

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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    Go to barnes and noble

    buy a book

    pick up drugs

    go home

    checkmate

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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    In fact buy a book about drugs, put the drugs in there, then go home

    who says writing sitcoms is hard?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    get one of those books with the holes in it to hide your drugs

    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    get pants with those pocket things to hide your drugs

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    tell people you're gonna freak out if you don't get some crack, then bargain them down to being okay with you going and purchasing lesser drugs

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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    get a book with pants with pockets with holes in them to hide your drugs in your penis

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    who needs an excuse to go to a dealers house?
    isn't 'wanting drugs' a good reason?

    XB1/360 - Local H Jay
    PSN - Local_H_Jay
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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    Parents

    need a decent reason to leave said house at 9pm

    at least in projeck's case

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    'bye pops gonna score some sticky buddha, be back laters'

    sounds good to me

    XB1/360 - Local H Jay
    PSN - Local_H_Jay
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Tell them you are going to go to the library.

    The DRUG library.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    tell people you're gonna freak out if you don't get some crack, then bargain them down to being okay with you going and purchasing lesser drugs

    what im trying to do

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    I forgot my textbook at a girl's house

    problem solved

    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • OghulkOghulk squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek squeekRegistered User regular
    Then they'd think you're going to sex up said girl

    of course that's not that bad of a thing

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    just tell them you're going out to brutally murder a prostitute and eat her legs, that's better then drugs

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    But I am the living model of monogamy!

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Prostitutes aren't cheating, Projeck

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    so today at work this addled-ass looking middle aged white lady comes in, and spends 30 or so minutes trying on different sunglasses, then reads a magazine for 30 minutes, then sarcastically conducts a phone call with her significant other about how she's "just walked into the store" and will "be home momentarily" all while looking at me and rolling her eyes, "oh honey i love you" while constantly glancing at me to act exasperated

    she then spends about another hour wandering around, putting shitloads of food and browsing in what appears to be an addled and random way. what i'm getting at here, is if you've ever spent time with a serious junkie, she was acting like someone who is normally addled and weird but also has a giant dose of smack in her system, though it may have been methadone because i heard her mentioning "just getting her dose" on the phone

    anyway when she finally comes up to buy her shit, she's buying ~$50 worth of junk food on food stamps and a bunch of assorted shit with her cash welfare card, and i'm all whatever, okay

    but she starts ranting about how someone else in the store came up to her and "asked her for dope, like i was on drugs or something!" totally exasperated and stunned, all explaining to me how she takes valium sometimes but they're hers and she would never DO DRUGS!

    it was so fucking hard for me to be like "i just spent like two hours wondering how much heroin you were on"

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    I'm at my dealer's house and we are watching Airplane

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Projeck wrote: »
    I'm at my dealer's house and we are watching Airplane

    Fun fact; the old white woman that tries to "speak jive" is Mrs. Cleaver from "Leave it to Beaver."

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    have
    Projeck wrote: »
    But I am the living model of monogamy!

    Ain't no one talkin bout getting married

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