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Awesome: 'French Fry Eating Competition (Also, Esh eats two pounds of fries on ...' by Esh

EshEsh Portland, OR__BANNED USERS regular
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about a year ago
"Achilles Last Stand posted in Help/Advice for advice on how to go about preparing for a French Fry eating competition. To encourage him in an act of ultimate help/advice, Esh posts a video on YouTube to show that it can be done in 5 minutes. Let's watch!"
Here's the attempt. Don't mind my goofiness or need of a haircut. The time on the video is misleading as there is talk before and after the eating attempt.



And here's a bonus feature...
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Annnnd...
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"At first he thought it might be a natural occurrence - maybe a rabbit. But upon closer inspection, it was clear a knife had been used. And rabbits don't carry knives."

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    I do love some french fries,

    but damn is my stomach lurching a little just thinking about this.

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    My favorite part are the old macs sitting on the shelf in the background. I have one of those!

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure I eat this many fries any time I go to five guys.

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  • EshEsh Portland, OR__BANNED USERS regular
    I'm pretty sure I eat this many fries any time I go to five guys.

    Do you weigh 160lbs and do it in under 6 minutes?

    "At first he thought it might be a natural occurrence - maybe a rabbit. But upon closer inspection, it was clear a knife had been used. And rabbits don't carry knives."
  • chocojoshchocojosh Registered User
    As a Quebecer, I'm quite sad to see that you used McCain fries and not home-made potatoes deep-fried in oil! Those are MUCH greasier and go down that much faster.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    Esh wrote:
    I'm pretty sure I eat this many fries any time I go to five guys.

    Do you weigh 160lbs and do it in under 6 minutes?

    I weigh 320 lbs and do it in under 2 minutes.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User
    Esh wrote:
    I'm pretty sure I eat this many fries any time I go to five guys.

    Do you weigh 160lbs and do it in under 6 minutes?

    I weigh 320 lbs and do it in under 2 minutes.

    That's like taking steroids in sports.

    It just aint' fair.

  • EshEsh Portland, OR__BANNED USERS regular
    Esh wrote:
    I'm pretty sure I eat this many fries any time I go to five guys.

    Do you weigh 160lbs and do it in under 6 minutes?

    I weigh 320 lbs and do it in under 2 minutes.

    That's like taking steroids in sports.

    It just aint' fair.

    He's also talking out his ass. As fat as he may be, that doesn't mean he can shovel food down fast.

    "At first he thought it might be a natural occurrence - maybe a rabbit. But upon closer inspection, it was clear a knife had been used. And rabbits don't carry knives."
  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    you can't resist an opportunity to be a douchebag can you? What a shame.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
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