Fun with Porn. NSFW!

Rolo

We can't actually post porn here.

But we can do the next best thing:

Create fake porn titles.

Create fake porn names.

And then use MS paint to make porn into not-porn:

Dink Stinkerton in Dragz'n'Ballz DTF

Beasteh

uh

UHHH

Rolo

Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be

Eric Elrose

which is actually a pretty decent porn name!

FirmSkater

<-- Eugene Bleeker

Ubik

Dragonball: A XXX Porn Parody

T4CT

Buttlord

Dick Ballsac in

SEX

Ubik

Seinfeld: A XXX Porn Parody

Rolo

Beasteh

max vollard is my porn name

i am okay with this

Air

i don't need to use that porn naming system because my real name has already been used as a porn stars name

Bluedude152

This is going to be hilarious

Buttlord

Who's playnig me in the SE++ XXX Parody

I vote for Max Hardcore

Der Waffle Mous

Middle name/Street name thing just... doesn't work for me.

For one thing my middle name is what I usually give people to use so I don't have to worry about them mangling my given name, and the street was named after my family so....

NeoToma

Ty(Tyberius) Thunderbird

Awww yea

In Whistle while you Twerk Vol 7

Keith

Oh man mspaint porn. When I get home from the dentist I'm so in.

T4CT

Anthony Bigdick would be my pornname





I grew up in a gated community

Rolo

Der Waffle Mous wrote:

Middle name/Street name thing just... doesn't work for me.

For one thing my middle name is what I usually give people to use so I don't have to worry about them mangling my given name, and the street was named after my family so....

Your middle name is Waffle

Your street name is ... Washington

Waffle Washington in IHOB : International House of Beefcakes

WildEEP

Hi there,

I'm Big Mclargehuge, and I'm a midget porn actor.

Rolo

T4CT wrote:

Anthony Bigdick would be my pornname





I grew up in a gated community

Wait, Tony Bigdick of the New Hampshire Bigdicks? Your aunt was my teacher!

Lord_Asmodeus

James Walker

T4CT

NO WAY

you're Fredrick McLargehooter

Man! I seen pictures

Arang

Anatolius South Midland

... I had a difficult time in junior high

mcp

Ubik wrote:

Seinfeld: A XXX Porn Parody

I do not want to see this.

I do however want to see The Four.

Buttlord

I'm a direct descendant of the Duke of Butt

Duke 2.0

Hye Sung Delaware

Some weird Korean porn right there

Bluedude152

Mine would be... Edward Creative. Not that great

Kwoaru

Kenyon Granville

Edcrab

Rolo wrote:

Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be

Eric Elrose

which is actually a pretty decent porn name!

Christopher Moathouse

Rolo

Edcrab wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be

Eric Elrose

which is actually a pretty decent porn name!

Christopher Moathouse

oh that is fantastic

mcp

Mine would be Michael Fireside.

FirmSkater

I once saw a Smurfs porn parody that was all in Spanish and included a bunch of smurfs standing around the girl smurf jerking off and whistling the smurfs theme song.

Nerdgasmic

alan sweet birch

Peccavi

Francis Prospect

Clint Eastwood

if we're using the middle name thing...matt annapolis

Shabooty

lee pratt

sounds like a good gay pornstar name

JoeUser

FirmSkater wrote:

I once saw a Smurfs porn parody that was all in Spanish and included a bunch of smurfs standing around the girl smurf jerking off and whistling the smurfs theme song.

They're doing the jobs Americans won't do.

Dux

Using the name of the street where I used to live.

Victor Hell.

TankHammer

I'm John Dover, which is an incredibly boring porn name.

If we did the first pet/street name convention it would then be "Iggy Dover" which is super 80s and I suspect it would require me to maintain several recreational drug habits. Possibly wild hair snd a mustache.

Signature sex move would probably be lifting my partner into what, I'm gathering, is called the "lotus position" with both partners facing each-other while sitting up.

For some reason I always do that.

Hunter

Andrew Bethlehem

All in all, not bad.

crwth

middle name/street for me is

enrique meridian