Get Low, Hit Hard [Roller Derby]

Cos

PwnanObrien wrote:

Ramona Glowers.

:^:

Cos

Triple post! This is the last 10 minutes of my team's bout last weekend. The whole thing was pretty brutal.

Croc_Clock

so how dangerous is this? cuz i like skating, but i also like all of my teeth and most of my bones

#pipe

It's not that dangerous.

You'll get bruises and someone will break something maybe once a season, but it's not like every bout features an ambulance

Croc_Clock

why are most of the people standing on the sideline or something? i dont get it. it also looks like only the black team is trying to score and the green team is always trying to block?

-edit- only referencing first 2 minutes, i have a short attention span

Cos

The green team's jammer was in the penalty box, I think. When the ones with stars on their helmets pass opposing players, they're either in the process of getting points or trying to become eligible to score (you have to pass the pack legally once first).

Most of the team is on the sideline because only 5 people from each team are on the track at a given time, but 14 can be on the roster (1 pivot, 1 jammer, 3 blockers). The other people standing around are the audience, we don't have bleachers; that's a national guard armory we derbify.

Grey Ghost

Okay I definitely need to come back on a bout weekend

PwnanObrien

Cos wrote:

PwnanObrien wrote:

Ramona Glowers.

:^:

Grey Ghost

ugh

Legba

A friend of mine used to coach a team his girlfriend was on. One time at rollercamp, she cajoled the whole team into practicing topless.

He has a cool girlfriend.

Keith

Legba wrote:

A friend of mine used to coach a team his girlfriend was on. One time at rollercamp, she cajoled the whole team into practicing topless.

He has a cool girlfriend.

Is she taking on any apprentices

Cos

I'm fairly sick of these type of videos, but this one made me giggle a fair bit.