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[Phalla]LEGO(S)! GAME OVER MAFIA WIN! CAYRUS WIN! MASCARA305 WIN!

sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeeesome more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
edited February 2012 in Critical Failures
Legoland has been slowly polluted by crappy Legos. Beginning with everything that wasn’t pirates or castles in the early 1990s, Lego have gone downhill. Towns, awful ninjas (in multiple incarnations), Toy Story, Avatar, and even Batman have had uninspired and relatively bland sets. That’s not to say that they aren’t still awesome (being Legos and all), but compared to the glory of the late 80s and early 90s, more recent Legos are pretty lacking.

This changes now! Some vigilant (and super-awesome) Legos are determined to get things back to the way they once were, even if that means throwing every lousy Lego in a microwave and pushing the “30 second” button 10 times. Good luck to all of you crappy Legos who want to survive the purge!

This will be a fairly basic phalla, although there are very little in the way of true vanillagers. Please don’t role-call, ask about mechanics in-thread (PM me first, if it’s needed I’ll post it in-thread), and so forth. There will be a few alt win cons. There will not be conversions. I’d like to hit 50 sign-ups in the next day or two. I’ll have someone look over my set-up to double-check it for balance. Obviously that person probably shouldn’t play, so if you want to sit this one out but help make sure nothing is too broken, PM me.

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Dr. H would like to wish you good luck



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6 Gumpy
13 paccavi
15 Gaslight (You will have fun with this. Even if you're day 1'd)
17 Tayrun
25 Slym
27 Mascara305
31 Vertroue
34 Citizen
37 Kias
41 tzeentchilng

The melted dead
DAY ONE

Antimatter the Crappy Megablocks figure, slashed to bits - MAFIA
Corvidae the Generic Townsperson, feathered with arrows - MAFIA
and Jackisreal, the Lego(s) gamepiece who was voted off by the heartless village

DAY TWO

Flarne the Game Piece - Blown up by a Bomb
Warban the Bus Driver - Broken to bits by a teething tot
piL the Troll from Dwarf Castle - Blown up by a Bomb
MrTlicious the Robot Command Center - Ripped apart by dense rock matter

AkimboLegs the Pirate killed by Mafia
Stever777 the Joker - Killed by Mafia

DAY THREE
Retaba, Aang the Last Airbender - Mafia
Bedlam the Martian - Mafia
Void Slayer - Anakin Suckwalker - Ray Gun'd by Mafia
Kime - Closest thing to a vanillager - Gun'd down in the prime of life
Ketbra - Ninjago - Vig'd
Lucedes - Vote

CapFalcon - Loki - Feather'd by the Mafia

Malkor - Robin Hood - Spun out like he was hung out
Cythraul - Cop - Cut the Blue Wire with White Stripes
Assuran - Acher - Mafia - Caught in the blast

DAY FOUR
Towndrunk34 - Cop - Mafia'd
Langly the Crappy Megablocks figure - Mafia'd
Void Slayer - Darth Vader - Mafia'd - Unblockable Death Ray
JDarksun the Princess - Vote - Shat by Spat

Daniant - Pirate Captain - Ripped apart by dueling vigs.

DAY FIVE
ThatDudeOverThere - Cop - Diaper Dandy'd by the mob
Phyphor - Wolverine - Mafia'd
38thDoe - Crappy little dwarf - Mafia'd
BobCesca - Cop - Adamantium allergy

See317 - pirate - Michael Keaton'd

DAY SIX
SeGaTai the Firefighter

Cayrus, Wonder Woman
Shiny New Toys the Soccer Hooligan

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  • Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    Ok, Sign up. But if I don't get to be a lego pirate, I'm not sharing.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
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    As a Europeon, I have to ask, why do you call them legos

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote:
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    As a Europeon, I have to ask, why do you call them legos

    As an American what I say goes.

    Or because that's what I called them as a child I guess.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I like lego.
    I may not be too good at the whole Phalla thing, but surely my love for tiny plastic building blocks will carry me through safely.
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    Gumpy wrote:
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    As a Europeon, I have to ask, why do you call them legos

    Because the pluralization of a made up word isn't immediately clear to most people here. :P

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote:
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    As a Europeon, I have to ask, why do you call them legos

    As an American what I say goes.

    Or because that's what I called them as a child I guess.

    What else would they be called, silly Gumpy?

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    At first, I was like, wasn't there a comic about this lego/legos thing a while ago?

    Then, I remembered.

    That was yesterday.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Well, I've never done one of these before (and I can't say I agree with everything opined about Legos in the original post - pretty sure towns have been around since at least the early 90's when I was a kid) but I followed the Archer Phalla thread avidly and was hugely entertained so what the hey. Interested to see what Lego-themed mechanics/roles are part of this, if any.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Well, I've never done one of these before (and I can't say I agree with everything opined about Legos in the original post - pretty sure towns have been around since at least the early 90's when I was a kid) but I followed the Archer Phalla thread avidly and was hugely entertained so what the hey. Interested to see what Lego-themed mechanics/roles are part of this, if any.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Gaslight wrote:
    Well, I've never done one of these before (and I can't say I agree with everything opined about Legos in the original post - pretty sure towns have been around since at least the early 90's when I was a kid) but I followed the Archer Phalla thread avidly and was hugely entertained so what the hey. Interested to see what Lego-themed mechanics/roles are part of this, if any.

    Towns have been around since the 90s. They sucked then too.

    I mean, they were awesome, but compared to pirates or medieval sets...

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    Gaslight buddy! Glad you took the advice and joined us.

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    edited January 2012
    !Signmeup buttercup

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    Legos? YES LEGOS!

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    I will build a mountain out of your lego bodies.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote:
    Well, I've never done one of these before (and I can't say I agree with everything opined about Legos in the original post - pretty sure towns have been around since at least the early 90's when I was a kid) but I followed the Archer Phalla thread avidly and was hugely entertained so what the hey. Interested to see what Lego-themed mechanics/roles are part of this, if any.

    There may not be as much sex in this game as there was in Archer, maybe...

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    !Sign up!

    The more of these I play in, the better my mechanics will be when I eventually do the Star Wars Phalla that is kicking around in the back of my head.

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote:
    !Sign up!

    The more of these I play in, the better my mechanics will be when I eventually do the Star Wars Phalla that is kicking around in the back of my head.

    you might want to lock down that theme before it gets taken. I know I had some ideas for doing that and was close to taking it.

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    edited January 2012
    !Sign Up for LEGO fun :D

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    Simple, uniform bricks. Simple mans. None of this fancy shit

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    I play with Lego Bricks

    For I am a monster

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    We're halfway there folks!

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Guys, I just want to make it clear: I love Lego(s). They're rad as hell. Even the stupidest set is still pretty great and almost always a better gift for a childen than anything else. Even though this set is hells dumb, I would have loved it when I was young:

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    Towns have been around since the 90s. They sucked then too.

    I mean, they were awesome, but compared to pirates or medieval sets...

    Limed for truth. I had three or four pirate sets. My favorite thing was the little chests of LEGO gold. Shiny!

    Also, I had a ghost that glowed in the dark from a medieval set. It was the best ever.

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    Have you found someone to double check the game for balance yet?
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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Thanks Roman!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote:
    !Sign up!

    The more of these I play in, the better my mechanics will be when I eventually do the Star Wars Phalla that is kicking around in the back of my head.

    you might want to lock down that theme before it gets taken. I know I had some ideas for doing that and was close to taking it.
    It's not like you're forbidden from running a phalla with a similar theme if another one is run. Otherwise, both of you are way too late. Look up the galactic senate phalla in DnD

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Guys, I just want to make it clear: I love Lego(s). They're rad as hell. Even the stupidest set is still pretty great and almost always a better gift for a childen than anything else. Even though this set is hells dumb, I would have loved it when I was young:

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    I had that one

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