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GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE

The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
edited February 2012 in Singularity Engine++
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So there was this little movie released in 2007. It was called Ghost Rider, and it starred this man:

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A lot of dummies and whiny jerks said it was a bad movie. They clearly could not enjoy a man eating red and yellow jelly beans out of a martini glass while talking to the star of the smash hit television show Grounded for Life and then turning into a biker skeleton who gets goth chicks' panties all moist. Also he totally drives up the side of a building on a motorcycle and flips off a cop as he attacks a helicopter with hell chains. And some broad was in it, too. She was kinda smokin'

But that is completely beside the point because, Nic Cage is fuckin' back and the directors of a cinematic masterpiece that featured this:



are going full on crazy with making this shit realer than real.

It's got fuckin' Stringer Bell and The Highlander and a bunch of other people in it who aren't Nic Cage or Stringer Bell or the Highlander so who cares about listing their names. It also features Nic Cage pissin' fire and spittin' bullets.


Oh, and yes, Nic Cage is a method actor. He is the Ghost Rider.

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He prepares for roles the only way he knows how. The way god intended.

Here is the trailer



See this movie or go to hell.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Man the CG in that preview image looks way worse than the clips and stuff I have seen

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    it's not from the movie, it's from the intro to the trailer that just shows the skull on fire and reveals a shoddy ghost rider, then shoots to clips of the movie

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    Best Nicolas Cage interview ever
    I would like to hook up with one of the great Japanese filmmakers, like the master that made Ringu, and I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he’s a ghost.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    wait no it isn't

    what the hell is it from

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    wait no it isn't

    what the hell is it from

    It's from the first movie

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    hot damn!

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Nic Cage is awesome

    Ghost Rider is awesome

    This movie is awesome.

    PISSIN' FIRE AND SPITTIN' BULLETS, FUCK YEAHHHH

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    wait no it isn't

    what the hell is it from

    It's from the first movie
    Why

    why would they use the terrible CGI from the first movie are a preview image for the second

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    yes

    yes

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I need to watch the first one again

    I need to watch nic cage eat jelly beans out of a martini glass

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    This is a movie I will see.

    Big screen with a couple beers in me. Opening night, if I can manage it.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"

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    Satan! Look here!
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Best Nicolas Cage interview ever
    I would like to hook up with one of the great Japanese filmmakers, like the master that made Ringu, and I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he’s a ghost.

    okay so what i'm getting from this is that he's literally the thespian version of grant morrison

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Marathon wrote:
    Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"
    Clash of the Titans was awful

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Marathon wrote:
    Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"
    Clash of the Titans was awful

    Nowhere to go but up

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Marathon wrote:
    Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"
    Clash of the Titans was awful

    Nowhere to go but up

    always a new subbasement to be dug out

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    anti there is no need to compare or define

    nic cage simply is

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    Hey I loved Clash of the Titans.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    Holy shit I forgot Christopher Lambert was in this

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Marathon wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Marathon wrote:
    Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"
    Clash of the Titans was awful

    Nowhere to go but up

    always a new subbasement to be dug out
    Or you can live on the same floor

    really I don't get how people are excited about it. The director did Battle LA and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prequel.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Holy shit I forgot Christopher Lambert was in this

    how

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I do not believe nic cage is a method actor.

    I believe he is an actor who is playing nic cage who is playing ghost rider.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    blake the only way I will allow that statement is if you believe that is a good thing

    if you do not, you are dumber than a sack of special ed hammers

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I will say this.

    If he is cast in the right role.

    He is great.

    If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I knew a guy named "Special" Ed Hammers

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I will say this.

    If he is cast in the right role.

    He is great.

    If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

    and I will say this:

    nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

    so you are wrong

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I will say this.

    If he is cast in the right role.

    He is great.

    If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

    and I will say this:

    nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

    so you are wrong

    City Of Angels

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I will say this.

    If he is cast in the right role.

    He is great.

    If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

    and I will say this:

    nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

    so you are wrong

    City Of Angels

    most romantic movie ever made

    also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I will say this.

    If he is cast in the right role.

    He is great.

    If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

    and I will say this:

    nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

    so you are wrong

    City Of Angels

    most romantic movie ever made

    also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant

    Ant Bully

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Let's go Ghost Rider combos!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I will say this.

    If he is cast in the right role.

    He is great.

    If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

    and I will say this:

    nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

    so you are wrong

    City Of Angels

    most romantic movie ever made

    also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant

    Ant Bully

    anything that gives children a cagd primer is a worthwhile endeavor

    see also: astro boy

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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    That dame is pretty foxy. I've seen her before, but I can't remember where.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    you know what was a terrible movie? The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    This is gonna be amazing

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    you're damn right it will be

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    wait wait hang on now
    The only reason why I tend to pass on a movie is either I don't think I'm right for the material and can't play it honestly, or because of time constraints with personal things in my life. There were two movies that asked me to go to Australia or New Zealand for long periods of time. One was Lord Of The Rings and one was the Matrix. But I was actively involved at that time raising my family and I couldn't really take that time out.
    it would have been a little too appropriate if the roles he turned down were the ones that Hugo Weaving played, but no

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Nic Cage matrix would have been so awesome.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    nic cage neo would have made the sequels amazing

    fact

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I'd like a main character who was just as crazed and annoyed by everything that was happening as I was, yeah.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I already knew that the Lord of the Rings movies were close to being ruined by Stuart Townsend as Aragorn

    I can't imagine what Cage would have done with the role

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