GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE

The Lovely Bastard

So there was this little movie released in 2007. It was called Ghost Rider, and it starred this man:



A lot of dummies and whiny jerks said it was a bad movie. They clearly could not enjoy a man eating red and yellow jelly beans out of a martini glass while talking to the star of the smash hit television show Grounded for Life and then turning into a biker skeleton who gets goth chicks' panties all moist. Also he totally drives up the side of a building on a motorcycle and flips off a cop as he attacks a helicopter with hell chains. And some broad was in it, too. She was kinda smokin'

But that is completely beside the point because, Nic Cage is fuckin' back and the directors of a cinematic masterpiece that featured this:



are going full on crazy with making this shit realer than real.

It's got fuckin' Stringer Bell and The Highlander and a bunch of other people in it who aren't Nic Cage or Stringer Bell or the Highlander so who cares about listing their names. It also features Nic Cage pissin' fire and spittin' bullets.


Oh, and yes, Nic Cage is a method actor. He is the Ghost Rider.



He prepares for roles the only way he knows how. The way god intended.

Here is the trailer



See this movie or go to hell.

Blankzilla

Man the CG in that preview image looks way worse than the clips and stuff I have seen

The Lovely Bastard

it's not from the movie, it's from the intro to the trailer that just shows the skull on fire and reveals a shoddy ghost rider, then shoots to clips of the movie

DrIanMalcolm

Best Nicolas Cage interview ever

I would like to hook up with one of the great Japanese filmmakers, like the master that made Ringu, and I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he’s a ghost.

The Lovely Bastard

wait no it isn't

what the hell is it from

DrIanMalcolm

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

wait no it isn't

what the hell is it from

It's from the first movie

babyeatingjesus

hot damn!

Lord_Asmodeus

Nic Cage is awesome

Ghost Rider is awesome

This movie is awesome.

PISSIN' FIRE AND SPITTIN' BULLETS, FUCK YEAHHHH

Blankzilla

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

wait no it isn't

what the hell is it from

It's from the first movie

Why

why would they use the terrible CGI from the first movie are a preview image for the second

Kuribo's Shoe

yes

yes

The Lovely Bastard

I need to watch the first one again

I need to watch nic cage eat jelly beans out of a martini glass

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

This is a movie I will see.

Big screen with a couple beers in me. Opening night, if I can manage it.

Marathon

Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"

Antimatter

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Best Nicolas Cage interview ever

I would like to hook up with one of the great Japanese filmmakers, like the master that made Ringu, and I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he’s a ghost.

okay so what i'm getting from this is that he's literally the thespian version of grant morrison

Blankzilla

Marathon wrote:

Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"

Clash of the Titans was awful

Marathon

Blankzilla wrote:

Marathon wrote:

Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"

Clash of the Titans was awful

Nowhere to go but up

Antimatter

Marathon wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

Marathon wrote:

Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"

Clash of the Titans was awful

Nowhere to go but up

always a new subbasement to be dug out

The Lovely Bastard

anti there is no need to compare or define

nic cage simply is

babyeatingjesus

Hey I loved Clash of the Titans.

QuestionMarkMan

Holy shit I forgot Christopher Lambert was in this

Blankzilla

Antimatter wrote:

Marathon wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

Marathon wrote:

Not sure if im more excited for this or "Wrath of the Titans"

Clash of the Titans was awful

Nowhere to go but up

always a new subbasement to be dug out

Or you can live on the same floor

really I don't get how people are excited about it. The director did Battle LA and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prequel.

Antimatter

QuestionMarkMan wrote:

Holy shit I forgot Christopher Lambert was in this

how

Blake T

I do not believe nic cage is a method actor.

I believe he is an actor who is playing nic cage who is playing ghost rider.

The Lovely Bastard

blake the only way I will allow that statement is if you believe that is a good thing

if you do not, you are dumber than a sack of special ed hammers

Blake T

I will say this.

If he is cast in the right role.

He is great.

If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

Kuribo's Shoe

I knew a guy named "Special" Ed Hammers

The Lovely Bastard

Blake T wrote:

I will say this.

If he is cast in the right role.

He is great.

If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

and I will say this:

nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

so you are wrong

Kuribo's Shoe

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

Blake T wrote:

I will say this.

If he is cast in the right role.

He is great.

If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

and I will say this:

nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

so you are wrong

City Of Angels

The Lovely Bastard

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

Blake T wrote:

I will say this.

If he is cast in the right role.

He is great.

If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

and I will say this:

nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

so you are wrong

City Of Angels

most romantic movie ever made

also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant

Kuribo's Shoe

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

Blake T wrote:

I will say this.

If he is cast in the right role.

He is great.

If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

and I will say this:

nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

so you are wrong

City Of Angels

most romantic movie ever made

also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant

Ant Bully

TheStig

Let's go Ghost Rider combos!

The Lovely Bastard

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

Blake T wrote:

I will say this.

If he is cast in the right role.

He is great.

If he is not he will often singlehandedly destroy the film.

and I will say this:

nic cage has never made a movie that wasn't at least entertaining

so you are wrong

City Of Angels

most romantic movie ever made

also it found a way to make the goo goo dolls relevant

Ant Bully

anything that gives children a cagd primer is a worthwhile endeavor

see also: astro boy

FactorySquirrel

That dame is pretty foxy. I've seen her before, but I can't remember where.

Centipede Damascus

you know what was a terrible movie? The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Artreus

This is gonna be amazing

The Lovely Bastard

you're damn right it will be

gtrmp

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Best Nicolas Cage interview ever

wait wait hang on now

The only reason why I tend to pass on a movie is either I don't think I'm right for the material and can't play it honestly, or because of time constraints with personal things in my life. There were two movies that asked me to go to Australia or New Zealand for long periods of time. One was Lord Of The Rings and one was the Matrix. But I was actively involved at that time raising my family and I couldn't really take that time out.

it would have been a little too appropriate if the roles he turned down were the ones that Hugo Weaving played, but no

TheStig

Nic Cage matrix would have been so awesome.

The Lovely Bastard

nic cage neo would have made the sequels amazing

fact

TheStig

I'd like a main character who was just as crazed and annoyed by everything that was happening as I was, yeah.

Centipede Damascus

I already knew that the Lord of the Rings movies were close to being ruined by Stuart Townsend as Aragorn

I can't imagine what Cage would have done with the role