Muaaaah the French [chat]

Jacobkosh

matt has a problem

Mim will be crushed.

BeNarwhal

You're killing me, Jacob.

This is what death is like.

Podly

yessssssssssssssssssssssss

Shivahn

Than, the kitty does appear to be ok. It's been an hour and I don't see swelling, he's not restless or panting or anything, etc. I'm going to keep a very close eye on him but I don't think he was envenomated.

amateurhour

Didn't he die selling fish sticks?

Mojo_Jojo

amateurhour wrote:

Didn't he die selling fish sticks?

Doing what he loved.

amateurhour

desc

What is even

The video

thehumandignity

Fort Hood totally counts as Texas. Even if it doesn't, it is surrounded by Texas!

RMS Oceanic

Poor Mim.

visiblehowl

So apparently this girl has been seeing someone for awhile now, and they "just" decided to become exclusive.

Nice of her to tell me before the date at least.

So fucking sick of this bullshit.

BeNarwhal

Oh very well, I'll just make it a post IN this [chat] then!

BeNarwhal

[chat],

On this fine day, February 8th, we celebrate, and with good cause.

For today we celebrate a truly momentous birth, the birth of one who has brought both joy and despair, unbridled optimism and thoughtful commentary, as much a measure of true human greatness as it is a measure of our true selves.

Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am of course talking about ...

The NASDAQ stock exchange.





The NASDAQ began trading on February 8th, 1971 (the world's first electronic stock market!) and so on this day, the anniversary of it's birth, we celebrate it's many accomplishments and consider the truly unique impact it has had on our world.

Happy birthday, NASDAQ!

firewaterword

Heh.

Fish dicks.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

hey [chat]

Harry Dresden

thehumandignity wrote:

Fort Hood totally counts as Texas. Even if it doesn't, it is surrounded by Texas!

Nor is it an embassy for a foreign nation.

bowen

I just printed out 2 reams of documentation for certification of my software.

The government sure does like its red tape.

Dynagrip

texas is great. don't be jelly. well, not all of texas, but certainly way more than Thanatos or Will are willing to allow. (Will went to college in Lubbock and thus can not be counted on to provide an impartial opinion.)

Yar

I always feel like the only white guy at the party when I enter [chat].

BeNarwhal

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

hey [chat]

Hey [Cass]

RMS Oceanic

I had soda farls with jam for dinner.

thehumandignity

Texas is hot and dry and it sucks.

Organichu

visiblehowl wrote:

So apparently this girl has been seeing someone for awhile now, and they "just" decided to become exclusive.

Nice of her to tell me before the date at least.

So fucking sick of this bullshit.

sucks, dude

Jacobkosh

visiblehowl wrote:

So apparently this girl has been seeing someone for awhile now, and they "just" decided to become exclusive.

Nice of her to tell me before the date at least.

So fucking sick of this bullshit.

ask them if they're open to a threeway!

visiblehowl

Dynagrip wrote:

texas is great. don't be jelly. well, not all of texas, but certainly way more than Thanatos or Will are willing to allow. (Will went to college in Lubbock and thus can not be counted on to provide an impartial opinion.)

Texas and Los Angeles may be very different in most ways, but at least they're both hated by the same people.

firewaterword

DAQ

thehumandignity

Yar wrote:

I always feel like the only white guy at the party when I enter [chat].

I am like the whitest guy ever. I lived in deserts for like four consecutive years and was still white as a sheet at the end.

visiblehowl

Spoiler:

Look i was getting ready for this date and i feel bad. Im kind of seeing someone and we just decided to be exclusive. Im so sorry

Sort of puts the previous two cancellations in an interesting context, too.

firewaterword

I've been to Marshall, TX. It is a festering sore.

I've been to Plano, TX. It was unremarkable, though I hear they have a heroin problem or something.

Yar

I don't mean I'm the only white guy in chat. I mean, like, I feel like I should feel like I don't belong here even though I don't feel like I don't belong here.

Septus

thehumandignity wrote:

Fort Hood totally counts as Texas. Even if it doesn't, it is surrounded by Texas!

It counts, but is not representative, you understand this.

Organichu

Yar wrote:

I always feel like the only white guy at the party when I enter [chat].

i always feel like i'm walking into an incredibly white party

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

vh do you want to borrow choco for a couple of weeks

he has womanly hips

thehumandignity

Septus wrote:

thehumandignity wrote:

Fort Hood totally counts as Texas. Even if it doesn't, it is surrounded by Texas!

It counts, but is not representative, you understand this.

Yes, and I was not confined to the base for the ~2 years I was there, you understand this.

Septus

firewaterword wrote:

I've been to Marshall, TX. It is a festering sore.

I've been to Plano, TX. It was unremarkable, though I hear they have a heroin problem or something.

They're so behind the times. They'll never compete in the meth race at this point.

Podly

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firewaterword

Organichu wrote:

Yar wrote:

I always feel like the only white guy at the party when I enter [chat].

i always feel like i'm walking into an incredibly white party

It ain't a white party until someone whips out a 401k statement.

visiblehowl

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

vh do you want to borrow choco for a couple of weeks

he has womanly hips

Can I borrow both of you?

I have some references, I think you'll be very pleased...

Donkey Kong

firewaterword wrote:

Organichu wrote:

Yar wrote:

I always feel like the only white guy at the party when I enter [chat].

i always feel like i'm walking into an incredibly white party

It ain't a white party until someone whips out a 401k statement.

I got like $500 in mine. Suck it!

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

visiblehowl wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

vh do you want to borrow choco for a couple of weeks

he has womanly hips

Can I borrow both of you?

I have some references, I think you'll be very pleased...

woah now

hey now

shit is heating up