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  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
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    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Man people get so pissy at clerks for carding them sometimes

    It's just a silly policy that they have to card every one, no need to take it as a personal insult!! The clerk would much rather just sell booze to any old asshole without bothering to check ID, but probably enjoys retaining his or her job, that's all. Nothing to do with you, fella who may or may not look over forty

    Every time I'm buying booze, I slide my license across the counter right along with my debit card. I've noticed though, they only look at it if I'm clean shaven. If I'm all bearded up, they don't even bother.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Basically a beard is way better than an ID for buying liqour

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I won that bingo first day of PAX.

    did you really win though

    No matter who wins, we all lose

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  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I won that bingo first day of PAX.

    did you really win though

    No matter who wins, we all lose

    I'm pretty sure I was the one who lost.

    As I stood next to the guy in peach cosplay smoking a cigarette for the fourth year in a row.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I was sitting down in line and a dude with a utilikilt basically flashed me on his way down

    so let's not go crazy as to who lost, here

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I won that bingo first day of PAX.

    did you really win though

    No matter who wins, we all lose

    I'm pretty sure I was the one who lost.

    As I stood next to the guy in peach cosplay smoking a cigarette for the fourth year in a row.

    I wish I had that pic of you standing with that AMAZINGLY angry Miranda cosplayer

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  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
    I was expecting Carpe Jugulum to be fluff but those scenes with Oats and Granny Weatherwax gobsmacked me

    There's no grays, only white that's got grubby.

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  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Basically a beard is way better than an ID for buying liqour
    I had a beard all through uni but them carders are HATERS and carded me every time. :/

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote:
    I won that bingo first day of PAX.

    did you really win though

    No matter who wins, we all lose

    I'm pretty sure I was the one who lost.

    As I stood next to the guy in peach cosplay smoking a cigarette for the fourth year in a row.

    I wish I had that pic of you standing with that AMAZINGLY angry Miranda cosplayer

    Oh God she was so pissed that I wanted a picture.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    Isn't the whole point of cosplay to show it off and have people take photos of you?

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    That's when you put on your old high school uniform as you walk into the bar.

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  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    go as hurley from lost




















    why is every other thing I say about lost anymore, I swear I wasn't this bad when it was actually airing

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

    You could be a Goomba.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

    Well, there's Rufus and Bob from Street Fighter and Tekken.

    Or Tenchi's friend Amagasaki.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Or the creepy raper guy from persona 4!

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    I really hate Rufus
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

    You could be a Goomba.

    Do you mean ":The Movie" Goomba? Because I'd be all over that. Man, now I really wanna be one.

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    You could cosplay as RONNIE, the hit webcomic character!!!

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    go as bowser in his heli...thing. you know, with the smiley face on it that he flies

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing hot hot hot hot stayin' alive stayin' aliveRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I really hate Rufus
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

    You could be a Goomba.

    Do you mean ":The Movie" Goomba? Because I'd be all over that. Man, now I really wanna be one.

    Just wear a really tall collar and mount a Goomba head on top of yours.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Or mario

    He's a portly dude with a stache

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    or Fat Cobra from The Immortal Iron Fist!

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

    There's the fat guy from Steins;gate.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    Or mario

    He's a portly dude with a stache

    Ah gee, I'd be "Has really let himself go" Mario though. Like Peach got killed 10 years ago in a botched rescue attempt, and Bowser blew his brains out with a Bullet Bill

    and I'm just sitting in my one-room apartment obsessively eating mushrooms to hopefully get that same thrill they once gave me

    rfilyaw on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Or mario

    He's a portly dude with a stache

    Ah gee, I'd be "Has really let himself go" Mario though. Like Peach got killed 10 years ago in a botched rescue attempt, and Bowser blew his brains out with a Bullet Bill

    Disheveled mario, with one overall just hanging off, a scruffy beard, and a half-drunk Johnny Walker Blue in his hands

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    I would dress as Sailor Moon, but only ironically.

    I'm not sure what fat guys there are in games and media that I care about for me to really cosplay as.

    Maybe Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist

    There's the fat guy from Steins;gate.

    Has that anime finished? I don't like starting an anime until it's over, and that one looked neat

    edit: from the looks of it, it has. woo!

    rfilyaw on
  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    clopsy...

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
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    what's SCP?

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Stories.

    He's talking about this one.

  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    Stories.

    Science fiction stories.

    About visitors coming down to Earth from other planets.

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  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Stories.

    Science fiction stories.

    About visitors coming down to Earth from other planets.

    I liked the one about Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan who will melt your brains with Van Halen if you don't ask Lorraine to the dance. (Big twist, Darth Vader is your future son).

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    scps are these little fanmade creepy story item things protected by a fictional government organization dedicated to the study of these various world-ending/horrifying/rape-y items

  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote:
    SabreMau wrote: »
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    what's SCP?

    oh man are you in for a treat

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