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"tuxkamen masterfully retcons in a tale of wine and crab."
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PeteRoseHair wrote:
I can't view previous pages at work, but thanks to the people who chimed in about BoD and Cthullu Saves the World. Definitely picking them up this weekend! I was a genesis kid growing up and I still play through Phantasy Star IV every year. Looking forward to checking them out and supporting some of the classy folks in this thread.

stock-photo-5177648-crab-with-red-wine.jpg I raise a glass to you Lords and Ladies of PC gaming. Stay Crabby.

I like how the watermark implies that this was an actual photo. Can you imagine the conversation?

Fine Dining Magazine rep: Now, stay with me on this one. It might be a little weird but we think it's going to hit two core audiences at once.

Photographer: Okay?

Rep: Okay. Just give me your snap impression. Dungeness crab holding a glass of red wine. Huh? Huh?

Photographer: ...

Rep: It has to be crystal, of course, not the cheap stuff. Of course we should use a white, but it looks nicer this way and we figure it will bring in the casuals.

Photographer: ...what.

Rep: Do you think a little coat and hat would be too much?

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  • RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    They must have figured people would shell out the cash to license it.

    Profile -> Signature Settings -> Hide signatures always. Then you don't have to read this worthless text anymore.
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Great, now someone's going to come in here and wine about the inevitable puns.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Great, now someone's going to come in here and wine about the inevitable puns.

    You're sounding a bit crabby about it already Margarazzi.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    see317 wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Great, now someone's going to come in here and wine about the inevitable puns.

    You're sounding a bit crabby about it already Margarazzi.

    That's because this type of humor is unusually dry.

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  • RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    I bet they had to scuttle that drink after the shoot. Too bad, I bet it would have been a cracking good red.

    Profile -> Signature Settings -> Hide signatures always. Then you don't have to read this worthless text anymore.
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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    RandomEngy wrote:
    I bet they had to scuttle that drink after the shoot. Too bad, I bet it would have been a cracking good red.

    That would very shellfish of them. There's no safe harbor for those crabs, not even in ports.

    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Farscape is pretty much the best at anything
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  • ImthebOHGODBEESImthebOHGODBEES Registered User regular
    They could try tannin on the beaches, but it's not a very good year for that. Plus their horoscope mentioned they'd be at risk of getting cancer.

    Do you, in fact, have any builds in this shop at all?
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  • theSquidtheSquid Registered User regular
    ImthebOHGODBEES wrote:
    They could try tannin on the beaches, but it's not a very good year for that. Plus their horoscope mentioned they'd be at risk of getting cancer.

    *slow clap*

    LuvTheMonkey wrote: »
    Tactical pooping is taught in secret at Shotokan schools around the world, but you must know the secret handshake
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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote:
    RandomEngy wrote:
    I bet they had to scuttle that drink after the shoot. Too bad, I bet it would have been a cracking good red.

    That would very shellfish of them. There's no safe harbor for those crabs, not even in ports.

    Holy god

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