Fantasy MLB 2012 Slowdraft: Pretty much done!

Schide

As much as I don't want to take another pitcher, I don't like any of the batters I was thinking of taking better, so I'm taking

Zack Greinke

Zombie Hero

Dan Uggla

Cauld

I shall go with Jimmy Rollins.

PizzleStixx

Wait no one posted a picture of Zobrist's super hot wife??

deadonthestreet

We're trying to not get the thread locked so please don't.

PizzleStixx

Not sure how that would get the thread locked, but either way google her, she's a sexy lady.

fortis

LOOK GUYS BRANDON PHILLIPS IS PLANKING! HOW HILARIOUS!

LavaKnight

That would be super cool if he slid into second like that and just stopped, all rigid like.

deadonthestreet

I don't know who Brett Lawrie is but he is highly rated on draft boards all over the internet.

Adrenaline

deadonthestreet wrote:

We're trying to not get the thread locked so please don't.

Give me a break

y2jake215

deadonthestreet wrote:

I don't know who Brett Lawrie is but he is highly rated on draft boards all over the internet.

He's this guy

Schide

Yeah nobody ever take him, he's horrible.

deadonthestreet

No see I just took him by making a joke.

Schide

Pfft, it's not even your turn!

...now.

LavaKnight

Ha ha ha, Canada.

yotes

Brian McCann's dogs.

deadonthestreet

The one he is holding looks frightened.

yotes

I think he might be about to throw up.

Zombie Hero

I'm pretty sure those types of dogs always look like they are about to throw up.

LavaKnight

God damn, I don't know how this is happening, but I'm going to pretty much recreate my team from last year so far, only more expensively.

Elvis Andrus will have to do!

y2jake215

He's falling fast, but I think that accounts for the inevitable regression and I'll end up with decent value

Jered Weaver

y2jake215

already want to change my pick

but he helped me in several leagues last year. I'll just be confident he can beat the sabermetric analysis yet again

..PizzleStixx, if you happen to reaaaally want Jered Weaver I wouldn't mind swapping him for someone that you pick for me here

Spoiler:

...not kidding

zeeny

PizzleStixx wrote:

Not sure how that would get the thread locked, but either way google her, she's a batshit insane lady.

PizzleStixx

We diversify here at the Fruit F-er All-Stars, so we'll select:



David Price and



Michael Morse

y2jake215

Price was the guy I should've taken over Weaver.
What the hell, I'm taking a risk.



Desmond Jennings

LavaKnight

I'm at work, so someone will have to post a photo for me.

Madison Bumgarner

y2jake215

Great pick I was hoping to get Mad-Bum next round

Zombie Hero

I almost picked Morse. Now this whole season I'm going to be comparing the Uggla pick to the Morse nonpick. Also: watching Uggla post .240 for the first two months of the season.

zeeny

Uggla >>>> Morse.
I would have picked Jennings if this was roto.

LavaKnight

zeeny wrote: »

Uggla >>>> Morse.
I would have picked Jennings if this was roto.

Definitely Uggla>Morse; 'twas a good pick.

PizzleStixx

Hey, no need to knock Morse



He's not pleased

yotes

Blah... Aramis Ramirez it is. Even though I know this is the year he falls apart.

LavaKnight

That man is not a cub, that's for sure.

deadonthestreet

I don't know who Eric Hosmer is but he's doing pretty good in pre-draft rankings.

yotes

All I know about Eric Hosmer is that he's that guy who , immediately after picking Ramirez, I thought I should have picked instead.

LavaKnight

WHO IS HE?

yotes

Vell, he's just zis guy, you know?

fortis

Apparently Alex Gordon is a video game?

Adrenaline

A furry video game no less

deadonthestreet

Looks like Braun isn't suspended.

I just scammed you all.